I have a friend with benefits that I meet every few days. Me and her have gotten real close. When I'm with her I can't breathe, I get palpitations, and I feel like I'm going to die. I think she's been with every guy and woman in town though. Maybe you know her, her name is Anxiety, and she's a real bitch. LOL

I always try to come up with these weird satire based analogies of real life issues I have. It helps me laugh about it more when I put it in the form of a comedic analogy. I wish I did have a friend with benefits, instead I'm stuck with the damn anxiety every few days

@TheNinjasRock What's eating you, brother of the late great m0seph?

I hate the new Xbox dashboard.

Abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

I don't mind the update. It's just the new notification of "THIS FUCKER IS PLAYING THE SAME GAME AS YOU RIGHT NOW LOL" that is really starting to irk me.

For those of you who have the new Mario Kart 7.
Is it me or the controler to move gets stuck sometimes when you try to make a turn? For some reason for me it gets stuck.

I celebrated my best friend's 22nd and our coats were stolen so we stole four coats I hope we find those assholes wearing our coats around campus.

Do you wear gay coats?

I'm not even trolling now. I wish the word fag would be universally agreed upon to mean something along the lines of douche bag rather than a derogatory term for homosexual. The few times I still catch myself using the word I'm using it as a way to tell someone that they are being a jackass. I have no problems with gay people at all. Hell, my gay friends even call douche bags fags.

I don't know. I could be talking out of ignorance here, but I'm sure a lot of people feel the same way, hetero or homo. It's one thing for a homosexual to call someone out on using the word, but last week some nosy straight bitch called me out for using the word gay to describe a homosexual. First of all, gay has pretty much become the norm term, and second of all, why the fuck should she care? There wasn't a gay person present and I didn't say anything derogatory. It's this stupid politically correct brain virus that turns logical people into crusaders, and sometimes it isn't necessary.

I hate my friend Joey sometimes. Hardcore Xbox fan. That new Dashboard or whatever for the xbox, now he's saying it kicks PS3 right back down to Wii status. Xbox is better than EVERYTHING. I'd like to just shove a nuke right up his ass ya know? With a Bill Gates design on the side going :D and then blow it up.


Haaaaa, sorry errbody. Just had to get that outta mah system.

Making sigs for some characters of MvC2. Got a Ruby Heart one done.

Where I live fag isn't a big deal of a word, but I still try not to use it because we have to censor ourselves and walk on glass because somebody somewhere in the world might overreact and get offended.

Made this outta randomness. Trying to learn how to use C4D correctly.

Sick pic bro.

That is incredible. Did you draw it too? Nice nipple.

I can't draw for crap. I only edited the things you see. Though I wish I could draw like this. And I just noticed the nipple.

Hey, if you're making MVC2 sigs could u hook me up with a Jill one?

The Stone Cold Blu Ray is pretty sweet

Early Christmas Present. I've never heard of Daisy Lowe, but now that I have, the world feels so much brighter.