I honestly don't see the problem. We should try as the remainder of MKO to make every thread of hanky's into little drive bys and then Mick will instantly know and then come close them.

Think outside the hank. Not in the pank.



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I'm crying from reading this.

Fine fuck it...since consolidating panky's threads about nonsense is the sort of quality posts we're going for here I encourage everyone to talk about shaving their balls, chests, taint, or whatever piece of flesh you take effort to manscape. Maybe we can swap tips? ( the advice kind...ew) Lets's embrace hanky's posts because honestly I'm fucking fascinated with learning about everyone's regular grooming routines. In fact hanky...go ahead and start more threads bro. Don't let this consolidation thread stop you. We need MORE!

What'd you have for breakfast? What's your favorite color? Do you prefer light yogurt or do you splurge and get the fattening kind because you're naughty like that? Seriously man we need to know this shit.

Did you know that if you shave the area between your butt-cheeks it becomes impossible to pass gas silently.

I'm totally trying that and then testing it in a confined public place like an elevator.

I think you're forgetting that it is often questions that we aren't supposed to have answers for such as "do you like the smell of this perfume I'm buying that no one else has ever heard of?". Other things such as "help decide my favorite color" would be great new conversation starters.

But of course! Our farts smell like rainbows, our shit looks like cream puffs and we pee rainbows and barf glitter! Tch, ignoramus. ;P

Guys in general should maintain a good body hygiene. Is okay if you don't over do it like a Metrosexual. However, keeping good hygiene is not that difficult. I'm not a girl, but I'm sure most girls find it disgusting when a guy is or looks like a mess.

What's wrong with metrosexuals? I'm a metrosexual. I do my eyebrows, groom My body.

And omg the flower fragrance I was on about isn't even flowery. I spent over £900 on fragrances and costume national scent intense is just a sexy smell. No dominant notes just a sexy ass smell.

I hope that came with a £890 instant rebate. Otherwise you wasted money.

I shave/trim my junk when I want my girlfriend to go down on me. Well to put it more accurately, I shave my junk to increase the likelihood that my girlfriend will want to go down on me. We all know that's not my decision right fellas? Relationships! Nothing breaks the mood when she has to stop and cough up a hairball.

Lets talk about eating ass though in relation to personal hygiene. If/when/and at what point do you draw the line with sticking your tongue in a butthole? Does it need to be bleached? Trimmed? Neither? (blehck). That's the butthole, not your tongue. Don't manscape your tongue.

What about toe hair? Would you stick a toe in your mouth that still had hair on it? What about a hairy toe in a tidy butthole? That just seems disrespectful. I mean they went to all that trouble to clean up that backdoor and your just going to jam your mangled hairy big toe up there?

Seriously we need to talk about this.

B looks better

On people? Watermelon. On my furniture polish? Citrus. In my fruit salad? Both!

They should come up with the science to integrate pheremones into clothing.

I wear Chrome and Driven. The 2nd mostly because it was a gift and she was all sadface when I neglected to wear it.

Do you like reebok pumps? Those were sweet.

Go green dude. I read somewhere that wearing green will karmically make you rich or something through chi chakra's and space magic. I don't know about you but that sounds pretty goddam official.

Black and white for sure because everyone secretly wishes they were Zebras.

Watermelon is one of my favorite fruits.

There is nothing wrong with Metrosexuals, but please don't tell me you shower yourself with cologne... >_<

Got into the ocean and scent intense. Had to try scent intense first, its very sexy scent. Had a shower then tried into the ocean. I have tried original cool water and green Irish tweed. theres a little hint of cool water in into the ocean. Into the ocean smells citrusier. I like it better than cool water. It is lighter also. scent intense which I rate 10/10. Into the ocean I give it 9. Luv both

What is everyone's opinion on European American Designs brand cologne. I recently purchased the Tidal Waves scent. Where is the best locations on one's body to spray cologne at besides the neck area?

Tidal waves?


What does it smell like? Seaspray, salt, rotting wood and flesh combined with the tears of maritime inhabitants lost to the wall of water?

Smells like an Adidas Track Jacket

lol. If anything, the cologne liquid is colored island beach water shade of blue.