Can't wait. I'm all pent up as well. Gotta let it all out. Anytime, my friend. Anytime. Fatality.

Nice, both of you, but my vote goes to Garlador (and I just can't help sayin' his stuff out loud.) But, there IS another round, but that's who I'm for right now.

if its alright with you guys, I'd REALLY like to go tomorrow.

Reasons

stayed up all night playing offline single player of phantasy star online *literally...NO sleep* wen to interview and they gave me orientation as well. Heh, thanks for the support..it's subway but better then no where.

i'm freaking wasted, only got through today with help of chugging 4 energy drinks lol.

itll be good if i can have a nights rest....righ tnow dunno how i'd fare.

Alex~Vab

Well, only because you play PSO... which I have stayed up doing many, many times. Quite reasonable. This thread's not going to disappear. Take your time. Fatality.

wow, oh my job was too hard oh I haven't slept in three days... my legs are bleeding... it's always something with you kids...

ok... the battle will take a recess till tomorrow... PSO huh? is that any good?

Garlador kicked @hole, itsvab had some good ones but Garlador's comeback had a slight edge over vabs. I'm not voting yet, at least not until the 2nd round. I have a feeling it's gonna get big!!LOL, Good luck to both of you.

garlidor has my vote.

This is a rap BATTLE
not an oppurtunity to have your ass prattle
on and on about yourself,
i wish i could give you more help
lemme tell you not to toot your own horn man
ill also mute your adorn fans
who are blindly voting.
hope you dont mind me noting
the kisses and nicknames, isnt that sweet?
lemme inform you, that isnt what we need.
and your pathetic lil inner rhymes
are less deadly then everyday sinner crimes
WHY DONT YOU FUCKING ATTACK ME!
BE IT FIST OR RAPPING
CAUSE I FEEL IVE LIVED ENOUGH!
..at the edge of given up
but ill at least get rid of punks
like garlador who dont even diss me
who whatever they write, gets K4E kissing
and yelling "omigawd your shits the best!
you totally put his spit to rest!
dint read it, too busy rubbing my clit and breast,
but i know you're better then him!"
uh...K4E wheres common sense? youre fogettin again.
Why dont you try and make an unbiased vote?
read my verse then try us both?
oh wait, cause you're in love with his wit
and you wish you were hugging his dick
inbetween your legs
getting off on everything he says
this battle makes me sick
ive had all i can take from pricks
now i gotta try and win a popularity contest?
fuckers act fair then when im gone jest
about how i never stood a breathing chance
and i never could beat garladors rants
cause im new to the crowd
and it feels like ive got glue in my mouth
everything i rhyme goes unnoticed
you dont catch the 3-4 rhymes a bar
the act of hearing sometimes goes far
but outloud you dont say my shit
you wait for him to come and spray his spit
talkin nonsense like
"you a clueless, nudist, buddhist who jizzed in his new dress"
but wait, you dont even say that, you talk about yourself
proud of every damn thing, even how you walk without help.
again as for the voters, amazed as to how you can have sight be be blind
...go ahead and vote for him, there'll be no eternal spite in my mind


alex~Vab

Whoa Vab, that was hott... I'll cast my vote once I see Gar's verse.

But personally, I think Vab won Round one, he had better attacks, and Gar didn't attack Vab at all in his spit, so my vote goes to Vab for that round.

That was pretty damn intense vab. Your flow reminded me of Eminem. Good job dude.
Edit:Kitana, vab just killed garlador's first retort.

