colt, do you just not look at folks' avatars?

Considering he can go on vacations just for the sake of screwing around, he probably has too much money...

So, to make sure I have this straight, you're asking a bunch of gamers on a primarily gaming website about make-up and fashion when you learn about all these things you read about on make-up and fashion forums?
*face-palm*
Were you banned from those places? I have to ask, since you don't seem to ask them, when they're probably better at this whole thing than we are.
On that note, why do you care at all about grooming yourself to the point where it just isn't natural anymore? Where you become a carbon copy of people in magazines who are photoshopped anyway?

After reading Jerrod's post, I propose the staff change hank's name to SouthWest.

To be fair Jerrod, the man has literally boasted to have been banned from *At Least* 12 other forums. I'm not joking, I counted exactly how many different types of forums he said that one time. So chances are....Highly likely.

Do share your beauty tips, Jerrod. You know you want to



There's a part where he brags that he likes this site because it's the only Mortal Kombat forum that hasn't banned him yet. Says we're smart folks for not doing that.

I guess we're smart then?

Depends on what your definition of "smart" entails.

*goes off to drink ginger ale mixed with vinegar while popping mentos before starting to run with scissors, doing all of this while "The Lumberjack Song" plays in the background*

To bring my point home on this, what makes this really sad is that among those said forums banned from? Porn forums. PORN. FORUMS. What the hell kinda horsefuckery does it take to get banned from sites like that?

I do, but I try not to make any assumptions about them. I'd've felt quite bad if I referred to pickle as a transvestite and they were a natural-born woman. I try to avoid situations like that these days.

Also, by definition, you would be a superhero duck and I would be a Killer Instinct character... so you're doing the right thing by not judging people from their avatars. XD

This I agree with.

Which shoe is nicer, red or blue or both?

Red. Blue shoes are for five-year-olds who don't know any better.

OMG I just saw these new laceless chuck taylors. Anyone know where to get them in UK?

Which pyjamas is better looking? Or should I get both?

Here's two more colour choices

I like the black ones.

There's something... martial artsy about those. Reminds me of Kobra's gi.

I don't get it....what the hell is the point of those pajamas? They're a damn backward apron and undies. Sleep in your undies and save yourself a few pounds.

Also, really, I've always been very anti-pajama. I sleep in the clothes I wore for the day (assuming they're still relatively clean) and then change into a clean set after I shower in the morning. I see no reason for special night clothes!

Unless you're a woman and have someone who's into lingerie, there shouldn't be a reason to buy night wear. Men should just be in boxers, pajama pants (shirt or no shirt) or if it's necessary, naked.

Robes are also dumb. Unless you bought a Jedi robe from Disney world, then it's tolerable.

More like awesome

*waves hand slowly*
These are not the robes you're looking for.

Mind tricks don't work on me! Only money, or Star Wars stuff or Doctor Who Stuff, Star Trek Stuff, Supernatural Stuff, Mass Effect Stuff.....uhh actually let's just go with money, because that can buy me all of the other stuff.

@Icebaby I got Gold Boxers because the robes don't have a boxer to go alon with it.

So I guess that means you lost your manbits in an unfortunate smelting accident and from that moment on became known simply as, Goldmember. And an unhealthy addiction to a smoke and a pancake.