Kickass.. I'm post# 200..

Anywho.. My vote goes to K4E

Hey K4E, half the shit in your rap didn't even rhyme, LOL.

Look here you bitch-ass ho,
why don't
you go rape your retarded
brother and get the fuck OFF this
show, I have to tell
ya that you had me for a while,
but now that I'm back you're
gonna feel some denial, go
your ass back to Mini-Dick jungle
cause the one I got is WAY
too much for you to handle.
Don't go sayin' shit
that you can't
even understand, I'm
gettin tired havin' to
show you how it stands.
listen up, maybe your good
and maybe your bad but
the way you are in the end
it's kinda sad, by the way,
where the fuck'd you get
your name? ya sound like one
of them alien-motherfuckers
offa star trek with no
rhyme to gain. Bitch
Bitch Bitch whats up with
yo attitude Feelin like
like you own the place?
nuh uh mothafucka cause this
time I run the race. Move
move move yo ass out the way,
if you wanna take me down
go ahead but don't go
actin so fuckin gay!
bitch I'll send you
to hell
so you can suck the devil's
balls, then gonna rap ur ass up
in plastic and put you in
the fucking walls. Now
bitch, if you ain't got
nothing better to rhyme, go
give a homeless dude a blowjob
and you might luckily get
urself 3 quarters and a dime.


HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......bitch!!!!

Dude, what the fuck are you talking about half her shit didn't rhyme? Man you're just coming up with excuses. first you said her shit didn't make sence, which I can say the same for your's and now you're saying her stuff didn't rhyme? Maybe you should go back and read half the shit you wrote and reminisce on that for a while.

Anyway, to prove to you that her shit did rhyme, here it is!

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So you think that you can stand up to someone like me,
Boy just sit down and accept defeat,
You got your ass beat by a girl,
In front of the whole MK world,
From the beginning you never had a clue,
All the things I can do to you,
So stop lyin and thinking that you're the man,
You're just a little boy who will never understand,
You're another fake balla running around,
Trying to play your game all over town,
And I thought I should let you know,
Your dick's no bigger than the size of a Cheetoh,
You're not the one all the girls dream of,
You've got a face only a mother could love,
You s-s-stutter like you're a little slow,
And I think its about time for you to go,
Next time your in C-H-I- to the C-A, G-O,
Just let me know,
And I'll be sure to show you face to face,
That victory has such a sweet taste,
So move on down, and lets see who's next cuz,
You've proven yourself that you're not the best.

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Now, if you can't tell that her shit rhymed, you're kind of an idiot, or you just can't read... one or the other. My vote's for K4E.

Pardon me, but I'd like to say,
this is an interuption, cuz ya'll shit sucks,
replying to threads on MKO,
trying to look cool?
you look like a hoe,
you all say you can rap,
you can't, its all crap,
I've seen better shit from Wayne Brady,
Ya'll ain't no Slim Shady,
You all want blood,
Im here starting to flood,
your rhymes suck worst than a vacuum,
I feel like im Sub-Zero about to finish you off,
I maybe the rookie,
but I'm like Lebron King James,
ya'll like Karl Malone, finished.
this is my game, I own this shit,
So just give it up,
just like my clock,
your times are up.



that was my 1st rap evar, Jaybe pmed me n he might need a replacement and told me to make a rap n put it here or pm.

btw I vote for K4E.

Choose who you want, I don't care if I win or lose, the main thing is that I tried the best I could and I'm very proud of myself for this being my first rap battle, Good luck to Kitana4Ever if she wins.

P.S. Hey SubScorpTile, I like your new avatar.

Not bad Subscorptile... I know that was kind of your trial rap, but...

Yo, so you think you're tough enough?
I PMd you cuz i thought that you'd be up to snuff
But after that weak shit, I called your bluff
You just a pussy, fuckin Powderpuff...

