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Get that ass BANNED

•12/16/2011 10:10 PM (UTC) •
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My brother needs a life. Stays up all night playing a game he gets pissed at and then sleeps and does it over and over and over again. Mofo is 22 and needs to get the hell out.



what game
please dont tell me cod


It might as well be. It's Battlefield Bad Company 2. He does this with every FPS. To mkwhopper, he had a girl, she broke up with him cause she caught him looking at porn on her computer. Sad, sad life he lives I tell ya.
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 •12/16/2011 10:17 PM (UTC) •
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Murcielago Wrote:
UNdiscovered Wrote:
Murcielago Wrote:
My brother needs a life. Stays up all night playing a game he gets pissed at and then sleeps and does it over and over and over again. Mofo is 22 and needs to get the hell out.



what game
please dont tell me cod


It might as well be. It's Battlefield Bad Company 2. He does this with every FPS. To mkwhopper, he had a girl, she broke up with him cause she caught him looking at porn on her computer. Sad, sad life he lives I tell ya.


lol that game is old

and fucking lol porn on her computer thats hilarious
doing it on your own is one thing but on your girlfriends is just a dumbass move
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Get that ass BANNED

•12/16/2011 10:18 PM (UTC) •
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UNdiscovered Wrote:
Murcielago Wrote:
UNdiscovered Wrote:
Murcielago Wrote:
My brother needs a life. Stays up all night playing a game he gets pissed at and then sleeps and does it over and over and over again. Mofo is 22 and needs to get the hell out.



what game
please dont tell me cod


It might as well be. It's Battlefield Bad Company 2. He does this with every FPS. To mkwhopper, he had a girl, she broke up with him cause she caught him looking at porn on her computer. Sad, sad life he lives I tell ya.


lol that game is old

and fucking lol porn on her computer thats hilarious
doing it on your own is one thing but on your girlfriends is just a dumbass move


Thats what I'm saying. He's just retarded as hell.
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•12/16/2011 10:20 PM (UTC) •
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Wow, that's why you do it on your own computer, save it in a weird obscure folder location under an obscure folder name and just remember where the hell you placed it, lol
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 •12/16/2011 10:24 PM (UTC) •
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Wow, that's why you do it on your own computer, save it in a weird obscure folder location under an obscure folder name and just remember where the hell you placed it, lol


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•12/16/2011 10:30 PM (UTC) •
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Wow, that's why you do it on your own computer, save it in a weird obscure folder location under an obscure folder name and just remember where the hell you placed it, lol


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lol, yeah, no one is going to go through the trouble of going through 10 folders and sub-folders and then opening one titled something like "RANDOM GIFS" or "SARCASTIC YOUTUBE SHIT". As long as the folder isn't located in the "My Documents" folder but instead in some weird ass random location on the C: drive like the "WINDOWS" or "Program Files" folders, it's like it's not even there, or so I've been told, lol
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 •12/16/2011 10:30 PM (UTC) •
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Why? I keep my porn in a folder titled "porn". Then again it is my machine.

Would she have broken up with him had the porn been on his computer? If so, that would be one uptight bitch. Note the "would be" and don't flame me, since everything was getting so dramatic earlier.
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 •12/16/2011 10:49 PM (UTC) •
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She should have been flattered. Her Boyfriend feels so comfortable around her, he's willing to do his business around her.

That, or he has no shame.
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 •12/16/2011 10:51 PM (UTC) •
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oh yea
was he jacking off or just watching

or was he rubbing his balls on the screen
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 •12/16/2011 11:10 PM (UTC) •
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Dont try to butter up (creep on) me dear tongue


id love to butter you up like a mancake


Honey you're gonna have to calm down.
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 •12/16/2011 11:17 PM (UTC) •
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Espio872 Wrote:
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Dont try to butter up (creep on) me dear tongue


id love to butter you up like a mancake


Honey you're gonna have to calm down.

It sounds so very wrong...confused
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 •12/16/2011 11:23 PM (UTC) •
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Espio872 Wrote:
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Dont try to butter up (creep on) me dear tongue


id love to butter you up like a mancake


Honey you're gonna have to calm down.


you really turn me on
i cant
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 •12/16/2011 11:26 PM (UTC) •
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I keep my porn in a folder that I made invisible.
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•12/16/2011 11:38 PM (UTC) •
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I keep my porn in a folder that I made invisible.

I was just going to suggest that too! Making the folder hidden is the ultimate disguise from outsiders. smile
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 •12/16/2011 11:53 PM (UTC) •
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I don't even really have a porn folder. I don't like to download things that may be hazardous to my computer, especially when you can stream it online. And why watch the same porn over and over when there are so many options out there. But I still do have a secret folder, but it's filled with nudes or videos that are made by me or friends or exgirlfriends or current girlfriends or nobody or nothing or something, you know?
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 •12/17/2011 12:11 AM (UTC) •
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It was Butt Sex debate, this whole "Yo momma" argument, now it's about Porn Folders... -___- Really? confused
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 •12/17/2011 12:18 AM (UTC) •
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I don't even really have a porn folder. I don't like to download things that may be hazardous to my computer, especially when you can stream it online. And why watch the same porn over and over when there are so many options out there. But I still do have a secret folder, but it's filled with nudes or videos that are made by me or friends or exgirlfriends or current girlfriends or nobody or nothing or something, you know?

It doesn't exist by one logic.
[I'll respond to Ezio/Espio872 the Champion afterwards.]
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 •12/17/2011 12:33 AM (UTC) •
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It was Butt Sex debate, this whole "Yo momma" argument, now it's about Porn Folders... -___- Really? confused


Its da fucking drive by bitchhhhhh
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 •12/17/2011 12:50 AM (UTC) •
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its getting sexy up in here


even sexier when you came in


time for some hawt ass to mouth.
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 •12/17/2011 12:56 AM (UTC) •
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FlamingTP Wrote:
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its getting sexy up in here

even sexier when you came in

time for some hawt ass to mouth.

*Looking at (Deckard) McCain.*
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 •12/17/2011 01:10 AM (UTC) •
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FlamingTP Wrote:
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its getting sexy up in here


even sexier when you came in


time for some hawt ass to mouth.


only if there is cake there
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 •12/17/2011 02:09 AM (UTC) •
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I'm drunk.

You know the way if girls wanted to be a guy for the day they generally would want to stand up and pee? Well if roles were reversed, I'd want to get drunk and flash everyone. I CANNOT FIND MY PHONE! I heard it somewhere.

Ah here lads, no more Vodka and Redbull for me. It makes my body say yes but nurrbody be hearin. Morto.

All muh MK bitches for life. Your all sexy fuckers. *flashes peoepl*
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 •12/17/2011 02:11 AM (UTC) •
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Zmoke Wrote:
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its getting sexy up in here

even sexier when you came in

time for some hawt ass to mouth.

*Looking at (Deckard) McCain.*


Stay awhile and vote no.

I would have put cake in there but I took an arrow in the knee.
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 •12/17/2011 03:26 AM (UTC) •
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I was gonna say something but then I took an asteroid to the knee.
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•12/17/2011 03:43 AM (UTC) •
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Someone tried to get me to enjoy Skyrim, but then they took a bullet to the head :)

Sorry I just don't like any of the Elder Scrolls, don't dig the gameplay and really hate the setting. I've tried Oblivion and Skyrim and both were immediate passes for me. Just a personal preference is all.
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