The mailman is the actual father

thats the joke

Oh my God.......

Okay, I get the joke now. lol.

feeling slow there pal?

The slowness is making me lazy.

Honestly, don't feel bad because I didn't get it at the first moment too. My boyfriend told me that it's a usual reaction. But it's understandable because when told in person, you'd have to think all the way back at the beginning that they stated that the "father of the baby" will be feeling the pain.

Which he later then tells me about another delayed reaction thing he did during the break of a talent show. They were having some people come up and tell a group of girls their best pick up line. So, he goes up there with his hands in his pant pockets and asks them, "Do you like bunnies?" The girls replied with a yes. He pulls out both of his pockets and thrust his hip once and asks, "Would you like to kiss this bunny?" *Hinting that he means kissing his dick that has bunny ears due to his pockets pulled out* The girls and the crowd has a delayed reaction. He tells me that it took them at least five seconds to get what he meant and then just total chaos with "Awww I get it now."

I would have seen it too because of freshmen orientation but I got sick and missed out... Otherwise, at that time, I would have seen what became my boyfriend of two and a half years, going on three this November. I will say however, that he didn't pick me up with that. Instead it was a really outrageous story that he experienced with his best friend during a trip. I couldn't stop laughing at that... and I was in a very revealing costume too, so that helped.

Duck.

I've heard a similar joke where a child had dreams about people dying, one of which was the father, and the previous premonitions turned out to be true, so the father began flipping out, but then ... zinger. The mailman dies.

Also. My favourite pickup line will forever be, "do you work at Subway, because you just gave me a footlong."

No more happy endings.

Johnny Cage is losing and that's bullshit.

So we all voted for Jade?

Nash playing for the Lakers. Another reason to hate LA

What's there to do now at the age of 22?

laugh at the 21 year olds getting drunk

This weekend will include weed, Popeyes (spicy) and some wet hole.

I couldn't be more proud, excited or happy in the pants.

Tonight Is the first time I have truly felt at peace. It was amazing.

What?

That's odd. lol

I just lost a good friend on Wednesday, to a seizure.

I know exactly how you feel, man. Just stay strong.

We're going camping today : )

Damn i love camping

Nice Cammy sig!

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I have always loved the soundtrack from Mortal Kombat Annihilation where Jade and Liu Kang fights, but I haven't found the whole original song before last night:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkD8VfkmvRs

Though I like the Animatrix remix better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc4XETqgoyQ

Nope. I voted Cage, unless you think Jade is everyone's favorite jerk.

Such a nice day to be by the pool.

Been playing a lot of DOOM lately. Nightmare running and generally getting my ass kicked. I'm not too good at Nightmare running, but I'll get the hang of it soon.

Also been putting online applications at the same time. I'm just that awesome.

Brb, gonna play more DOOM.