I hate those Gringo-trying-too-hard-to-make-manga-style-shows. You know, what I mean? Like Totaly Spies, Martin Mistery, etc.

Me too....

FUCK.

i HATE cena

The Intro Forum should be changed to the "The Read FAQ Forum".

You should start a John Cena anti fan club. You might get inveted to the haters ball. I would join you hehehe

I'm awfully surprised I'm not dead. Yesterday, I got beat up, wacked with a bat, and shot at. Luckily the guy shooting at me had shitty aim and missed. I'm bruised a lot, have a few headaches now and then, but I'm in much better shape than the guy shooting at me, who won't be walking for a long time due to taking a switchblade to the heel. Had I had a gun I probably would have had no problem shooting him, but now I think back to it and I'm glad I didn't. The others got away, but they have a little surprise, I slipped in for them.
Police are real useful, they never do shit. Thats why I advise you all to stay away from people who hate you, and carry around self defense, have it be pocketknives, mace, whatever.
I now shall go to lick my wounds, and hope I don't die of a heatstroke.

.....

Woah, hope you feel better soon.

I can relate MKoutahell. I was attacked by an alien today and I got pretty banged up myself. He tried to catch me with a cosmic right hook but I countered it and flattened him with my patented skull cracker reverse suplex. I even have a picture to proove it:
http://www.vintagecomputing.com/wp-content/images/costumes06/ref_large.jpg

Did the alien happen to tell you why his alien race created the pyramids by any chance?

alien = pitbull w/ AIDS?

Nah it didn't have aids.... it was just a bit rabid.

5animals = a duck, 3 sheep, and a seal

Do you have a brain or do you just type with some sort of automated muscle responce?

Umm...if it's also you in your signature...which picture is more recent?
-SMR-

Do you have a brain or do you just type with some sort of automated 5animals response?

Lol, im scared for MKouttahell.

Oh dear.

King Jolly: Yeah I squeezed it out of him while he was on the ground. You see 2500 years ago the alpha centauris started to have a major prohibition movement. All of the rebels came to earth to drink Scotch and have orgies without fear of legal reprocussions. They needed a temple to host wicked raves in so they used the egyptians as slaves......THE END!
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P.S. Thank you for your support and encouragement Prodigy

For you, there'll be no more crying,
For you, the sun will be shining,
And I feel that when I'm with you,
It's alright, I know it's right
To you, I'll give the world
To you, I'll never be cold
cause I feel that when I'm with you,
It's alright, I know it's right.
And the songbirds are singing,
Like they know the score,
And I love you, I love you, I love you,
Like never before.
And I wish you all the love in the world,
But most of all, I wish it from myself.
And the songbirds keep singing,
Like they know the score,
And I love you, I love you, I love you,
Like never before, like never before.
Christine McVie <33333

Gee, nothing beats grabbing a pepsi and some oreo ice cream and heading on here and reading 5animals's daily ramblings about how stupid I am.