I COULD be Karl Malone
And still be in the zone
Cuz I'm all alone, with a style all my own
When it comes to spittin on the microphone
This aint personal, but for that rap you must atone
Actin like you grown... but back to the Karl Malone, pun

Fuck Lebron James, I'm Jordan son
Your ass Pussy Galore, I got the golden gun
My rhymes could kill, but I'll just set to stun
I'm Professor X, and this is hip-hop 101

And you want to fill my shoes?
You couldn't fill my jockstrap
Slim, you got one shot to write a hot rap

But I'm feelin generous, I might give you one mo'
Just don't fuck around, I won't give my crown to a ho

sorry, couldn't help it... it was like a reflex... it was a pitch right over the plate, I had to knock that shit out of the ballpark

hi I'd like to battle

Sheesh. We really can't have anyone else sign up right now. Maybe for MKO RAP Battle 3...
Oh, and stop flaming and dissing Jams. His stuff isn't that bad, really. And even if you do have a problem with his rap and rhymes... keep it to yourself. Simply vote, and leave it at that. We certainly don't want to frighten the young talent away from his endevours. Fatality.

Jams, you both did 2 verses, so no need to respond with another rap... plus i think she beat you, but I can't slight you if you put up your best... just wasn't good enough.

OK, let me clear up any confusion. This coming Saturday, I'll be gone on vacation for a week. I doubt that I will have access to a computer w/ internet capabilities, thus i won't be able to post, and will have to drop out of the battle.

I sincerely don't want to drop out, so i have a request:
If I'm drawn during the week of my absence, skip that battle until I get back (my opponent and I would be frozen as the tourney continued)...
OR
simply take a week's break from the 24th - 31st

This is NOT a petition to NeoScorpion. I have already discussed this with him... and anywaze I doubt I'm popular enough to warrant a petition, lol. This is simply a consensus to see if the rest of the participants (both voters and contestants) would allow me to stay in.

I realize this may be asking a lot, so if you think it selfish or a waste, I won't take offense to you telling me to go to Hell... however, if I'm unable to find a suitable replacement, I believe it is in the best interest of all involved. Competition would bring out the best in everyone rapping, and it would damn sure make for a better show. I'm sure vets like Blade-Tsung, Neoscorpion, Garlador, etc need a challenge.

The choice, is up to you. Whether I'm the tournament or not, good luck to everyone.

No bitch I know I'm tough enough,
You called my bluff? Seems like you just suck out this stuff.
Just a pussy? fuckin powerpuff? just wtf?

You could be Karl Malone,
You are Karl Malone,
He returned to the NBA last season and stunk the place up,
Just like you did with this Rap,
Im sick of this fuckin crap.

Bitch, Jordan is all washed up,
Lebron is on the rise, and Jordan done,
just like you will be when this rap is done,
this isn't fun, just pathetic,
You say you were setting your rhymes to stun? wtf, you were just talking about powerpuff.

I don't want to fill your shoes I want to start my own legacy,
I'm Kobe Bryant and your Shaq, your gone, im my own star,
Hey I just moved you.

What crown? You got nothing to account for,
I feel like I'm filling in for Christopher Reeves for a starring Super-Man role,
Just to easy, and your rap is just that sleezy.

You just knocked it out of the ball park?,
Looks like it was just a fall down to me,
Bitch please your over, and Im walking tall.

betta check yoself.

oOoOh! that's what i'm talkin about! huge improvement over the last rap... I knew if I pissed you off you'd show me somethin...

Like I said, that was a better rap
But you pushed me, now I gotta battle back

No doubt, you threw some good disses at me
But your flow was slow, your rhymes were crappy
Legacy? moved me? Malone and stunk?
See I can take your own lyrics, and twist them punk

A lyrical slam dunk, don't get stepped on homie
Damn right I'm rap Shaq, and you lil Kobe
I'll win even if I miss every damn free-throw b
I'm more dark than Vader, and you Ben Kenobi

Comparin MJ to LB, is like comparin you to me
The only similarity: number twenty-three
"Uh, Subscorptile's OK, but he's no Jaybe"
You say Jordan's outdated? Lebron is overrated
See I Bush'd you, may have mis-under-estimated
But you still got no flow, like your brain is constipated

So next time you're typin, tryin to get a hit out
Try rockin back n forth, it might be easier to get your shit out

sorry, we're spamming the thread... but i think it's pretty obvious K4E won, so we're just waiting for the next battle to be announced...

please answer the request I stated earlier, through PM, whether it be a yes or no...

