Duke Nukem Forever, May 6
I refuse to believe this game is ever coming out. I will refuse to believe it until I play it myself and see it with my own eyes. I don't care if people review the game, buy the game, and I see it on store shelves. Until I PLAY this game MYSELF, this game still will never exist.

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i cannot WAIT for this game it's going to be the most amazing thing since ... the beginning of time
HAIL TO THE KING BABY
HAIL TO THE KING BABY


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http://kotaku.com/#!5756484/duke-nukem-isnt-a-big-fan-of-halos-spartan-armor
Duke Nukem thinks Master Chief is a pussy. That's right Duke, knock him down a peg!
Duke Nukem thinks Master Chief is a pussy. That's right Duke, knock him down a peg!


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Joe-Von-Zombie Wrote:
http://kotaku.com/#!5756484/duke-nukem-isnt-a-big-fan-of-halos-spartan-armor
Duke Nukem thinks Master Chief is a pussy. That's right Duke, knock him down a peg!
http://kotaku.com/#!5756484/duke-nukem-isnt-a-big-fan-of-halos-spartan-armor
Duke Nukem thinks Master Chief is a pussy. That's right Duke, knock him down a peg!
who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to start releasing every quip Duke says on Kotaku?
seriously? That's not gonna have as much of an impact on me now...
fuckin' Kotaku... ruinin' shit.
Spoilers: (Highlight to reveal)
That was a joke, maybe a joke in less than good taste, but a joke.
That was a joke, maybe a joke in less than good taste, but a joke.

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Must admit the trailer is eye-opening. The graphics look like, amazing.
Not entirely sure about the stripper content, looks a little over the top, but who knows...
Not entirely sure about the stripper content, looks a little over the top, but who knows...


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Shesgotclaws Wrote:
M. The graphics look like, amazing.
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M. The graphics look like, amazing.
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Um....the graphics are a little outdated, but graphics aren't everything.

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kingjolly Wrote:
Um....the graphics are a little outdated, but graphics aren't everything.
Shesgotclaws Wrote:
M. The graphics look like, amazing.
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M. The graphics look like, amazing.
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Um....the graphics are a little outdated, but graphics aren't everything.
Outdated compared to what? It looks as smooth and clear as God of War 3 from what we've seen from some of the trailers.


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Shesgotclaws Wrote:
Outdated compared to what? It looks as smooth and clear as God of War 3 from what we've seen from some of the trailers.
kingjolly Wrote:
Um....the graphics are a little outdated, but graphics aren't everything.
Shesgotclaws Wrote:
M. The graphics look like, amazing.
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M. The graphics look like, amazing.
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Um....the graphics are a little outdated, but graphics aren't everything.
Outdated compared to what? It looks as smooth and clear as God of War 3 from what we've seen from some of the trailers.
Well considering the current state of the game started development around 04 aspects of the game are going to be outdated. It's hard to tell from the trailer, but people that have played the game have complained about dull environments, texture issues, odd bluring, sharp edges, and poor animation. If you compare the game side to side with a current game it does indeed look a bit old. The graphics certain arnt terrible. I just wouldn't call it amazing.
This doesn't bother me too much though. I'm more concerned about the unusual game-play pacing issues some journalist having complained about. If it's anything like Half-life 2's pacing, I know I'm going to love it.

