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UNdiscovered
07/05/2012 11:12 PM (UTC)
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Darkhound74 Wrote:
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!


Im sorry I didnt tell you earlier but the only way to express how I feel is through this

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Unknown265
07/06/2012 12:03 AM (UTC)
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UNdiscovered Wrote:
Darkhound74 Wrote:
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!


Im sorry I didnt tell you earlier but the only way to express how I feel is through this


MY EYES!! THEY ARE BURNING!!!!

I'm also surprised that Jade is winning. Wonder what our Johnny Cage fanatics are going to say about this.
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UNdiscovered
07/06/2012 12:09 AM (UTC)
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Unknown265 Wrote:
UNdiscovered Wrote:
Darkhound74 Wrote:
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!


Im sorry I didnt tell you earlier but the only way to express how I feel is through this


MY EYES!! THEY ARE BURNING!!!!

I'm also surprised that Jade is winning. Wonder what our Johnny Cage fanatics are going to say about this.


My dick is rising

also I know Jade beating cage is an enormous pile of steaming mcdonalds sperm but just think of jades ass and everything will be ahight
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Unknown265
07/06/2012 12:16 AM (UTC)
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UNdiscovered Wrote:
My dick is rising

also I know Jade beating cage is an enormous pile of steaming mcdonalds sperm but just think of jades ass and everything will be ahight


wow

I'm more inclined towards the bewbies NRS gave her for obvious fanservice, but we have our different preferences.
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NoobSaibot5
07/06/2012 12:21 AM (UTC)
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A friend of mine just passed away. Liver failure. His family pulled the machine out on him earlier. He was only 24.

I don't think any amount of words can express the grief I'm feeling right now.
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Unknown265
07/06/2012 12:26 AM (UTC)
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NoobSaibot5's Post:


I'm so sorry that had to happen. sad

I hope you feel better. *Free hug*
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Jaded-Raven
07/06/2012 12:28 AM (UTC)
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NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
A friend of mine just passed away. Liver failure. His family pulled the machine out on him earlier. He was only 24.

I don't think any amount of words can express the grief I'm feeling right now.


I am sorry to hear that. You have my condolences.

...

On another note, I am surprised Jade is actually in the lead now. Rather shocked, actually. Never expected that. It's not by much and it can quickly turn around, but as it is now, Jade actually has a chance of winning over Cage. This pleases me. ^^
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Icebaby
07/06/2012 12:52 AM (UTC)
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It's interesting to hear how people say that waking up at seven in the morning is SO early for them.

You should try waking up at 3:30 in the morning. I did, and I managed to stay up for 21 hours too.

Why complain?
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Unknown265
07/06/2012 12:58 AM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
It's interesting to hear how people say that waking up at seven in the morning is SO early for them.

You should try waking up at 3:30 in the morning. I did, and I managed to stay up for 21 hours too.

Why complain?


I once stayed up for over 26 hours. All to fix my sleeping pattern which is normally screwed up due to my night-owl tendencies. Fell asleep at about 7:00 PM after the prolonged awakening hours.
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07/06/2012 01:03 AM (UTC)
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Life just fucking sucks sometimes doesnt it
last week some guy in my building died, he was 52, died sleeping , cause by a heatstroke or heart attack
death is all around us
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redman
07/06/2012 01:05 AM (UTC)
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I am indeed a Nite Owl.

grin
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UNdiscovered
07/06/2012 01:05 AM (UTC)
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also ass over tits dude

nothing beats a nice plump round juicy ass except my dick
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About Me
07/06/2012 01:12 AM (UTC)
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Darkhound74 Wrote:
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!~
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Icebaby
07/06/2012 01:23 AM (UTC)
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Unknown265 Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
It's interesting to hear how people say that waking up at seven in the morning is SO early for them.

You should try waking up at 3:30 in the morning. I did, and I managed to stay up for 21 hours too.

Why complain?


I once stayed up for over 26 hours. All to fix my sleeping pattern which is normally screwed up due to my night-owl tendencies. Fell asleep at about 7:00 PM after the prolonged awakening hours.


I somewhat had to stay awake for 30-something hours once due to a medical test I had to undergo... and unfortunately they had to reschedule my appointment to several hours later in the day.

I felt like I was in a mini-coma after I placed my head on my pillow after the test. The sleep deprive EEG test. Ridiculous.
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KungLaodoesntsuck
07/06/2012 01:33 AM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
Unknown265 Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
It's interesting to hear how people say that waking up at seven in the morning is SO early for them.

You should try waking up at 3:30 in the morning. I did, and I managed to stay up for 21 hours too.

Why complain?


I once stayed up for over 26 hours. All to fix my sleeping pattern which is normally screwed up due to my night-owl tendencies. Fell asleep at about 7:00 PM after the prolonged awakening hours.


I somewhat had to stay awake for 30-something hours once due to a medical test I had to undergo... and unfortunately they had to reschedule my appointment to several hours later in the day.

I felt like I was in a mini-coma after I placed my head on my pillow after the test. The sleep deprive EEG test. Ridiculous.


Stayed up for 3 days straight once. No energy drinks or coffee, just chaos and luck.
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Unknown265
07/06/2012 01:44 AM (UTC)
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Icebaby, KungLaodoesntsuck, probably a few other people, and me, the MKO members who had to go through prolonged waking hours for one reason or another.

