A girl broke up with her boyfriend for me. Now I just need to make my move.



Also......I like pie.

Why didn't he just ask if you wanted to fuck.

I mean... It would be blatant to call this blatant

was her boyfriend a dick?

aren't you from Chicago? Isn't it illegal to text while driving over there?

Yeap, but Chicago's finest thinks it's more important suckingly guiding cars around a tow truck rather than trying to spot drivers who text and drive.

My city is wonderful.

The news is upset that a celebrity who just filled a movie here in Albuquerque made fun of the city. The actress was Sandra Vergara and they were filming the new "Fright Night" film in Albuquerque. She said there was nothing to do here. Albuquerque has a shit load of stuff to do. It has three malls, over 100 restaurants ranging from locally owned to national chains and ranging from Mexican food, Asian food, Italian, and everything in between. The city has over a dozen nightclubs, several strip clubs, several concert halls and concert venues (Tingley and the Hard Rock Pavilion). There's also several casinos in Albuquerque and even some theme parks. She also messed up by calling the restaurant "Twin Peaks" a strip club. It's a locally owned restaurant that uses a gimmick similar to Hooters, all of the waitresses wear tight clothes, there's no stripping whatsoever, just like Hooters. So don't know why celebrities feel like they need to bash us. Other celebrities such as Tommy Lee Jones, and Jessica Alba have both said there's nothing to do here, but they obviously don't even look for shit to do. There's a fucking concert going on every night in the city from nationally recognized bands, last night some of my favorite bands were just here: As I Lay Dying, Sylosis, The Ghost Inside. Albuquerque also has two minor league sports teams: the Isotopes and the Thunderbirds. So there's plenty to do here if they actually got up and looked for it. Albuquerque has over 550,000 people living within the city itself and within the entire metro area 900,000 people total living in it too, and it's listed as the 32nd largest city in the country. There's definitely a lot of shit to do here.

P.S. I still love Jessica Alba despite the fact that she hates it here.

Added most fellow MKO users that I know. Maybe some random ones. I don't fuckin know.

Japan FTW

I'm gonna be different than errbody else and say Finland

+10 Respect from me. That happened to me too once, then the ex(boyfriend)was stalkin and shit. Trying to make her jelly by going out with HER SISTER. Like what FlamingTP asked, was he a dick?

That is either an extremely poorly worded way of saying he's there if you want to talk, or he really just wants your dick man. I mean I joke around about this kind of thing as much as the next guy, but that seemed way to forward for a joke, haha. I'm alright though, thanks for asking. In a strange way the wreck was sort of comical. I was literally right in front of her and she decided to accelerate out of the parking lot when I was in front of the entrance. It was her husbands brand new truck too, and she was about 5 hours from home. It was bad luck for everyone.

The reason I asked is because I'm a good guy and I've had women taken from me on occasion. Its not a good thing unless the guy is a dick. Make sure he is, otherwise you've bagged a woman who may just be easy, and that wont be good for you. A woman leaves her boyfriend once, she'll do it again.

This is like musical chairs!

only with potential heartbreak and STDs.

Also I believe this would be called musical penises.

You're clever around these parts aren't ya?

Musical Penises by Hasbro. Buy the set from your nearest local superstore.

Obama would buy something like that.

Obama would be more likely to buy Musical Corporate Penises.

I love that I'm still up, eating Maruchan cup of noodles and drinking fruit punch, refusing to finish studying for my Math final, blah....

Thanks for your input KS. Japan is certainly a gorgeous option, beautiful landscape, art, and all my favorite animes from there + I wanna climb Mount Fuji or any mountain before I die lol.







lol holy hell agreed, he's creepin like no other, my god.

The fact that he's supposed to be a professional for students to come to makes this really sad and even more creepy, smh.

Fuck Math.