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kingjolly Wrote:
Well considering the current state of the game started development around 04 aspects of the game are going to be outdated. It's hard to tell from the trailer, but people that have played the game have complained about dull environments, texture issues, odd bluring, sharp edges, and poor animation. If you compare the game side to side with a current game it does indeed look a bit old. The graphics certain arnt terrible. I just wouldn't call it amazing.
This doesn't bother me too much though. I'm more concerned about the unusual game-play pacing issues some journalist having complained about. If it's anything like Half-life 2's pacing, I know I'm going to love it.
Shesgotclaws Wrote:
Outdated compared to what? It looks as smooth and clear as God of War 3 from what we've seen from some of the trailers.
kingjolly Wrote:
Um....the graphics are a little outdated, but graphics aren't everything.
Shesgotclaws Wrote:
M. The graphics look like, amazing.
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M. The graphics look like, amazing.
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Um....the graphics are a little outdated, but graphics aren't everything.
Outdated compared to what? It looks as smooth and clear as God of War 3 from what we've seen from some of the trailers.
Well considering the current state of the game started development around 04 aspects of the game are going to be outdated. It's hard to tell from the trailer, but people that have played the game have complained about dull environments, texture issues, odd bluring, sharp edges, and poor animation. If you compare the game side to side with a current game it does indeed look a bit old. The graphics certain arnt terrible. I just wouldn't call it amazing.
This doesn't bother me too much though. I'm more concerned about the unusual game-play pacing issues some journalist having complained about. If it's anything like Half-life 2's pacing, I know I'm going to love it.
I'm not really big on specs and such for video games, I just know that sometimes i'm impressed and sometimes i'm not.
I notice that the monsters look outstanding, but the humans look very average. (And seeing as most of the humans we see are women in probably offensively small outfits, not a good place to start anyway, lol)
Shesgotclaws Wrote:
I'd probably really like it if Duke wasn't the most sexist game character in history. But I'll admit the alien queen with the giant tits made me laugh. Any excuse to actually get uncensored boobs in game, guaranteed to ship a few more copies.
I'd probably really like it if Duke wasn't the most sexist game character in history. But I'll admit the alien queen with the giant tits made me laugh. Any excuse to actually get uncensored boobs in game, guaranteed to ship a few more copies.
It's true that women are portrayed as ditzy and subservient in Duke Nukem games, but it's done in the name of satire, so I don't consider it to be too heinous a crime. Duke himself is a walking stereotype of males: egoistic, aggressive, musclebound, crass, and horny. To me, that's part of what makes him, and his games, so damn funny. Don't forget, also, that his name is Duke Nukem. That says a lot all by itself. Admittedly, though, the bathroom/juvenile humor is probably generally going to find more favor with males than females...
Anyway, as for DNF itself, I can't wait to get my hands on it. It's one of only two games i plan on buying either on launch, or very shortly thereafter, this year (the other being MK2011). My concern, though, is that it's been getting so much attention and hype lately, and so much attention has been paid to the fact that the game's been in development for roughly fifteen years, that it might cause people to elevate their expectations well past what reality permits. Personally, I just want to DNF to deliver what the original DN3D did fifteen years ago: a solid, fun, and funny game, even if the technology isn't breaking much new ground (although the Build engine was fairly impressive in 1996, and the scale of some of the levels in DN3D was unprecedented at that time).

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foahchon Wrote:
It's true that women are portrayed as ditzy and subservient in Duke Nukem games, but it's done in the name of satire, so I don't consider it to be too heinous a crime. Duke himself is a walking stereotype of males: egoistic, aggressive, musclebound, crass, and horny. To me, that's part of what makes him, and his games, so damn funny. Don't forget, also, that his name is Duke Nukem. That says a lot all by itself. Admittedly, though, the bathroom/juvenile humor is probably generally going to find more favor with males than females...
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Shesgotclaws Wrote:
I'd probably really like it if Duke wasn't the most sexist game character in history. But I'll admit the alien queen with the giant tits made me laugh. Any excuse to actually get uncensored boobs in game, guaranteed to ship a few more copies.
I'd probably really like it if Duke wasn't the most sexist game character in history. But I'll admit the alien queen with the giant tits made me laugh. Any excuse to actually get uncensored boobs in game, guaranteed to ship a few more copies.
It's true that women are portrayed as ditzy and subservient in Duke Nukem games, but it's done in the name of satire, so I don't consider it to be too heinous a crime. Duke himself is a walking stereotype of males: egoistic, aggressive, musclebound, crass, and horny. To me, that's part of what makes him, and his games, so damn funny. Don't forget, also, that his name is Duke Nukem. That says a lot all by itself. Admittedly, though, the bathroom/juvenile humor is probably generally going to find more favor with males than females...
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Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with nudity, (Hell, been nekkid myself in student movies!) It's just that every female character in this game so far looks to be either a dumb blonde, a stripper, or a lesbian. Or combination of all three. That's just tacky and sexist.


