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FlamingTP
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 •11/04/2011 10:30 PM (UTC) •
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(Erik) Wrote:
I actually thought you were closer to 14 than 17. When I was younger, I just postponed the whole love and marriage thing because I saw so many people "think" they were in love, abuse the word love, and then break up and say "oh yeah that person, we weren't actually in love." So I just went and had fun without love and it was great times, but ... then one day I settled down. I don't mean to demean your love or anything, I wish you and your girlfriend the best. I guess I just grew a disdain for the concept of love after nearly everybody I knew seemed to be completely lose their grasp of reality after being brainwashed with one too many messages from the media.

Also.





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 •11/04/2011 10:56 PM (UTC) •
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-Rijo- Wrote:
I've been meaning to start posting here again. So here it is ^.^

Hi again! Welcome back!
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 •11/04/2011 10:59 PM (UTC) •
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Eek. Model legs and feet. It's like an alien. So good.

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 •11/04/2011 11:18 PM (UTC) •
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Masking tape is like the worst thing ever
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 •11/05/2011 12:00 AM (UTC) •
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Why do the best conversations happen when I disappear?
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 •11/05/2011 02:18 AM (UTC) •
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(Erik) Wrote:
Toxik Wrote:
This page is full of sex and cum.


I'll fill you up with sex and cum.



Hahaha, don't tease me.
tongue



In other news... I'm thinking about buying Mario Kart 7, only if they have my favorites "Retro tracks".
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 •11/05/2011 02:37 AM (UTC) •
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What started off as the lapelles of a blouse and a lime peel has now become a Wood Nymph with man eating tulips grafted onto her arm from the elbow down.

My art lecturer may be a dick at times, but he's really pushing my imagination.
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 •11/05/2011 02:56 AM (UTC) •
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Siklootd Wrote:
maximus12 Wrote:
I don't know what to think about girls anymore. I get screwed over.

They're all like oh this whole time we've been flirting and cuddling I just remember Im with this other guy. Thing is....I'm always the other guy that the girl talks to but never gets.

That's the way girls are, I'm always the "other guy" 99% of the time. Girls are just crazy as hell, and it's hilarious that they love to bitch to me about their boyfriend, and then break up with them, then in a few months go back to the same asshole who they said was abusing them. confused Who knows what the hell goes on in their minds? Let me tell you though, once you get through all their crap, it's worth it! If girls weren't so good looking I'd be happy living alone, but I can't resist them, despite the crap they put us guys through! That's just another struggle of life I guess.


I know how you feel all to well. Thats females for ya. Always damn good looking but loaded with tons of baggage.
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 •11/05/2011 06:33 AM (UTC) •
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Murcielago Wrote:
IM STILL A VIRGIN!

I have yet to taste the beautiful (some are at least) creature known as vagina. But I do hate that musky, sour smell after the sex. How do I know? I walked in a room after 2 peeps got it on. I didn't know they did it in there til I noticed her limping out and the guy with a huge grin on his face while butt-naked. They made that room STANK.


They were drunk by the way. But thats no excuse.



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 •11/05/2011 07:01 AM (UTC) •
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(Erik) Wrote:
If a girl is playing games, just stick your dick in her mouth to shut her up. Win-win situation.


What if she bites me?
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 •11/05/2011 07:36 AM (UTC) •
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(Erik), that pizza's making me hungry. *Late night munchies*
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FlamingTP
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 •11/05/2011 09:25 AM (UTC) •
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Remember remember the 5th of november for it is the day I always watch that particular film.
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 •11/05/2011 01:43 PM (UTC) •
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Hello everyone. I just finished watching V for Vendetta, and then started to surf on YouTube. I then stumbled across MUGEN videos, which directed me into that 'infamous' Sonya Blade cosplay video.

Then I remembered why I hated youtube comments.

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 •11/05/2011 02:05 PM (UTC) •
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Hey MKO buddies. Can you guys do me a huge favor? I created an art page, which showcases artwork that I do on facebook some weeks ago, I was wondering if some of you guys would be interested in "liking" the page. In return, I will brighten your news feed with pretty pictures on a regular basis. It would mean a lot to me.

Hope you guys/gals are all doing well.
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 •11/05/2011 02:16 PM (UTC) •
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GodlyShinnok Wrote:
(Erik) Wrote:
If a girl is playing games, just stick your dick in her mouth to shut her up. Win-win situation.


What if she bites me?


lol..giving new meaning to the phrase, keep it in your pants.
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 •11/05/2011 05:39 PM (UTC) •
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Man, I haven't played MK9 in a good while...
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FlamingTP
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 •11/05/2011 05:41 PM (UTC) •
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and there was much rejoicing.
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 •11/05/2011 07:59 PM (UTC) •
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Man, I haven't played MK9 in a good while...


Do it.
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 •11/05/2011 08:16 PM (UTC) •
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Erik your replys always crack me up.

And sbdjuggalos I think that's how you spell it thanks for the advice man!!
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Get that ass BANNED

•11/05/2011 10:02 PM (UTC) •
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Got Skyrim fully pre-ordered! WOOOO!!!!!!
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 •11/05/2011 10:15 PM (UTC) •
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3 more days...grin
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 •11/05/2011 10:32 PM (UTC) •
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5 bro 5 days
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•11/05/2011 10:35 PM (UTC) •
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So today I was driving around Albuquerque and I saw a blue truck that had Mortal Kombat Sub-Zero written on the sides. Just thought that I would share that with you all.
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•11/05/2011 10:46 PM (UTC) •
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So today I was driving around Albuquerque and I saw a blue truck that had Mortal Kombat Sub-Zero written on the sides. Just thought that I would share that with you all.

That's awesome! I live right up from ABQ in Santa Fe, no one ever talks about New Mexico ever!
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 •11/05/2011 10:52 PM (UTC) •
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I think its time for me to get another tattoo. Not quite sure what yet. I have a few ideas. Guess it's time to start doodling in the middle of lecture. That's how I got my last tattoo. Drew it up myself.
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