UNdiscovered Wrote:
also ass over tits dude

nothing beats a nice plump round juicy ass except my dick


There's always vagina.
With boobies, you can suck on them and pleasure your partner. And you can do a vaginal-penetration and titty-sucking combo, if you're flexible.
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I feel so alone, gonna end up a Big ole pile of them bones.

07/06/2012 01:45 AM (UTC)
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Unknown265 Wrote:
Icebaby, KungLaodoesntsuck, probably a few other people, and me, the MKO members who had to go through prolonged waking hours for one reason or another.

UNdiscovered Wrote:
also ass over tits dude

nothing beats a nice plump round juicy ass except my dick


There's always vagina.
With boobies, you can suck on them and pleasure your partner. And you can do a vaginal-penetration and titty-sucking combo, if you're flexible.

Oh shits getting graphic up in here!wow
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Icebaby
07/06/2012 01:47 AM (UTC)
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So far, Kunglaodoesntsuck is in the lead with a 3-day no sleep.

I like to find out which user on this site has a legitimate story to tell on how many hours/days they've stayed up.

Kind of a different story to read other than sex stuff.
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Unknown265
07/06/2012 01:49 AM (UTC)
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annilation Wrote:
Oh shits getting graphic up in here!wow


You should read the last several pages. Start at page 2380. Edit: I mean page 2381!
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Icebaby
07/06/2012 01:59 AM (UTC)
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My boyfriend told me a really funny joke. Hope you guys think it is too.

So, doctors made a new machine that allows the father to experience the kind of pain women go through during child birth. Whatever kind of pain she deals, that pain will also go to the father. The pain though, is reduced for the wife, if that makes sense. It's something so that the couple can experience childbirth together and it's not so much that the wife will be having to deal with the pain by herself. So this one couple decides that they're going to experience this together because they love each other so and want to go through it for the two of them.

Two weeks pass, the woman's water breaks. So at the hospital, they're setting both of them up in the machine and the wife is pushing. The pain tolerance is at 10% for the woman, the guy isn't really feeling a thing at all. The doctors decides to crank the machine up to 20%. They ask if the guy is feeling anything, but again he replies with, "No." The machine is getting cranked to 30%. The woman's pain is getting a little better, but the guy's pain isn't really feeling anything. So they turned it to 50%. He says that he feels a little bit of pain, but nothing that resembles the kind of pain women go through during childbirth. So they're cranking it and cranking it until they get to the maximum, which is 100%. The woman hardly feels any kind of pain whatsoever and delivers. But the guy doesn't feel really anything at all other than some little pains but... that's about it.

When the couple finally gets home, they managed to see the mailman dead at their front door.
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07/06/2012 02:05 AM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
My boyfriend told me a really funny joke. Hope you guys think it is too.

So, doctors made a new machine that allows the father to experience the kind of pain women go through during child birth. Whatever kind of pain she deals, that pain will also go to the father. The pain though, is reduced for the wife, if that makes sense. It's something so that the couple can experience childbirth together and it's not so much that the wife will be having to deal with the pain by herself. So this one couple decides that they're going to experience this together because they love each other so and want to go through it for the two of them.

Two weeks pass, the woman's water breaks. So at the hospital, they're setting both of them up in the machine and the wife is pushing. The pain tolerance is at 10% for the woman, the guy isn't really feeling a thing at all. The doctors decides to crank the machine up to 20%. They ask if the guy is feeling anything, but again he replies with, "No." The machine is getting cranked to 30%. The woman's pain is getting a little better, but the guy's pain isn't really feeling anything. So they turned it to 50%. He says that he feels a little bit of pain, but nothing that resembles the kind of pain women go through during childbirth. So they're cranking it and cranking it until they get to the maximum, which is 100%. The woman hardly feels any kind of pain whatsoever and delivers. But the guy doesn't feel really anything at all other than some little pains but... that's about it.

When the couple finally gets home, they managed to see the mailman dead at their front door.


its alright
I didnt laugh though
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Unknown265
07/06/2012 02:07 AM (UTC)
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Icebaby's Post:


LOL. But one thing I don't get is why did the mailman experience the pain that resulted in his death?
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07/06/2012 02:11 AM (UTC)
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Those are the wrong trumpets
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Icebaby
07/06/2012 02:13 AM (UTC)
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Unknown265 Wrote:
Icebaby's Post:


LOL. But one thing I don't get is why did the mailman experience the pain that resulted in his death?


Icebaby Wrote:
So, doctors made a new machine that allows the father to experience the kind of pain women go through during child birth. Whatever kind of pain she deals, that pain will also go to the father.


Icebaby Wrote:
So they're cranking it and cranking it until they get to the maximum, which is 100%. The woman hardly feels any kind of pain whatsoever and delivers.


That's why. Or I probably forgot to add something in my joke.
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Jaded-Raven
07/06/2012 02:18 AM (UTC)
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Unknown265 Wrote:
Icebaby's Post:


LOL. But one thing I don't get is why did the mailman experience the pain that resulted in his death?


The mailman was the father, not her husband, which is why he was the one who experienced all the pain. He couldn't take it, so he died.
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