Avatar
J-spit
Avatar
About Me
Twilight Muthafuckin' Sparkle

Sig by TheCypher
06/27/2012 01:54 AM (UTC)
0
Ich Ni San Shi
Avatar
KungLaodoesntsuck
06/27/2012 02:32 AM (UTC)
0
Following up on Murci's suggestion...

Limbo.
Avatar
Icebaby
06/27/2012 02:33 AM (UTC)
0
Amish Shoe
Avatar
Rockchalk5477
06/27/2012 02:33 AM (UTC)
0
J-spit Wrote:
Ich Ni San Shi

Kore kara minna de mechakucha odotte. Sawago, sawago!

Headbanga!
Avatar
J-spit
Avatar
About Me
Twilight Muthafuckin' Sparkle

Sig by TheCypher
06/27/2012 02:59 AM (UTC)
0
Rockchalk5477 Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
Ich Ni San Shi

Kore kara minna de mechakucha odotte. Sawago, sawago!

Headbanga!


Damn you! Always tempting me with your sexy! :P
Avatar
mkwhopper
06/27/2012 03:07 AM (UTC)
0
J-spit Wrote:
Ich Ni San Shi

Nakama wa dō shita no?Watashi wa, anata ga nihongo o hanasu sanshō shite kudasai.
Avatar
UNdiscovered
06/27/2012 03:22 AM (UTC)
0
Meine deutschen Volksgenossen und -genossinnen!

Meine Kameraden!

Jeder spricht in dieser Zeit vor dem Forum, das ihm am geeignetsten erscheint - die einen vor einem Parlament, dessen Existenz, Zusammensetzung und Entstehung uns allen zur Genüge bekannt ist -, und ich glaubte wieder, an diesem Tage dorthin zurückkehren zu müssen, woher ich gekommen bin, nämlich zum Volk! Das sind nämlich auch alles Abgeordnete des Volkes, nur mit einem Unterschied, daß sie keine Diäten beziehen und es oft schwieriger haben, zu einer solchen Kundgebung zu kommen, als die sogenannten berufenen Vertreter dieser Demokratien.

Ehe wir in das zehnte Jahr des nationalsozialistischen Deutschen Reiches eingehen, ist es wohl angebracht, einen Blick in die Vergangenheit zu werfen und sich wieder einmal mit den Gründen unseres Daseins, unseres Werdens und unseres Sieges zu beschäftigen.

Wir hören heute sehr oft die Bemerkung, daß dieser Krieg eigentlich der zweite Weltkrieg sei, das heißt also, man identifiziert diesen Kampf mit dem ersten, den wir selbst noch zum großen Teil als Soldaten miterlebt hatten. Und das ist nicht nur richtig etwa in dem Sinne, daß auch dieser Kampf nun wirklich fast die ganze Welt umfaßt, sondern es ist noch viel mehr richtig, wenn man bedenkt, daß es sich um die gleichen Ziele handelt, daß die gleichen Kräfte, die den ersten Weltkrieg veranlaßten, für den heutigen verantwortlich sind, und daß diese Kräfte und Mächte die gleichen Ziele anstreben, die sie damals vielleicht nicht im ersten Augenblick vorgaben, die aber doch im tiefsten Grunde die Absichten ihres Kampfes darstellten. Es sind nicht nur gleiche Ursachen, sondern es sind vor allem auch die gleichen Personen. Und ich darf mit Stolz sagen, daß davon eine Ausnahme gerade die Staaten machen, die heute als Verbündete durch das Deutsche Reich, durch Italien, Japan usw. verkörpert werden. Denn eins kann nun doch wohl niemand bestreiten: daß Churchill bereits vor dem Jahre 1914 einer der gemeinsten Kriegshetzer der damaligen Zeit war, daß Herr Roosevelt damals der kleine Mann des Präsidenten Wilson gewesen war, daß die kapitalistischen Männer von heute auch damals bereits das Gewicht ihres Einflusses in die Waagschale für den Krieg geworfen hatten, während umgekehrt niemand bestreiten kann, daß wir an dem damaligen Krieg gänzlich unschuldig gewesen sind. Wir waren alle nur ganz kleine Soldaten, so wie Sie jetzt, meine lieben Verwundeten, hier vor mir sitzen, unbekannte Namenlose, die einfach die Pflicht gerufen hatte, weiter gar nichts, und die demgemäß damals ihre Pflicht, so brav sie es konnten, erfüllt hatten.
Avatar
J-spit
Avatar
About Me
Twilight Muthafuckin' Sparkle

Sig by TheCypher
06/27/2012 03:52 AM (UTC)
0
mkwhopper Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
Ich Ni San Shi

Nakama wa dō shita no?Watashi wa, anata ga nihongo o hanasu sanshō shite kudasai.


私はあなたが言ったことを知りません!
Avatar
FlamingTP
06/27/2012 03:59 AM (UTC)
0
my city is on fire. haven't had to leave yet though.
Avatar
Nemesis316
06/27/2012 04:22 AM (UTC)
0
Due to (lack of) popular demand, I'm back. So what did I miss?
Avatar
Jerrod
Avatar
About Me
MKO Moderator, Story Writer, Actor
Signature by Pred
06/27/2012 04:42 AM (UTC)
0
I felt the best set of breasts in my life so far. Seriously, I had already felt her up about two years ago, and now that she's been working out, the difference is incredible. More girls should do push-ups to help keep their breasts perky and firm.
Nemesis316 Wrote:
Due to (lack of) popular demand, I'm back. So what did I miss?

