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Zmoke
12/16/2011 01:25 AM (UTC)
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I sense bones will be laid upon something UNforgettable.
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FlamingTP
12/16/2011 01:54 AM (UTC)
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Jiro
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

12/16/2011 01:58 AM (UTC)
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UNdiscovered Wrote:
(Erik) Wrote:
Your mother lost last night.


Thats pretty rude you asshole

i dont even want to get started with you

OH THE HYPOCRISY!!!
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NoobSaibot5
12/16/2011 02:00 AM (UTC)
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Butt Secks?

It's amazing. Don't be shy of it lads, it's nice and tight to fuck and if you let someone caress your own it feels amazing. I know girls who insist on it, they love a bit of gentle foreplay back there, and they usually (7/10 times) tell me that when they return the favour to their boyfriends, the lads love it too. You don't have to put anything in there (although it does feel quite nice) but so few people explore it and are missing out on so much.

I'm against doing oral on a bum, but only because I'm very health-conscious and become unaroused at the idea of an area like that being near a tongue. Unless I'd seen someone shower in front of me, I wouldn't be tempted to at all. But apparently it's quite nice.
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(Erik)
12/16/2011 02:10 AM (UTC)
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FlamingTP Wrote:I would fuck a woman in the ass, but when it comes to ass to mouth, I agree with clerks 2


But there are two different views in Clerks 2. Some people say "you never go ass to mouth." And then some say "in the heat of the moment, it's ok to go ass to mouth." So. Which side are you on?

FlamingTP Wrote:
(Erik) Wrote:
Your mother lost last night.


that a roller girl in your sig?


Nah, she's a kitty.

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UNdiscovered
12/16/2011 02:10 AM (UTC)
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Jironobou Wrote:
UNdiscovered Wrote:
(Erik) Wrote:
Your mother lost last night.


Thats pretty rude you asshole

i dont even want to get started with you

OH THE HYPOCRISY!!!


i was gonna make fun of you and talk shit
but then i took an arrow to the knee
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KungLaodoesntsuck
12/16/2011 02:27 AM (UTC)
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I feel sorry for kids who believe in Santa. I want to explain to them that a big fat white guy who breaks into their house and eats all the cookies and milk and leaves gifts for compensation doesn't exist. But then I come off as a jerk. Parents are liars.
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jack4813
12/16/2011 02:36 AM (UTC)
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Finnish people are awesome. There's just no doubt about it.

They make music that I like (Poets of the Fall)

They make the best video games ever (Alan Wake, Max Payne)


Speaking of Alan Wake, I'm a super huge fan, that and Max Payne, and I don't know if anyone else on here is, but if you are then you should look into the forums on their website (RemedyGames.com).

They have a whole thread devoted to asking the devs questions. Also, devs will just kinda pop up in threads and throw in their 2 cents all the time.

It's pretty sweet.
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mkwhopper
12/16/2011 02:44 AM (UTC)
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That Ass-to-Mouth shit is gross
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Ninja_Mime
12/16/2011 02:47 AM (UTC)
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How about we just keep it out of here in general? This isn't really the place to be discussing any sort of sex in graphic detail.
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NoobSaibot5
12/16/2011 02:50 AM (UTC)
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Ninja_Mime Wrote:
How about we just keep it out of here in general? This isn't the place to be discussing any sort of sex in graphic detail.


It's not like people are giving sat-nav directions. Besides, fanboys of this franchise barely notice that the female characters in this game can throw a punch with what they wear and the size of their breasts. Sexuality is very much so out in the open, what's wrong discussing it? We're all human.

Having said that I do think that there are members on here not old enough to discuss adult related content, so if that's the approach your going for, I respect that.
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Ninja_Mime
12/16/2011 03:04 AM (UTC)
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That came off as more of me rule-enforcing than I'd intended. It's not technically against the rules, but I'm sure it's not something most people want to see. And yeah, there are kids here.
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totheark
12/16/2011 03:09 AM (UTC)
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Ninja_Mime Wrote:
And yeah, there are kids here.

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UNdiscovered
12/16/2011 03:12 AM (UTC)
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Ninja_Mime Wrote:
That came off as more of me rule-enforcing than I'd intended. It's not technically against the rules, but I'm sure it's not something most people want to see. And yeah, there are kids here.


kids here lol?

i totally came her thinking this was the place for fully mature mortal kombat and video game discussions of a respectful and accepting nature from developed, caring and understanding fans

Are you saying thats not true?
There are kids on this site?
Wow color me surprised the Canadian way because i thought this site is built on sophisticated discussions of the anal region.
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Ninja_Mime
12/16/2011 03:20 AM (UTC)
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... You're alright.
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Murcielago
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Get that ass BANNED

12/16/2011 03:23 AM (UTC)
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Augh. I'm hungry. My stomach. There be a demon.
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jack4813
12/16/2011 03:29 AM (UTC)
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totheark Wrote:
Ninja_Mime Wrote:
And yeah, there are kids here.