I'm not 100% sure it would be the manufacturer's fault. I have several laptops at my house: two Toshibas, one HP, and two ACERs. The two Toshibas are over 5 years old at the moment, and still going strong, while the HP is approximately 6 years old and still going, while the two ACERS are only a year old. To me it sounds like maybe the virus has somehow affected the registry in someway, or possibly the harddrive itself has become corrupt. The reason why my two Toshibas are still going strong is because I constantly perform upgrades on them to their harddrives as well as their RAM. Whenever the machines become too slugish, I simply do a new re-install of the operating system, completely cleansing it of any malicious ware that may be nesting within the machine's components. A new OS installation is usually a guaranteed way to get rid of problems within your machine, and when accompanied with a new harddrive before doing the new OS installation, a computer should run like the day you bought it, sometimes better if you upgrade the RPM of the drive. I kind of blame the virus for any issues may be having, or perhaps you did in fact receive a faulty piece of machinery. It is possible. I prefer to blame software issues on malignant files corrupting various portions of the diskdrive first, and sometimes even with a virus scanner, many of these threats can go undetected. What I generally do is the following: I have a huge external harddrive that I plug into my computer once a week. I go to "Start" then go to "Run" then type %userprofile% to go to my userprofile for the computer. I then press Ctrl A and copy all of these files/folders to my external drive. If it asks to replace duplicate files I tell it yes, in case I made changes to files since the last time I did this. Then whenever my computer is really badly infected, running extremely slow, or crashing repeatedly, I simply grab my operating system reinstallation disc that I created and placed onto my flash drive, and reinstall Windows. Once Windows is reinstalled, I simply go back to "Start" go back to "Run" retype %userprofile% and copy and paste the folders/files I backed up previously back onto the new operating system and it's like if I never lost a thing. I'm very OCD about doing this kind of backup once a week, as a result I have NEVER lost a single file in my life. The computer runs at full speed, no errors, no crashing, and it's good to go for another several years before another virus takes it down.

Dear Espionage872, do you fear the radioactivity that's now around the eastern Asia? As a Finn myself, I'll enlighten you with what is in Finland:*Beautiful landscapes
*Hot summers and snowy winters
*Nightless nights in summer
*Friendly people
(yet shy, don't be afraid to open conversations)
*The world's #1 innovative nation (you'll instantly notice some everyday conveniences exclusive to us)
*The world's #1 educated nation
*Unique language (series like MK, Star Wars and LotR often utilize Finnish words)**
*The majority of the Finnish youth speak fluent English despite Finnish isn't even English-related and we have our second language i.e. Swedish.
*You'll get along with Finns better than with Japanese because Finland is of The West.
*We have Mt. Halti and I assure that you'll see gorgeous landscapes from there!
*Santa Claus comes from Finland.
*Finnish metal music is simply top-notch.
*Finland vs. Sweden rivalry is incomparable.
*More stuff in USA than you know of is actually of Finnish development. There are Finnish directors, musicians and actors in Hollywood and for example Halo: Reach was directed by Marcus Lehto (FIN).
*Europe is by the way the world's most diverse region; visiting Central Europe doesn't tell much about the Nordic countries yet.
*The best universities in Finland for you to go would probably be either the University of Lapland (the northernmost), the University of Turku (Turku is the culture capital city of Europe) or the University of Helsinki (one of the world's best in ranking).
*For further information, just ask Conan O'Brien!
Japan isn't a bad country either I tell you. It is ranked as the #2 most innovative country in the world. Japanese people have other connections to Finns too, for example we have similar names (Mari, Aki, etc.), excellent video games (Finnish games: Max Payne, Alan Wake, Angry Birds, FlatOut, Trials HD, to name a few) and you know how much there are games in Japan. Then again, take into account that our population is mere 5M whereas Japan's is 127M and you can play games and read anime enough in USA too, right? Finland has a lot of history to tell about, in 2017 Finland celebrates its 100th Independence Day - we have had to defend ourselves from Sweden's kingdom in the medieval times, and Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union in WWII yet we're still breathing, haha.

Nokia, sauna and things such as the draining cupboard that is a common part of the kitchen all around the globe - are Finnish. Finland was nominated as the #1 country of the world in 2010, so the crime rates are pretty low. We are in fact pretty open-minded though we demand quite a lot from politicians; Finland is also one of the least corrupted nations in the world and of course we're civilized due to the education (There are no slum areas here). We are also part of the European Union and we've been active in its conferences ever since the 90s. I will probably spend a year as an exchange student in USA at some point too because being an exchange student is always marvelous I hear. Man, get over here and see you in the university next fall. Be there!
** 'Tarkata' is Finnish for 'to notice' - you'll have to notice the Tarkatan differences (Mileena) or you're in a mess. The Jedi fighting style, Rautakäsi, is Finnish for 'Iron Hand'. The Lord of the Rings series utilizes our language even more heavily than MK and Star Wars combined. Finnish is quite easy after the basics in the long run.