That your best attack?
You still don't know what you lack.
Why don't you go for the ball-sack,
Or do you even have one? Are you that wack?
Suck it up, loser, and get outta my way.
You think that all I have is sweet things to say.
Screw you! You don't know what the hell you're sayin'!
You think that you'll get away without payin'?
Be a man, you shallow, worthless prick!
Your so-called rhymes makes me sick;
So bad and unoriginal that I think I'm gonna hurl.
Do you get off makin' fun of my girl?
Why don't you get one yourself. Who's your pick?
Or can you even get one since you don't have a dick?
You can't make the grade. You just won't pass.
You want a kiss, too? Well, pucker up and kiss my ass.
You call me weak, you call me lame.
Hell, it's all the same, but this is MY game.
You face the master and you're headin' for disaster.
So, you arrogant bastard, you see this is over faster
Than it even begun. The lyrics you spun
Ain't nothing. You haven't won. You're over; done.
Can you always rap this rhyme? Can you blow 'em away every time?
All you do is bitch and wine. Boy, your ass is mine!
At least I have a name. I have my claim to fame.
All you got is shame and pitiful ramblings, so tame.
You wanna go insane? You wanna play my game?
Can you take the pain, soaked up like acid rain?
You coward! You dork! You don't know how far you sunk!
What, you think you can get up and get crunk?
You're nothing more than a no-name punk!
Bet the only time you talk sense is when you're dead drunk.
How sad. You're that bad. What's the matter? Gettin' mad?
You think you're the next big fad? You're 'bout as cool as my dad.
You can't compete, so accept defeat.
Don't make me repeat that you can't keep a beat.
I could go on and on, talk 'bout your sorry friends and mother;
You brought K4E into this; why not another?
I got friends, but where do you turn to in the end?
On whom can you depend? Who do you have to defend?
You'll wind up dead, and nothing more will be said.
Your sorry ass won't get a tear; I'm everything you should fear.
Back off and step down. You can't shock with sound.
Every pound for pound will nail you to the ground.
Leave you for dead, like the scum that you are.
When you measure up to me, you're only sub-par.
You lay it on shallow, never make it thick;
Just get the hell out of my face, you friggin' prick!
You want more? Do you know what's in store?
You'll wind up sore and poor facin' Garlador!
Now it's over and done. Wake up to reality!
What? No longer havin' fun? Just wait till your fatality!

Woah! SHIT! Um... Vab... you asked for it. I'm am NOT biased. I've read his and yours and... Garlador OWNS your sorry ass! Holy shit, that was amazing! Subtle and brazen. I like. Vab... your stuff was pitifully weak compared to this. Your stuff was, indeed, good, but... not compared to Garlador. *Ahem* "mess with the master and you're headin' for disaster." That sums it up, I think.

I think its pretty clear that Garlador's 2nd verse was far better than Vab's. While Vab definitely improved, my vote is still going with Garlador. *Smooches* Garlie!

Hey! He just got his bad-boy image on! Save the sensitive stuff till after the match-up.

Oh, I still got my bad-boy image, don't worry about that.
Fatality.

Alright, let me say this :

Of course K4E is going to vote for Gar, she is biased and Vab insults her in his Rap.

As for my vote, Vab fucking KILLED Garlador. Let's look at the statistics.

Vab= 2-3 rhymes per bar.
Gar= Doesn't seem to know what a bar is.

Vab= Meaningful rhymes that make sense.
Gar= Changes subjects every two seconds, rhymes but makes less sense than a retarded jar of peanut butter.

Vab= Ends with a bang.
Gar= Ends the same way he did last time.

Vab= Attacks Gar personally, so you know he didn't write it ahead of time.
Gar= Doesn't attack Vab's verse at all, save his one line about K4E.

Vab= Insults are quick and witty, metaphors and similes are wonderful.
Gar= Similies and metaphors don't make much sense, if any at all.

Vab= Can tell stories and make impersonations.
Gar= Can change subject before an insult begins to develop.

How did you guys vote for Gar? Re-Read Vab's, put it up to Gar's... Look at the real content, not just who wrote them.

