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Darkhound74 Wrote:
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
Im sorry I didnt tell you earlier but the only way to express how I feel is through this


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UNdiscovered Wrote:
Im sorry I didnt tell you earlier but the only way to express how I feel is through this
Darkhound74 Wrote:
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
Im sorry I didnt tell you earlier but the only way to express how I feel is through this
MY EYES!! THEY ARE BURNING!!!!
I'm also surprised that Jade is winning. Wonder what our Johnny Cage fanatics are going to say about this.
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Unknown265 Wrote:
MY EYES!! THEY ARE BURNING!!!!
I'm also surprised that Jade is winning. Wonder what our Johnny Cage fanatics are going to say about this.
UNdiscovered Wrote:
Im sorry I didnt tell you earlier but the only way to express how I feel is through this
Darkhound74 Wrote:
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
Im sorry I didnt tell you earlier but the only way to express how I feel is through this
MY EYES!! THEY ARE BURNING!!!!
I'm also surprised that Jade is winning. Wonder what our Johnny Cage fanatics are going to say about this.
My dick is rising
also I know Jade beating cage is an enormous pile of steaming mcdonalds sperm but just think of jades ass and everything will be ahight

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UNdiscovered Wrote:
My dick is rising
also I know Jade beating cage is an enormous pile of steaming mcdonalds sperm but just think of jades ass and everything will be ahight
My dick is rising
also I know Jade beating cage is an enormous pile of steaming mcdonalds sperm but just think of jades ass and everything will be ahight
I'm more inclined towards the bewbies NRS gave her for obvious fanservice, but we have our different preferences.


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A friend of mine just passed away. Liver failure. His family pulled the machine out on him earlier. He was only 24.
I don't think any amount of words can express the grief I'm feeling right now.
I don't think any amount of words can express the grief I'm feeling right now.

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NoobSaibot5's Post:
I'm so sorry that had to happen.
I hope you feel better. *Free hug*
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NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
A friend of mine just passed away. Liver failure. His family pulled the machine out on him earlier. He was only 24.
I don't think any amount of words can express the grief I'm feeling right now.
A friend of mine just passed away. Liver failure. His family pulled the machine out on him earlier. He was only 24.
I don't think any amount of words can express the grief I'm feeling right now.
I am sorry to hear that. You have my condolences.
...
On another note, I am surprised Jade is actually in the lead now. Rather shocked, actually. Never expected that. It's not by much and it can quickly turn around, but as it is now, Jade actually has a chance of winning over Cage. This pleases me. ^^

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Icebaby Wrote:
It's interesting to hear how people say that waking up at seven in the morning is SO early for them.
You should try waking up at 3:30 in the morning. I did, and I managed to stay up for 21 hours too.
Why complain?
It's interesting to hear how people say that waking up at seven in the morning is SO early for them.
You should try waking up at 3:30 in the morning. I did, and I managed to stay up for 21 hours too.
Why complain?
I once stayed up for over 26 hours. All to fix my sleeping pattern which is normally screwed up due to my night-owl tendencies. Fell asleep at about 7:00 PM after the prolonged awakening hours.
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Life just fucking sucks sometimes doesnt it
last week some guy in my building died, he was 52, died sleeping , cause by a heatstroke or heart attack
death is all around us
last week some guy in my building died, he was 52, died sleeping , cause by a heatstroke or heart attack
death is all around us
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also ass over tits dude
nothing beats a nice plump round juicy ass except my dick
nothing beats a nice plump round juicy ass except my dick
Unknown265 Wrote:
I once stayed up for over 26 hours. All to fix my sleeping pattern which is normally screwed up due to my night-owl tendencies. Fell asleep at about 7:00 PM after the prolonged awakening hours.
Icebaby Wrote:
It's interesting to hear how people say that waking up at seven in the morning is SO early for them.
You should try waking up at 3:30 in the morning. I did, and I managed to stay up for 21 hours too.
Why complain?
It's interesting to hear how people say that waking up at seven in the morning is SO early for them.
You should try waking up at 3:30 in the morning. I did, and I managed to stay up for 21 hours too.
Why complain?
I once stayed up for over 26 hours. All to fix my sleeping pattern which is normally screwed up due to my night-owl tendencies. Fell asleep at about 7:00 PM after the prolonged awakening hours.
I somewhat had to stay awake for 30-something hours once due to a medical test I had to undergo... and unfortunately they had to reschedule my appointment to several hours later in the day.
I felt like I was in a mini-coma after I placed my head on my pillow after the test. The sleep deprive EEG test. Ridiculous.