Aha!! An Alan Wake fan!!

Read ma last post.
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maximus12
12/16/2011 03:48 AM (UTC)
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A kid got shot at his own house opens his door and gets shot. He had everything going for him was going to Baylor to be a doctor and made it on the Dean's list his freshman year he comes back home for Christmas break first day he's home he gets shot.

Makes you think...all this shit you work for and in one second it's all gone. That's life.
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Espio872
12/16/2011 04:02 AM (UTC)
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mkwhopper Wrote:
Espio872 Wrote:
I'm debating whether to go to the Student abroad program next fall....Finland or Japan are looking sexy; however, I've been to Europe, so maybe a non-Western place would be an interesting change, this will be tricky.... Hmm.

Japan FTW grin


lol smile

Murcielago Wrote:
Espio872 Wrote:
I'm debating whether to go to the Student abroad program next fall....Finland or Japan are looking sexy; however, I've been to Europe, so maybe a non-Western place would be an interesting change, this will be tricky.... Hmm.


I'm gonna be different than errbody else and say Finland


Finalnd is definitely on my mind, it's one of the few Northern regions of the world I want to check out (I'm not too big on majorly cold places)

Zmoke Wrote:
Murcielago Wrote:
Espio872 Wrote:
I'm debating whether to go to the Student abroad program next fall....Finland or Japan are looking sexy; however, I've been to Europe, so maybe a non-Western place would be an interesting change, this will be tricky.... Hmm.

I'm gonna be different than errbody else and say Finland

Dear Espionage872, do you fear the radioactivity that's now around the eastern Asia? As a Finn myself, I'll enlighten you with what is in Finland:*Beautiful landscapes
*Hot summers and snowy winters
*Nightless nights in summer
*Friendly people
(yet shy, don't be afraid to open conversations)
*The world's #1 innovative nation (you'll instantly notice some everyday conveniences exclusive to us)
*The world's #1 educated nation
*Unique language (series like MK, Star Wars and LotR often utilize Finnish words)**
*The majority of the Finnish youth speak fluent English despite Finnish isn't even English-related and we have our second language i.e. Swedish.
*You'll get along with Finns better than with Japanese because Finland is of The West.
*We have Mt. Halti and I assure that you'll see gorgeous landscapes from there!
*Santa Claus comes from Finland.
*Finnish metal music is simply top-notch.
*Finland vs. Sweden rivalry is incomparable.
*More stuff in USA than you know of is actually of Finnish development. There are Finnish directors, musicians and actors in Hollywood and for example Halo: Reach was directed by Marcus Lehto (FIN).
*Europe is by the way the world's most diverse region; visiting Central Europe doesn't tell much about the Nordic countries yet.
*The best universities in Finland for you to go would probably be either the University of Lapland (the northernmost), the University of Turku (Turku is the culture capital city of Europe) or the University of Helsinki (one of the world's best in ranking).
*For further information, just ask Conan O'Brien!

Japan isn't a bad country either I tell you. It is ranked as the #2 most innovative country in the world. Japanese people have other connections to Finns too, for example we have similar names (Mari, Aki, etc.), excellent video games (Finnish games: Max Payne, Alan Wake, Angry Birds, FlatOut, Trials HD, to name a few) and you know how much there are games in Japan. Then again, take into account that our population is mere 5M whereas Japan's is 127M and you can play games and read anime enough in USA too, right? Finland has a lot of history to tell about, in 2017 Finland celebrates its 100th Independence Day - we have had to defend ourselves from Sweden's kingdom in the medieval times, and Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union in WWII yet we're still breathing, haha.

Nokia, sauna and things such as the draining cupboard that is a common part of the kitchen all around the globe - are Finnish. Finland was nominated as the #1 country of the world in 2010, so the crime rates are pretty low. We are in fact pretty open-minded though we demand quite a lot from politicians; Finland is also one of the least corrupted nations in the world and of course we're civilized due to the education (There are no slum areas here). We are also part of the European Union and we've been active in its conferences ever since the 90s. I will probably spend a year as an exchange student in USA at some point too because being an exchange student is always marvelous I hear. Man, get over here and see you in the university next fall. Be there!
** 'Tarkata' is Finnish for 'to notice' - you'll have to notice the Tarkatan differences (Mileena) or you're in a mess. The Jedi fighting style, Rautakäsi, is Finnish for 'Iron Hand'. The Lord of the Rings series utilizes our language even more heavily than MK and Star Wars combined. Finnish is quite easy after the basics in the long run.


