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Nemesis316
06/27/2012 04:25 PM (UTC)
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Thanks for the update MKbrOs.

Never thought I'd hear Icebaby go into great detail about titty fucking, last time I remember she was pretty...conservative.

But anyways.

Boobs are awesome, but I'm partial to ass (like the lovely one in FlamingTP's avatar). I'm blessed to be dating a girl who delivers in both.
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KungLaodoesntsuck
06/27/2012 04:30 PM (UTC)
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Murcielago Wrote:
KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
Following up on Murci's suggestion...

Limbo.

Treachery


Lust.
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Icebaby
06/27/2012 04:33 PM (UTC)
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Nemesis316 Wrote:
Thanks for the update MKbrOs.

Never thought I'd hear Icebaby go into great detail about titty fucking, last time I remember she was pretty...conservative.

But anyways.

Boobs are awesome, but I'm partial to ass (like the lovely one in FlamingTP's avatar). I'm blessed to be dating a girl who delivers in both.


Who is this Icebaby you write of? I have never seen nor know such a creature to exist like that. Oh, and where did my thread go about Tobias?
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KungLaodoesntsuck
06/27/2012 04:36 PM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
Nemesis316 Wrote:
Thanks for the update MKbrOs.

Never thought I'd hear Icebaby go into great detail about titty fucking, last time I remember she was pretty...conservative.

But anyways.

Boobs are awesome, but I'm partial to ass (like the lovely one in FlamingTP's avatar). I'm blessed to be dating a girl who delivers in both.


Who is this Icebaby you write of? I have never seen nor know such a creature to exist like that. Oh, and where did my thread go about Tobias?


It was moved to MK general
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Jaded-Raven
06/27/2012 04:39 PM (UTC)
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Sometimes, the need to facepalm is just too strong. I can't help it. And it simply MUST be expressed in a post. That's just the way it is.
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Icebaby
06/27/2012 04:45 PM (UTC)
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KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
It was moved to MK general


Ah, saw it now. I must have skipped right over it when I checked there.

On other news... Lemonade is great for when days are about to meet the triple digits in weather.
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06/27/2012 05:00 PM (UTC)
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I'd love to be entirely numb for a few hours. I assume it would mean some stellar sleep.
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06/27/2012 05:54 PM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
Boobs are interesting on girls. But, it's the right kind of quantity of boobage one hand could hold before it's too much or too little. You don't want too much boob, otherwise it'll just be way too much to handle. Plus, you want a nice firm squeeze. I mean, when a boob gets grabbed, the whole hand should felt comfortable holding such a marvelous piece of skin, muscle, and whatever else. Too little means there's nothing to grab, and I can assure you, guys want at least something to grab. Titty fucking comes into play when we're discussing the size. You don't want too little because then there's nothing to squeeze together. You don't want too much otherwise, your dick is just going to get lost in all that. It's got to be the right amount of boobage to hold in your hand to make it enjoyable.


There is no such thing as too big.
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FlamingTP
06/27/2012 06:23 PM (UTC)
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Nemesis316 Wrote:
Thanks for the update MKbrOs.

Never thought I'd hear Icebaby go into great detail about titty fucking, last time I remember she was pretty...conservative.

But anyways.

Boobs are awesome, but I'm partial to ass (like the lovely one in FlamingTP's avatar). I'm blessed to be dating a girl who delivers in both.


I wouldn't say she's conservative, I'd say Ice is more careful about who she shares what with. its an admirable quality.

I think this will probably be my permanent avatar due to the humor involved. Its not a sexual thing for me, its more along the lines of Colbert humor I think.
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06/27/2012 06:24 PM (UTC)
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Last girl I dated had natural F cups. Sweet Arceus they were amazing.
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FlamingTP
06/27/2012 06:26 PM (UTC)
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[Killswitch] Wrote:
Last girl I dated had natural F cups. Sweet Arceus they were amazing.