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Shesgotclaws Wrote:
Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with nudity, (Hell, been nekkid myself in student movies!) It's just that every female character in this game so far looks to be either a dumb blonde, a stripper, or a lesbian. Or combination of all three. That's just tacky and sexist.
foahchon Wrote:
It's true that women are portrayed as ditzy and subservient in Duke Nukem games, but it's done in the name of satire, so I don't consider it to be too heinous a crime. Duke himself is a walking stereotype of males: egoistic, aggressive, musclebound, crass, and horny. To me, that's part of what makes him, and his games, so damn funny. Don't forget, also, that his name is Duke Nukem. That says a lot all by itself. Admittedly, though, the bathroom/juvenile humor is probably generally going to find more favor with males than females...
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Shesgotclaws Wrote:
I'd probably really like it if Duke wasn't the most sexist game character in history. But I'll admit the alien queen with the giant tits made me laugh. Any excuse to actually get uncensored boobs in game, guaranteed to ship a few more copies.
I'd probably really like it if Duke wasn't the most sexist game character in history. But I'll admit the alien queen with the giant tits made me laugh. Any excuse to actually get uncensored boobs in game, guaranteed to ship a few more copies.
It's true that women are portrayed as ditzy and subservient in Duke Nukem games, but it's done in the name of satire, so I don't consider it to be too heinous a crime. Duke himself is a walking stereotype of males: egoistic, aggressive, musclebound, crass, and horny. To me, that's part of what makes him, and his games, so damn funny. Don't forget, also, that his name is Duke Nukem. That says a lot all by itself. Admittedly, though, the bathroom/juvenile humor is probably generally going to find more favor with males than females...
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Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with nudity, (Hell, been nekkid myself in student movies!) It's just that every female character in this game so far looks to be either a dumb blonde, a stripper, or a lesbian. Or combination of all three. That's just tacky and sexist.
Let me guess....you've never played Duke 3d have you? Duke 3d was known for it's hyper sexism.
Mark my words, Duke Nukem Forever is going to be the most sexist game ever made. I'm curious to see how the media is going to flip over it.
I'm still going to buy it. I've waited since 96 to play this bad boy.

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Of course I played Duke 3D, it was just very different back then. You didn't really have as much depth and characterization in games back then as you do now. The girls were just strippers (and had bikinis at least a little larger than whatever they wear in this game from the looks of things), and appeared for all of one or two scenes in the whole game.


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Shesgotclaws Wrote:
Of course I played Duke 3D, it was just very different back then. You didn't really have as much depth and characterization in games back then as you do now. The girls were just strippers (and had bikinis at least a little larger than whatever they wear in this game from the looks of things), and appeared for all of one or two scenes in the whole game.
Of course I played Duke 3D, it was just very different back then. You didn't really have as much depth and characterization in games back then as you do now. The girls were just strippers (and had bikinis at least a little larger than whatever they wear in this game from the looks of things), and appeared for all of one or two scenes in the whole game.
Sexism is a part of the Duke Nukem brand. Its done in the name of humor and satire. This isn't a game for everyone, its a game for men. Duke3D is still banned in a few places and this game goes miles ahead of its predecessor in terms of offensiveness
Shesgotclaws Wrote:
Of course I played Duke 3D, it was just very different back then. You didn't really have as much depth and characterization in games back then as you do now. The girls were just strippers (and had bikinis at least a little larger than whatever they wear in this game from the looks of things), and appeared for all of one or two scenes in the whole game.
Of course I played Duke 3D, it was just very different back then. You didn't really have as much depth and characterization in games back then as you do now. The girls were just strippers (and had bikinis at least a little larger than whatever they wear in this game from the looks of things), and appeared for all of one or two scenes in the whole game.
One or two scenes you say...
3 prostitutes, 4 cheerleaders, 1 karaoke singer, 2 porcelain animatronics chinadoll women with boobs, 6 strippers, more than 20 gagged cocooned women, 1 giant female display on the level L. A. Rumble, ....
not counting atomic edition, but that swarms with them, levels such as XXX Stacy and Babeland....

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Chrome Wrote:
Eh, maybe I played some awful yankee-friendly censored version. Still, my point stands, they were voiceless, personalityless sprites.
One or two scenes you say...
3 prostitutes, 4 cheerleaders, 1 karaoke singer, 2 porcelain animatronics chinadoll women with boobs, 6 strippers, more than 20 gagged cocooned women, 1 giant female display on the level L. A. Rumble, ....
not counting atomic edition, but that swarms with them, levels such as XXX Stacy and Babeland....
3 prostitutes, 4 cheerleaders, 1 karaoke singer, 2 porcelain animatronics chinadoll women with boobs, 6 strippers, more than 20 gagged cocooned women, 1 giant female display on the level L. A. Rumble, ....
not counting atomic edition, but that swarms with them, levels such as XXX Stacy and Babeland....
Eh, maybe I played some awful yankee-friendly censored version. Still, my point stands, they were voiceless, personalityless sprites.


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