You are wonderful and such a great help my good sir.

So much high quality information and you compiled it in a very engaging format, and you added your trademark wit and humor, yay!


Northern Lights oh dear, that is just breathtakingly beautiful.

I'd probably roll with Helsinki, I'm assuming the University of Michigan would most likely set me up in the capital, though I would love to check out any of them.

I like that band, a lot actually and it's not usually my type of music, but I will check out I-tunes or Amazon mp3 and get it, there's something just awesome about that song. The vocals in particular, you've got awesome taste for sure.


As for Mount Halti, I checked it out and its the highest location in Finland? Jeeze that's awesome, I need to get in shape for that lol.


It's amazing how I've been ignorant of how many contributions come from Finland, I adore Saunas and although I don't play most of those games, Halo and Max Payne always looked awesome.


I remember when I was in Germany several summers ago, it was barely night, it was definitely a confusing and fresh experience, I loved it though.



You should definitely give it a shot, we loved getting exchange students back at my old school, we've had quite a few from Brazil, Germany, and South Korea to name a few.


Low crime rate is definitely a plus, one of the appealing things about both Finland and Japan. the U.S. has a high crime rate, but I was lucky to live in an area of Michigan than has an extremely low crime rate and still has areas with that urban big city feel.

You'll have an interesting experience here, no matter what, but due to the large scale of our country it would be a bit hard to give relevant info as it all would depend on the region you go to school.

What year are you in at college?

I'm a sophomore for all intents in purposes at the University of Michigan.



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FlamingTP
12/16/2011 04:03 AM (UTC)
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(Erik) Wrote:
FlamingTP Wrote:I would fuck a woman in the ass, but when it comes to ass to mouth, I agree with clerks 2


But there are two different views in Clerks 2. Some people say "you never go ass to mouth." And then some say "in the heat of the moment, it's ok to go ass to mouth." So. Which side are you on?

FlamingTP Wrote:
(Erik) Wrote:
Your mother lost last night.


that a roller girl in your sig?


Nah, she's a kitty.



Dick to ass yes

ass to mouth no. I might if they went through the porn health department procedures on ass cleaning beforehand...maybe. I'd probably have to be really drunk.

pretty kitty, me want
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totheark
12/16/2011 04:06 AM (UTC)
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maximus12 Wrote:
Makes you think...all this shit you work for and in one second it's all gone. That's life.

Then again, his success in the educational arts was giving him a sense of satisfaction unmatched by any other feeling.

Knowing you have the ability to be anything you want to be is something most people never experience. The actual feeling is more pleasing than the result of your actual work. This kid had a more fulfilling life than most elders.

jack4813 Wrote:
Aha!! An Alan Wake fan!

Indeed. I love that game. The atmosphere, characters, narration; it's excellent. The Twilight-Episodic theme they decided to go with is amazing.

Rumor has it their next installment will have a Quientin Tarantino theme wrapped to it.

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KungLaodoesntsuck
12/16/2011 04:06 AM (UTC)
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maximus12 Wrote:
A kid got shot at his own house opens his door and gets shot. He had everything going for him was going to Baylor to be a doctor and made it on the Dean's list his freshman year he comes back home for Christmas break first day he's home he gets shot.

Makes you think...all this shit you work for and in one second it's all gone. That's life.


Lesson learned: Don't answer the door for strangers.
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Jiro
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12/16/2011 04:26 AM (UTC)
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UNdiscovered Wrote:
Jironobou Wrote:
UNdiscovered Wrote:
(Erik) Wrote:
Your mother lost last night.


Thats pretty rude you asshole

i dont even want to get started with you

OH THE HYPOCRISY!!!


i was gonna make fun of you and talk shit
but then i took an arrow to the knee

Pikachu took a Solarbeam to the knee...
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(Erik)
12/16/2011 04:26 AM (UTC)
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Jironobou Wrote:
UNdiscovered Wrote:
Jironobou Wrote:
UNdiscovered Wrote:
(Erik) Wrote:
Your mother lost last night.


Thats pretty rude you asshole

i dont even want to get started with you

OH THE HYPOCRISY!!!


i was gonna make fun of you and talk shit
but then i took an arrow to the knee

Pikachu took a Solarbeam to the knee...


We can talk about where his mother took a you know what to the you know where.
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mkwhopper
12/16/2011 04:30 AM (UTC)
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(Erik) is on a roll today lolglasses
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