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Icebaby Wrote:
I somewhat had to stay awake for 30-something hours once due to a medical test I had to undergo... and unfortunately they had to reschedule my appointment to several hours later in the day.
I felt like I was in a mini-coma after I placed my head on my pillow after the test. The sleep deprive EEG test. Ridiculous.
Unknown265 Wrote:
I once stayed up for over 26 hours. All to fix my sleeping pattern which is normally screwed up due to my night-owl tendencies. Fell asleep at about 7:00 PM after the prolonged awakening hours.
Icebaby Wrote:
It's interesting to hear how people say that waking up at seven in the morning is SO early for them.
You should try waking up at 3:30 in the morning. I did, and I managed to stay up for 21 hours too.
Why complain?
It's interesting to hear how people say that waking up at seven in the morning is SO early for them.
You should try waking up at 3:30 in the morning. I did, and I managed to stay up for 21 hours too.
Why complain?
I once stayed up for over 26 hours. All to fix my sleeping pattern which is normally screwed up due to my night-owl tendencies. Fell asleep at about 7:00 PM after the prolonged awakening hours.
I somewhat had to stay awake for 30-something hours once due to a medical test I had to undergo... and unfortunately they had to reschedule my appointment to several hours later in the day.
I felt like I was in a mini-coma after I placed my head on my pillow after the test. The sleep deprive EEG test. Ridiculous.
Stayed up for 3 days straight once. No energy drinks or coffee, just chaos and luck.

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Icebaby, KungLaodoesntsuck, probably a few other people, and me, the MKO members who had to go through prolonged waking hours for one reason or another.
There's always vagina.
With boobies, you can suck on them and pleasure your partner. And you can do a vaginal-penetration and titty-sucking combo, if you're flexible.
UNdiscovered Wrote:
also ass over tits dude
nothing beats a nice plump round juicy ass except my dick
also ass over tits dude
nothing beats a nice plump round juicy ass except my dick
There's always vagina.
With boobies, you can suck on them and pleasure your partner. And you can do a vaginal-penetration and titty-sucking combo, if you're flexible.


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Unknown265 Wrote:
Icebaby, KungLaodoesntsuck, probably a few other people, and me, the MKO members who had to go through prolonged waking hours for one reason or another.
There's always vagina.
With boobies, you can suck on them and pleasure your partner. And you can do a vaginal-penetration and titty-sucking combo, if you're flexible.
Icebaby, KungLaodoesntsuck, probably a few other people, and me, the MKO members who had to go through prolonged waking hours for one reason or another.
UNdiscovered Wrote:
also ass over tits dude
nothing beats a nice plump round juicy ass except my dick
also ass over tits dude
nothing beats a nice plump round juicy ass except my dick
There's always vagina.
With boobies, you can suck on them and pleasure your partner. And you can do a vaginal-penetration and titty-sucking combo, if you're flexible.
Oh shits getting graphic up in here!

