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 •12/14/2011 02:52 AM (UTC) •
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Jironobou Wrote:
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Has anyone here done LSD? The idea of it fascinates me a bit.


Drugs are fantastic.


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^ It sucks more if you're gay, when almost everyone becomes off-limits.


Nobody's off limits when you got swag.



The single most epic most on this entire website. Ever.


EPIC MOST



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 •12/14/2011 03:04 AM (UTC) •
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THIS IS A DELICIOUS APPLE I'M EATING!!!!

Thought you should know...
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Aw yeah, new MK!
 •12/14/2011 04:49 AM (UTC) •
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I shall forever associate Skarlet with tentacle hentai. grin
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 •12/14/2011 04:51 AM (UTC) •
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•12/14/2011 04:56 AM (UTC) •
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FlamingTP Wrote:
Siklootd Wrote:

They'll forget to fire me and allow me to keep working for months and months. lol


Did you receive your paycheck this week?

Well I'll find out on Thursday when we get paid. Although I did notice that my red stapler was missing from my desk this morning.
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 •12/14/2011 05:05 AM (UTC) •
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Hi guys...

Every post I make has three dots after the end of each of my sentences...
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 •12/14/2011 05:30 AM (UTC) •
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Siklootd Wrote:
FlamingTP Wrote:
Siklootd Wrote:

They'll forget to fire me and allow me to keep working for months and months. lol


Did you receive your paycheck this week?

Well I'll find out on Thursday when we get paid. Although I did notice that my red stapler was missing from my desk this morning.


BTW I've been told you're no longer allowed to listen to music while you collate.
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 •12/14/2011 05:32 AM (UTC) •
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 •12/14/2011 05:33 AM (UTC) •
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[Killswitch] Wrote:
Hi guys...

Every post I make has three dots after the end of each of my sentences...


I noticed...
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 •12/14/2011 05:33 AM (UTC) •
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Icebaby Wrote:
What the hell is a whorish face? And why can't these people go away?


A whorish face can be defined in two ways:

1. too much/tacky lipstick/eyeliner

2. Every girl in a bukakkae gang bang videos have a whorish face.
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 •12/14/2011 05:41 AM (UTC) •
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mmmmm that feeling you get when the semester is over mmmmm
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 •12/14/2011 06:19 AM (UTC) •
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[Killswitch] Wrote:
Hi guys...

Every post I make has three dots after the end of each of my sentences...

Don't mock me...
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 •12/14/2011 06:45 AM (UTC) •
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I'm debating whether to go to the Student abroad program next fall....Finland or Japan are looking sexy; however, I've been to Europe, so maybe a non-Western place would be an interesting change, this will be tricky.... Hmm.
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 •12/14/2011 06:52 AM (UTC) •
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So just now I'm talking to my cousin (who is in Jr. High) and she shows me her Facebook...


Some of the things these people are saying... Love? Breaking my heart?

Quoting songs about love?

Talking about love?


I mean, I had a great time in Jr. High. Not once did I encounter a student worried about half of the shit these kids are... We all just wanted to hang out and play videogames. Granted, that doesn't mean we weren't all worried about fucking (which none of us actually did anyway)... But not love.

I'm not worried about love NOW.

I blame Disney Channel.
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Get that ass BANNED

•12/14/2011 07:36 AM (UTC) •
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Ohhhhh yeah. Got approval of the most badass thing ever. I'm stoked for January.
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 •12/14/2011 07:37 AM (UTC) •
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You should be more vague.
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 •12/14/2011 07:39 AM (UTC) •
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^lol^
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 •12/14/2011 07:41 AM (UTC) •
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Ninja_Mime Wrote:
You should be more vague.



Yeah, I read it and I was nowhere near being able to guess what he meant... And to me that's too much.

Maybe try: "Thing happened, excited for thing"

No...

Try

Stuff is happening.


There we go. Perfect.
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 •12/14/2011 07:47 AM (UTC) •
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Drugs are great when you get an addiction and your life is sucked down the drain and your tooths fall out or your heart implodes.


Is it strange that I don't blame drugs for ruining people's lives, but I blame those people because they are self destructive in their own right and they use drugs to drag themselves down into the pit? But we baby them, and when they're in a stage of recovery we say "no, no don't worry it wasn't your fault it was the drugs" as we try and help them gain a foothold on their own lives again.
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 •12/14/2011 07:50 AM (UTC) •
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(Erik) Wrote:
NS922 Wrote:
Drugs are great when you get an addiction and your life is sucked down the drain and your tooths fall out or your heart implodes.


Is it strange that I don't blame drugs for ruining people's lives, but I blame those people because they are self destructive in their own right and they use drugs to drag themselves down into the pit? But we baby them, and when they're in a stage of recovery we say "no, no don't worry it wasn't your fault it was the drugs" as we try and help them gain a foothold on their own lives again.


If you drink at parties, that does not make you an alcoholic.

If you do drugs on occasion, cool.

If you do them all the time, you're stupid.

Same goes for consuming Alcohol all the time. They can both do bad things, only one of the is legal, so people pretend to forget that.
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 •12/14/2011 08:03 AM (UTC) •
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MadameBordella Wrote:
I shall forever associate Skarlet with tentacle hentai. grin


........why?
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 •12/14/2011 08:31 AM (UTC) •
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J-spit Wrote:
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I shall forever associate Skarlet with tentacle hentai. grin


........why?


I did her 'Make it Rain' fatality once in the middle of the night because I was bored and couldn't go to sleep. For the oddest damned reason, the four spiked pillars of hers made me think of tentacles and now the idea refuses to leave me alone.

I probably shouldn't be playing video games in the middle of the night. grin
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 •12/14/2011 08:33 AM (UTC) •
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Espio872 Wrote:
I'm debating whether to go to the Student abroad program next fall....Finland or Japan are looking sexy; however, I've been to Europe, so maybe a non-Western place would be an interesting change, this will be tricky.... Hmm.


I vote Japan, but that's just me.
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Get that ass BANNED

•12/14/2011 08:53 AM (UTC) •
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I'm getting tickets to a concert and new earphones for christmas. I'm fucking stoked.
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