Being new on this forum, I don't know anybody to be biased for, but I know that Vab killed his verse.

meh..he over used alot of the same rhymes...

and he says im unoriginal :-!

alex~Vab

Lucid_Ninja Wrote: Alright, let me say this : Of course K4E is going to vote for Gar, she is biased and Vab insults her in his Rap. As for my vote, Vab fucking KILLED Garlador. Let's look at the statistics. Vab= 2-3 rhymes per bar. Gar= Doesn't seem to know what a bar is. Vab= Meaningful rhymes that make sense. Gar= Changes subjects every two seconds, rhymes but makes less sense than a retarded jar of peanut butter. Vab= Ends with a bang. Gar= Ends the same way he did last time. Vab= Attacks Gar personally, so you know he didn't write it ahead of time. Gar= Doesn't attack Vab's verse at all, save his one line about K4E. Vab= Insults are quick and witty, metaphors and similes are wonderful. Gar= Similies and metaphors don't make much sense, if any at all. Vab= Can tell stories and make impersonations. Gar= Can change subject before an insult begins to develop. How did you guys vote for Gar? Re-Read Vab's, put it up to Gar's... Look at the real content, not just who wrote them. Being new on this forum, I don't know anybody to be biased for, but I know that Vab killed his verse.

Boom. Everything he said is true. Sorry gar your a nice guy but vab killed you. Its sad this thread is all about popularity. I cant see why anyone could think gar beat vab. "Screw you" instead of fuck you? Its ok gar your still a "bad boy" in my mind..haha

well I cannot vote... but on the event of a tie there will be a sudden death verse off... and yeah Garlador get angry! go for the jugular!

Nice. Both have went twice. Now we can vote.

itsvab gets my vote.

His shit flowed wayyy better.

Garlador's sounded like it was out of Dr. Suess's Green Eggs and Ham.

Sorry, I don’t mean to bean all Prickish, but Vab obviously killed Gar by miles. Still don’t believe me? Here are some quotes :

Vab :

and your pathetic lil inner rhymes
are less deadly then everyday sinner crimes
WHY DONT YOU FUCKING ATTACK ME!
BE IT FIST OR RAPPING
CAUSE I FEEL IVE LIVED ENOUGH!
..at the edge of given up
but ill at least get rid of punks
like garlador who dont even diss me
who whatever they write, gets K4E kissing
and yelling "omigawd your shits the best!
you totally put his spit to rest!
dint read it, too busy rubbing my clit and breast,
but i know you're better then him!"
uh...K4E wheres common sense? youre fogettin again.
Why dont you try and make an unbiased vote?
read my verse then try us both?

As you can see, inner rhymes on almost every line, great metaphors, and a wonderful personal punch on Garlador.

Gar retorts with :

That your best attack?
You still don't know what you lack.
Why don't you go for the ball-sack,
Or do you even have one? Are you that wack?
Suck it up, loser, and get outta my way.
You think that all I have is sweet things to say.
Screw you! You don't know what the hell you're sayin'!
You think that you'll get away without payin'?
Be a man, you shallow, worthless prick!
Your so-called rhymes makes me sick;
So bad and unoriginal that I think I'm gonna hurl.
Do you get off makin' fun of my girl?
Why don't you get one yourself. Who's your pick?
Or can you even get one since you don't have a dick?

As you can see, Gar repeats himself on the Dickless comment, has one rhyme per bar, and changes subjects more than a schizophrenic child with ADD. Seriously, look back. Do any two lines fit together? Let’s do the math :

That your best attack?
You still don't know what you lack.

Same startoff as last rhyme, and doesn’t transition at all.

Why don't you go for the ball-sack,
Or do you even have one? Are you that wack?

Shitty rhyme.

Suck it up, loser, and get outta my way.
You think that all I have is sweet things to say.

One rhyme, doesn’t fit together at all.

Screw you! You don't know what the hell you're sayin'!
You think that you'll get away without payin'?

Shitty rhyme, doesn’t transition.

Be a man, you shallow, worthless prick!
Your so-called rhymes makes me sick;

No transition, overused rhyme.

So bad and unoriginal that I think I'm gonna hurl.
Do you get off makin' fun of my girl?

Shitty rhyme, no transition.

Why don't you get one yourself. Who's your pick?
Or can you even get one since you don't have a dick?

Uses the word ‘Pick’ just to rhyme with the word ‘Dick’, and repeats himself. Basically he says, ‘Choose and girl you want an she’s yours, dickless bastard!’

2+2= Gar loses that portion.