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annilation Wrote:
Oh shits getting graphic up in here!
Oh shits getting graphic up in here!
You should read the last several pages. Start at page 2380. Edit: I mean page 2381!
My boyfriend told me a really funny joke. Hope you guys think it is too.
So, doctors made a new machine that allows the father to experience the kind of pain women go through during child birth. Whatever kind of pain she deals, that pain will also go to the father. The pain though, is reduced for the wife, if that makes sense. It's something so that the couple can experience childbirth together and it's not so much that the wife will be having to deal with the pain by herself. So this one couple decides that they're going to experience this together because they love each other so and want to go through it for the two of them.
Two weeks pass, the woman's water breaks. So at the hospital, they're setting both of them up in the machine and the wife is pushing. The pain tolerance is at 10% for the woman, the guy isn't really feeling a thing at all. The doctors decides to crank the machine up to 20%. They ask if the guy is feeling anything, but again he replies with, "No." The machine is getting cranked to 30%. The woman's pain is getting a little better, but the guy's pain isn't really feeling anything. So they turned it to 50%. He says that he feels a little bit of pain, but nothing that resembles the kind of pain women go through during childbirth. So they're cranking it and cranking it until they get to the maximum, which is 100%. The woman hardly feels any kind of pain whatsoever and delivers. But the guy doesn't feel really anything at all other than some little pains but... that's about it.
When the couple finally gets home, they managed to see the mailman dead at their front door.
So, doctors made a new machine that allows the father to experience the kind of pain women go through during child birth. Whatever kind of pain she deals, that pain will also go to the father. The pain though, is reduced for the wife, if that makes sense. It's something so that the couple can experience childbirth together and it's not so much that the wife will be having to deal with the pain by herself. So this one couple decides that they're going to experience this together because they love each other so and want to go through it for the two of them.
Two weeks pass, the woman's water breaks. So at the hospital, they're setting both of them up in the machine and the wife is pushing. The pain tolerance is at 10% for the woman, the guy isn't really feeling a thing at all. The doctors decides to crank the machine up to 20%. They ask if the guy is feeling anything, but again he replies with, "No." The machine is getting cranked to 30%. The woman's pain is getting a little better, but the guy's pain isn't really feeling anything. So they turned it to 50%. He says that he feels a little bit of pain, but nothing that resembles the kind of pain women go through during childbirth. So they're cranking it and cranking it until they get to the maximum, which is 100%. The woman hardly feels any kind of pain whatsoever and delivers. But the guy doesn't feel really anything at all other than some little pains but... that's about it.
When the couple finally gets home, they managed to see the mailman dead at their front door.
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Icebaby Wrote:
My boyfriend told me a really funny joke. Hope you guys think it is too.
So, doctors made a new machine that allows the father to experience the kind of pain women go through during child birth. Whatever kind of pain she deals, that pain will also go to the father. The pain though, is reduced for the wife, if that makes sense. It's something so that the couple can experience childbirth together and it's not so much that the wife will be having to deal with the pain by herself. So this one couple decides that they're going to experience this together because they love each other so and want to go through it for the two of them.
Two weeks pass, the woman's water breaks. So at the hospital, they're setting both of them up in the machine and the wife is pushing. The pain tolerance is at 10% for the woman, the guy isn't really feeling a thing at all. The doctors decides to crank the machine up to 20%. They ask if the guy is feeling anything, but again he replies with, "No." The machine is getting cranked to 30%. The woman's pain is getting a little better, but the guy's pain isn't really feeling anything. So they turned it to 50%. He says that he feels a little bit of pain, but nothing that resembles the kind of pain women go through during childbirth. So they're cranking it and cranking it until they get to the maximum, which is 100%. The woman hardly feels any kind of pain whatsoever and delivers. But the guy doesn't feel really anything at all other than some little pains but... that's about it.
When the couple finally gets home, they managed to see the mailman dead at their front door.
My boyfriend told me a really funny joke. Hope you guys think it is too.
So, doctors made a new machine that allows the father to experience the kind of pain women go through during child birth. Whatever kind of pain she deals, that pain will also go to the father. The pain though, is reduced for the wife, if that makes sense. It's something so that the couple can experience childbirth together and it's not so much that the wife will be having to deal with the pain by herself. So this one couple decides that they're going to experience this together because they love each other so and want to go through it for the two of them.
Two weeks pass, the woman's water breaks. So at the hospital, they're setting both of them up in the machine and the wife is pushing. The pain tolerance is at 10% for the woman, the guy isn't really feeling a thing at all. The doctors decides to crank the machine up to 20%. They ask if the guy is feeling anything, but again he replies with, "No." The machine is getting cranked to 30%. The woman's pain is getting a little better, but the guy's pain isn't really feeling anything. So they turned it to 50%. He says that he feels a little bit of pain, but nothing that resembles the kind of pain women go through during childbirth. So they're cranking it and cranking it until they get to the maximum, which is 100%. The woman hardly feels any kind of pain whatsoever and delivers. But the guy doesn't feel really anything at all other than some little pains but... that's about it.
When the couple finally gets home, they managed to see the mailman dead at their front door.
its alright
I didnt laugh though

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Icebaby's Post:
LOL. But one thing I don't get is why did the mailman experience the pain that resulted in his death?
Unknown265 Wrote:
LOL. But one thing I don't get is why did the mailman experience the pain that resulted in his death?
Icebaby's Post:
LOL. But one thing I don't get is why did the mailman experience the pain that resulted in his death?
Icebaby Wrote:
So, doctors made a new machine that allows the father to experience the kind of pain women go through during child birth. Whatever kind of pain she deals, that pain will also go to the father.
So, doctors made a new machine that allows the father to experience the kind of pain women go through during child birth. Whatever kind of pain she deals, that pain will also go to the father.
Icebaby Wrote:
So they're cranking it and cranking it until they get to the maximum, which is 100%. The woman hardly feels any kind of pain whatsoever and delivers.
So they're cranking it and cranking it until they get to the maximum, which is 100%. The woman hardly feels any kind of pain whatsoever and delivers.
That's why. Or I probably forgot to add something in my joke.
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Unknown265 Wrote:
LOL. But one thing I don't get is why did the mailman experience the pain that resulted in his death?
Icebaby's Post:
LOL. But one thing I don't get is why did the mailman experience the pain that resulted in his death?
The mailman was the father, not her husband, which is why he was the one who experienced all the pain. He couldn't take it, so he died.
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