Women talking to me, an adventure in translation.

Woman: "I've sworn off men for awhile, totally not ready for a relationship sorry."

Translation: "Tomorrow I'm going to post about that hot guy at the gym on facebook and how I want to fuck him so hard/give him my phone number. Also in 2 weeks I'm in a relationship with someone else."

Me: "Why wont you go out with me?"

Woman: *types and deletes 6 or 7 responses for about 15 minutes before finally settling on "You're too needy"*

Translation "You're too nerdy oops cant say that delete" "You're too Ugly, oops cant say that delete etc."

Me: "We've been dating 4 years and you still wont add me to your damn facebook? I don't really care but when you don't do it something's up.

Woman: "My facebook is my private little special space.....(with 247 other people on it.)"

Translation: "I've dated and slept with about 5 other men during our four years together and to me you might as well be the back up dildo I keep under my bed for when real men aren't around. PS, no I'm not paying you back the $1000 I owe you because I don't legally have to. In short fuck you."


I have decided that I am no longer going to be nice to women for any reason unless they deserve it, period. I am not a walking punching bag.

Ok, just changed my username and created a new account! Yay! I let a few of the mods know too that way they know to ban my old account. It feels weird having my visit count so low and not having the rank I used to have, but oh well, it's a name that I prefer to use so I'm happy!

They really said that to you? The last one is just priceless, "My Facebook is my private little special space..."

Wow. Women are stupid.

absolutely, I try to be the nice guy but it only messes things up in the end.

Fuck them chicks, son! Word is bond, you gotta talk to girls that hold the same interests as you. N'aahmeen?

Most people say they "wouldn't hit a girl".


You would hit a girl, everyone just has different breaking points. I reached mine once.

I feel a mixture of guilt and dissapointment, but at the same time... Should I? Would I if it had been a guy?

Anyway, after reading your post, TP, I thought I would say that, mainly because I have been thinking about it a lot lately, and I just wanted to openly say it instead of pondering to myself.

Yeeeeah boyeee! Say what ya' mean, don't play me woman.



Girls may hate me for this but I view a man in that respect in the same way as I do a woman. Would I hit a girl? absolutely, should I? fuck no, and for the same reason: the law. that last girl of mine deserves a firm slap across the face, but I don't need a criminal record.

Once you reach the point where you have to hit a woman, its time to leave, get out of there man you're only hurting yourself by sticking around.

In self defense situations. gender doesn't matter to me.

@FlamingTP, fuck those chicks dawg

To quote a tweet of mine...

"I'd Laugh my ass off if Justin Bieber did get that girl pregnant."

I'm contemplating on whether or not I should do something similar to the Angry Video Game Nerd episodes.

I'm writing down reviews on why certain games are just not worth playing, how when video games are handed off to a different company that the game suddenly starts sucking, and just my hatred in the path that Tomb Raider went after Angel of Darkness.

I don't know if I'm confident enough to actually pull this off. If anyone of you guys actually met me in person, I would be so fucking shy to say anything to your faces, believe it if you can't.

But it's something that would be really cool to give a try at.

And I am getting so sick and tired of that fucking Kardashian... Go jump in a lake and drown for all I care for, PLEASE!!!!

This guy's laugh cures cancer.

That whole shtick is so old and unfunny. Nothing wrong with review videos, but do something original.

I saw that this morning on the news! LOL That made my day. So, JB's still gay?

We all know that she had to have it planted in a lab or something.... He does not have male genitalia.

I feel horrible for double posting but I have to inform anyone that does not know....

Panic! At The Disco is the fucking shit. So awesome to just sit here and listen to them. They were great live the other night and I would totally go see them again (especially if they were playing with Foxy Shazam and Patrick Stump again).

I used to only like a few songs by P!ATD but I recently (a few months now) have found new respect for their music. Brendon Urie is hilarious on stage as well.

I've tried listening to Panic, they're ok, but not fully my style. I just went to my first concert 4 weeks ago, it was awesome. I saw Bullet For My Valentine, Escape the Fate, Seether, and Three Days Grace, and all of them were amazing. Seether has an amazing live sound, but they're boring live, as in they don't engage the audience at all, they just play their set and leave. Bullet For My Valentine, Escape the Fate, and Three Days Grace all spent several minutes joking around with the audience in between tracks, and acted like they were having a great time. Seether felt like they just wanted to play and get the hell out, they really honestly only sang their songs and said "We are Seether, goodnight", nothing else came out of their mouths. So, I realized that Seether is a horrible live band, but they have good songs and they sounded good live.

For some reason, I want MW3

You remembered me! *blushes*

Really need to get my scanner sorted, done some sketches of Kitana and Skarlet outfits I had in my head but cant upload them. Done some for Mileena too but felt it looked to similar to her Deception look so I scrapped it. There's only some minor changes to Skarlet's outfit but I think it makes her design aesthetic look a bit more thought out than just shoes, fanny strap and a bra.

Yeah, his humor is somewhat getting tiresome, but he's still okay to watch every now and then.

I brought him up because he talks about the downside of the game, which is what I was going to do, just without the toilet humor and the ridiculous handful of random curse words.

But I don't know, I'm just writing the reviews and see what I want to do with this. Maybe during Christmas break or summer.

Do people really script their reviews?

I had assumed that reviewers had a general idea of what they thought about the game and just expand upon that thought throughout the review, snipping unnecessary "uhms" in post-production.

Just seems if you're review is scripted, the person themselves would sound scripted.

I've always wanted to see Seether live but I am not so sure after reading this.

P!ATD was amazing live. They were all joking around with the crowd and were getting an amazing vibe and response from the crowd. I am not sure if all crowds react this way to them but the crowd I was in certainly did.

During the set they did covers of "I Believe In A Thing Called Love" by The Darkness and "Rolling In The Deep" by Adele... Both which I enjoyed much more than the original versions (I hate Adele).

I felt that P!ATD sounds even better live then they do on their albums. They pump up the crowd during songs and really know how to get people excited for their music. You should have seen the crowd I was in when they played "Hurricane".

Plus their stage set up was fucking awesome. I am really digging the whole "Steam Punk" get up.

"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage" was a great song to hear, as always. They also got the crowd really pumped during this song.


Eric Nally from Foxy Shazam is always great to listen to. His voice when he is talking is just fucking awesome and he is hilarious in between songs. Sky from Foxy Shazam (Keyboard player) has a beard as epic as Eric Nally's Mustache.

Even if you don't think P!ATD is the best.... If they are stopping by you on this tour with Patrick Stump and Foxy Shazam, I highly suggest you go see the show. It is great and I think it can really change your view of them. It certainly made me think better of them... plus the tickets weren't that expensive here.

These are who I plan on revealing first from mah roster next year...

MK: Raiden
MK2: Jade
MK3: {TBD}
MK4: Fujin
MK5: Kenshi
MK6: Kira
MK7: Daegon

Good choices? Yay or nay?

[Jade, Daegon and Kenshi are the only ones set in stone for being featured first from their respective origin game..]


Ninja edit: Gonna have fun coming up with personalities for a lot of characters...

Nay on all except Fujin and Kenshi in my opinion.

That's how I ended up liking Escape the Fate and Bullet For My Valentine. Before seeing them live, I really didn't care too much for either band. However, both put on such an awesome show that not only did I enjoy myself during their sets, but I also immediately purchased some of their albums. So maybe if I did see the band live my stand will change, it happens.