Vab:

now i gotta try and win a popularity contest?
fuckers act fair then when im gone jest

This bar wasn’t exactly you’re best, but it does attack why Gar won the last round.

about how i never stood a breathing chance
and i never could beat garladors rants

Same thing, mockery.

cause im new to the crowd
and it feels like ive got glue in my mouth

Great simile. Represents that what he says isn’t heard because he’s ‘The New Guy’

everything i rhyme goes unnoticed
you dont catch the 3-4 rhymes a bar
the act of hearing sometimes goes far

That’s a transition bar from rhyme to rhyme. Still, its not very good.

but outloud you dont say my shit
you wait for him to come and spray his spit

This is an insult on the psoter who said ‘Cant help but say your shit aloud’.

talkin nonsense like
"you a clueless, nudist, buddhist who jizzed in his new dress"

More mockery. True, too.

but wait, you dont even say that, you talk about yourself
proud of every damn thing, even how you walk without help.

=D!!! That was a great line, a KO punch on Gar’s entire first verse.

again as for the voters, amazed as to how you can have sight be be blind
...go ahead and vote for him, there'll be no eternal spite in my mind

Great metaphor, with an awesome ending. Incredible.

Gar:

Can you always rap this rhyme? Can you blow 'em away every time?
All you do is bitch and wine. Boy, your ass is mine!

Seplling errors, and nearly straight bitten (stolen) from Tech N9ne (the first line). To top it off, no transition.

At least I have a name. I have my claim to fame.
All you got is shame and pitiful ramblings, so tame.

Basically in the first line acknowledges that he shouldn’t have won the first round by saying ‘Hah well I am well known here’. Second line doesn’t make sense. Tame ramblings? What?

You wanna go insane? You wanna play my game?
Can you take the pain, soaked up like acid rain?

TERRIBLE simile. Terrible.

You coward! You dork! You don't know how far you sunk!
What, you think you can get up and get crunk?

No transition. Plus, what does ‘Up and get crunk’ mean? Nothing.

You're nothing more than a no-name punk!
Bet the only time you talk sense is when you're dead drunk.

First line again acknowledges why Vab lost the first round. Second line makes no sense whatsoever.

How sad. You're that bad. What's the matter? Gettin' mad?
You think you're the next big fad? You're 'bout as cool as my dad.

Worst. Simile/rhyme. Ever.

You can't compete, so accept defeat.
Don't make me repeat that you can't keep a beat.

Probably the best bar in his rap. Good job!

I could go on and on, talk 'bout your sorry friends and mother;
You brought K4E into this; why not another?

Why not another what? Another person? Huh? No sense.

I got friends, but where do you turn to in the end?
On whom can you depend? Who do you have to defend?

Thanks for clarifying once more that you have a name. Three strikes, you suck.

You'll wind up dead, and nothing more will be said.
Your sorry ass won't get a tear; I'm everything you should fear.

Two bars combined into one, I think. As far as I know, It SHOULD look like this :

You’ll wind up dead,//
And nothing more will be said.//
Your sorry ass won’t get a tear//
I’m everything that you should fear//

In that case, these two bars suck because they don’t transition, Once again.

Back off and step down. You can't shock with sound.
Every pound for pound will nail you to the ground.

No. Fucking. Sense. Whatsoever.

Leave you for dead, like the scum that you are.
When you measure up to me, you're only sub-par.

! Wow! Guess what I have to say about this one and transitions?

You lay it on shallow, never make it thick;
Just get the hell out of my face, you friggin' prick!

. .

You want more? Do you know what's in store?
You'll wind up sore and poor facin' Garlador!

Not bad.

Now it's over and done. Wake up to reality!
What? No longer havin' fun? Just wait till your fatality!