Rumours of Mick's passing, but other than that, not much.
Avatar
redman
06/27/2012 04:58 AM (UTC)
0
Haven't missed much.
Avatar
Icebaby
06/27/2012 05:02 AM (UTC)
0
Boobs are interesting on girls. But, it's the right kind of quantity of boobage one hand could hold before it's too much or too little. You don't want too much boob, otherwise it'll just be way too much to handle. Plus, you want a nice firm squeeze. I mean, when a boob gets grabbed, the whole hand should felt comfortable holding such a marvelous piece of skin, muscle, and whatever else. Too little means there's nothing to grab, and I can assure you, guys want at least something to grab. Titty fucking comes into play when we're discussing the size. You don't want too little because then there's nothing to squeeze together. You don't want too much otherwise, your dick is just going to get lost in all that. It's got to be the right amount of boobage to hold in your hand to make it enjoyable.

Well... at least that's what I've been told.

Fakes, now... that's a different story. I can't really comply to tell you how fake boobs come into play here because I do not have fakes. I know an actual stripper, she somewhat graduated with me in high school, interesting to know. I could ask her what it's like about fake boobs but... I don't want to. Not because I'm chicken or anything, but honestly... I don't feel like asking.
Avatar
SubMan799
06/27/2012 05:08 AM (UTC)
0
Nemesis316 Wrote:
Due to (lack of) popular demand, I'm back. So what did I miss?


Everyone is an old man now
Avatar
maximus12
06/27/2012 05:19 AM (UTC)
0
I love you guys/occasional gals. We got an awesome diverse community going on and it's pretty great.

Keep on keeping on.

Avatar
Jiro
Avatar
About Me

Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

06/27/2012 05:21 AM (UTC)
0
SubMan799 Wrote:
Nemesis316 Wrote:
Due to (lack of) popular demand, I'm back. So what did I miss?


Everyone is an old man now
and some of us are zombies
Avatar
[Killswitch]
Avatar
About Me

Shao Kahn did nothing wrong

06/27/2012 05:34 AM (UTC)
0
Sensei.
Avatar
Murcielago
Avatar
About Me


Get that ass BANNED

06/27/2012 05:41 AM (UTC)
0
KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
Following up on Murci's suggestion...

Limbo.

Treachery
Avatar
FlamingTP
06/27/2012 05:52 AM (UTC)
0
Icebaby Wrote:
Boobs are interesting on girls. But, it's the right kind of quantity of boobage one hand could hold before it's too much or too little. You don't want too much boob, otherwise it'll just be way too much to handle. Plus, you want a nice firm squeeze. I mean, when a boob gets grabbed, the whole hand should felt comfortable holding such a marvelous piece of skin, muscle, and whatever else. Too little means there's nothing to grab, and I can assure you, guys want at least something to grab. Titty fucking comes into play when we're discussing the size. You don't want too little because then there's nothing to squeeze together. You don't want too much otherwise, your dick is just going to get lost in all that. It's got to be the right amount of boobage to hold in your hand to make it enjoyable.

Well... at least that's what I've been told.

Fakes, now... that's a different story. I can't really comply to tell you how fake boobs come into play here because I do not have fakes. I know an actual stripper, she somewhat graduated with me in high school, interesting to know. I could ask her what it's like about fake boobs but... I don't want to. Not because I'm chicken or anything, but honestly... I don't feel like asking.


I dated a woman with massive boobs for awhile, personally I loved it. I could get my whole head in that cleavage and go all Nixon on it. *hurburburburburbur*

then she told me about wanting me to dress up as a Naruto character and that was that.
Avatar
MortalMushroom
06/27/2012 06:03 AM (UTC)
0
The flesh of the walrus is succulent and sweet, yet its cruelty knows no bounds.
Avatar
xB$INx
Avatar
About Me

06/27/2012 06:21 AM (UTC)
0
Jerrod Wrote:I felt the best set of breasts in my life so far. Seriously, I had already felt her up about two years ago, and now that she's been working out, the difference is incredible. More girls should do push-ups to help keep their breasts perky and firm.


It is funny because a lot of girls dont relize that working their upper body does a tremendous amount for their tits. Push-ups and push/pull workouts are great for that area. I completely agree more girls should workout their chest.
Avatar
redman
06/27/2012 06:35 AM (UTC)
0
Mick isn't dead.
Avatar
FlamingTP
06/27/2012 07:08 AM (UTC)
0
Kung Lao is raping Nitara with his hat.
Avatar
J-spit
Avatar
About Me
Twilight Muthafuckin' Sparkle

Sig by TheCypher
06/27/2012 07:46 AM (UTC)
0
King Lao = Overrated. Nitara = Underdeveloped.

I still like Nitara more.
Avatar
FlamingTP
06/27/2012 11:29 AM (UTC)
0
not me man,

its like liu vs shinnok

I hate them both, but I hate liu less
Discord
Twitch
Twitter
YouTube
Facebook
Privacy Policy
© 1998-2025 Shadow Knight Media, LLC. All rights reserved. Mortal Kombat, the dragon logo and all character names are trademarks and copyright of Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.