I think my last girl was in that range. curse my good man nature. I left her not to hurt her rather than sticking around because I knew I could get some more.

What do I get for it? women treat me like crap.
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06/27/2012 06:27 PM (UTC)
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Motorboat!
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FlamingTP
06/27/2012 06:28 PM (UTC)
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Motorboat!


dont forget the Nixon impression.

Hey baby, I believe you have the keys to my...motorboat *hurburburburburburburbur*
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06/27/2012 06:40 PM (UTC)
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So the next two vote things should be cool... Sonya vs. Kano, then Noob vs. Scorpion
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(Erik)
06/27/2012 06:44 PM (UTC)
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I don't think I've ever fucked a girl who weighed more than 115 lbs.
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Nemesis316
06/27/2012 06:50 PM (UTC)
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FlamingTP Wrote:
Nemesis316 Wrote:
Thanks for the update MKbrOs.

Never thought I'd hear Icebaby go into great detail about titty fucking, last time I remember she was pretty...conservative.


I wouldn't say she's conservative, I'd say Ice is more careful about who she shares what with. its an admirable quality.

I think this will probably be my permanent avatar due to the humor involved. Its not a sexual thing for me, its more along the lines of Colbert humor I think.


Yeah, that's what I meant. I wasn't calling her prudish or anything. Hope you're not offended Frozen Infant.

I had a feeling your avatar was politically related, we all know McCain luvs the ladiesssssss
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UNdiscovered
06/27/2012 06:59 PM (UTC)
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there was titty fucking?

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Icebaby
06/27/2012 07:21 PM (UTC)
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Nemesis316 Wrote:
Yeah, that's what I meant. I wasn't calling her prudish or anything. Hope you're not offended Frozen Infant.


I wasn't offended. grin
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06/27/2012 07:51 PM (UTC)
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Jaded-Raven Wrote:
Sometimes, the need to facepalm is just too strong. I can't help it. And it simply MUST be expressed in a post. That's just the way it is.

As troublesome as that (bean) can be... How about D'oh! a la Homer?
D'oh! P.S. What a brilliant name; Frozeninfant, heeheh.
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06/27/2012 08:14 PM (UTC)
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Since I returned to this site I have never had any problems with a user

then comes Jaded Raven

Well Im off now
Ill see you guys tonight or tomorrow

and quite frankly and just tired of dealing with peoples bullshit, If someone has a problem why must they make it known and expect me to keep my mouth shut, because they are the only one with that problem

there are people that I will never understand

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Zmoke
06/27/2012 08:26 PM (UTC)
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Please, the case is already closed. It turned out that Mick Jagger is in fact alive → miracles still happen. Trump tells you to have a good night now!
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06/27/2012 08:42 PM (UTC)
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so Meet the Pyro was different, I don't know why I should care though, I stopped playing TF2 months ago
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06/27/2012 08:56 PM (UTC)
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[Killswitch] Wrote:
Last girl I dated had natural F cups. Sweet Arceus they were amazing.


Planets.
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06/27/2012 09:02 PM (UTC)
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(Erik) Wrote:
I don't think I've ever fucked a girl who weighed more than 115 lbs.


Why not man? Also, side thought. Mko should have a tinychat again soon. It's been forever.
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NoobSaibot5
06/27/2012 09:54 PM (UTC)
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The guy I've been fucking has decided last night to tell me he's going on a date saturday but wants me to come over afterwards "if it's shit". Then he tells me "the sex is great but your age bothers me, I still love meeting up with you though". Fucking FUMING, I'm trying not to lose my cool with him but I'm so tempted to. Like wtf is that even supposed to mean??

It's not like we're dating. We just meet up to offload and have some fun. But I don't tell him I meet other guys too, it's not his business to know, nor is it mine to know if he's dating other people. It's like he says this to make me jealous, and I don't even know why I am reacting this way.

Amazing how f-ed up a good shag can get you.
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