Wow! Did he just use pretty much the same rhyme he used on his last rap, meaning this wasn’t much of a freestyle at all? You know, I think he did!

~~~~~

Vab wins.

How the hell can Garlador's stuff be "outta Dr. Seuss?" What the hell are you smoking? Garlador has never been about direct attacks (although there were plenty of them), but rather of psychological thisthingisdisableds that make sense to whoever reads them. Every one gets something different out of it, like a modern art piece. That takes time and effort, and for a free-style, no-stop rap, that's HELLA good. I KNOW I couldn't internal rhyme four times in a heart-beat. And, for the record, the only real "unoriginal" thing he did was end it ALWAYS does... with a Fatality. Now, screw popularity. You think Garlador is popular here? He's been around a while, but he sure as hell ain't popular (no offense, Gar.) I'm amazed at what he put out. Considering I've never SEEN the guy swear, that was intense stuff he put out, and obvious is quite pissed. I'm sure he has tons more that he could have said, and I, for one, think it takes real genius and balls to stay "screw you" instead of the all-too-obvious "fuck you." That's STYLE. Restaint. While I'm not sure if that's best for this thread, that's his personality. Reread his stuff, and if it doesn't make sense, then you're the fucking retard. Don't give a fuck what K4E thinks, or what the hell all these other fucking newbies think. Who had the better rap? And for a fucking freestyle, there isn't any fucking bars, or stanzas, or measures, or chorus. What the hell do you think this is, American Idol? I think vab's was good. Certain, it was good. But you know what? IT was unoriginal. It was the same angst-ridden, ganster I-fucked-your-mother-and-girlfriend stuff that I hear on BET and MTV all the time. I'm sick to death of it. It's uncreative in theme, and, for the most part, his second verse never even attack Garlador! Vab, you attack K4E. What the hell was up with that? Sorry, bro, but if you want to battle it out, you should have spent more time on Garlador and less on K4E, and that's my main beef. Garlador, friend or not, struck back with style, patience, and a level, albeit angry, head, resulting in "intellectual" rhymes (scary shit, for all you fucking retards who don't get it), rather than the overused "fuck you, fuck that" shit I hear every thirty seconds on TV. This ain't a popularity contest. It's talent, and talent is what I'm looking at. Both of these guys have talent, but one is a sketch-book artist, and the other is a Da Vinci. I'm not sure what the hell happened here, but Garlador's stuff was better. Simple. No biased opinions. Read it. I just say it takes guts not to drop F-bombs so easily.

"Go for the jugular?" Listen, I'm kinda confused right now. I know it's a rap battle and all, but I will say it pisses me off when people bring others I care for out and present them as whores. Yeah, I could have easily say "f*ck you", but that's not who I am or what I'm about. I swear to god that if this stuff was for real, I would kill Vab, no questions asked, and not metaphorically. I would literally travel to his house and kill him. But, I know that's not what he meant (well, I sure HOPE so), so there's no angst or hate in my heart. However, I would gladly take any chance to lash back. Any thing you say to me, Vab, I can take. No problem. You think I'm an unoriginal pussy? Fine by me. You think I'm a dick-head with no future and weak rhymes? Suit yourself. However, you did cross a line when you brought Kitana4ever into this. I just happen to love that girl with all of my heart, and if you want to, we can rap back and forth till hell freezes over for all I care, 'cause for every attack on HER, I'll be sure to reply tenfold. Okay? We got that clear? Simply enough language for you? I don't want to go off topic (yeah, too late), but I SWEAR I will make you suffer if you ever mention her in an ill way again. You do NOT want to see me blow up. Fatality.

I wish all the stufu newbies would get off this thread...
Um... okay. I have a question. If Vab DOES reply with another insult to K4E, Garlador WILL explode. So, um, if that happens, will we go into a third round, because untapped potential will be seen? I don't normally do this, but... Vab, grow some balls and insult K4E again. I don't think you'll like the results... or are you chicken? Wait... I'm not on any sides here. I just want to see some action. It's obvious BOTH of these guys have a LOT more to say... soooo... maybe 2 rounds isn't enough. C'mon, NeoScorpion, extend the life of this one a bit. I want to HEAR MORE! Maybe Vab can redeem himself in my eyes. Maybe Garldor and fuck his critics with some truly pissed-off lyrics. Mad geniuses, both of them. Oh, and I'll be analyzing both of their raps on my own, too. Well, what'll it be?