IF people don't object to me staying in, I'll talk to NeoScorp, but first I need to know what the majority of opinions are.

IF the majority reject my proposal, then my replacement will be: Subscorptile

whoa whoa whoa calm down you'll be gone for like a week! you'll be back in time, SST can wait till the next tournament... maybe he can sit back and read Yates, or whitman same for jamshead who doesn't know what a rhyme scheme is NOW I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU NEED ONE (* Justincredible *) we're not here to write sonnets, but if not rhyming was part of your style, props... you attempted something different...

Thank you everyone for your votes.

*shameless bump to stop the thread from slipping to the back of the board*

oh, btw, thanx for letting me stay on... i feel my run isn't over yet, and would hate to have gone out like that... props to SST for his raps, and hopefully I'll see him in a future MKO battle

EDIT: uh, blade... you're not talking about me battlin with K4E are you? K4E was up against Jamheads... I just had some random shit with Subscorptile because I thought I was gonna need a replacement homie

Well, my vote also goes to K4E

Wow, Subscorptile gots some skill, I wonder why he/she is not in this tournament.

SubScorpTile Wrote: Pardon me, but I'd like to say, this is an interuption, cuz ya'll shit sucks, replying to threads on MKO, trying to look cool? you look like a hoe, you all say you can rap, you can't, its all crap, I've seen better shit from Wayne Brady, Ya'll ain't no Slim Shady, You all want blood, Im here starting to flood, your rhymes suck worst than a vacuum, I feel like im Sub-Zero about to finish you off, I maybe the rookie, but I'm like Lebron King James, ya'll like Karl Malone, finished. this is my game, I own this shit, So just give it up, just like my clock, your times are up. that was my 1st rap evar, Jaybe pmed me n he might need a replacement and told me to make a rap n put it here or pm. btw I vote for K4E.

Meh, I'll give it a try:

So the game already started, and I didnt press start,
you lucky I aint in this, or I'd verbally tear your ass apart,
people here saying they got the skills and showin off their rhymes,
bitch please I see nothing more than words that would be on the Times,
nigga please yo shit is whak
stop acting black you aint nothin but a cracker, jack,
you started this crap and I'm finishin it,
hell your words stink like your mommas clit,
yo I had you momma in bed last night we be making our own porn,
she said I got a bigger dick than you cause your's hasnt grown since you were born,
I made her wet the sheets the pillows the blankets,
boy the way she sounded last night I know she wasnt fakin it,
then your dad comes in the room tastes a piece of my fist,
his ass went down faster then your mom on my dick,
now he got conditions that are untreatable,
he should've known like a swollen penis I'm unbeatable,
now give me my title I earned this belt,
dont worry losing to me dont make you look bad it just makes you look like everyone else

well since Kitana has gotten more votes... She advances... no hard feelings...

problems with the thread yeah, MKO's been reel fuked up with me as of late...but I'm here now so it goes as follows...

- R O S T E R -

Garlador
Torchia
error-Macro
LuoisTypo
ItsVab you 1st!
and NeoScorpion

Bajar < SubZedox (RIP to your homeboy by the way)
ShaolinChuan < UREIKO
Eldersin < Saxtard
Juastincredible < Blade-Tsung
Elder_god < Jaybe
Jamshead < Kitana4Ever

Waiting any time...
Fatality.

Lemme jus say this, Garlador
will be done far before
I’ve even stepped up an begun.
crying when the records just spun.
quickly trying to think up a pun.
My rap skills are the source to beat,
can’t get help from your sorcery.
So I suggest gaming till you’re dead,
instead of laming up this thread.
since I only know your profile quips,
guess that means I can spit no vile rips.
So I have to bait out your attack
and wait until you rap.
then you’ll be paid 10x back
any sort of shit you give me
so if you don’t wanna quit your living
don’t use all your skill.
cause to us you’re useless killed.
we like to hear your info from posting
don’t want your ass in limbo toasting
to other mother fuckers, who were in my way.
From now on you’ll choose the words you say
cause you know posting your verse was a mistake
can’t do this and beat me, skill and long winded
my first diss will be goin after you’ve gone again
so you better breathe out a better something
You only get a limited number of breaths
and every minute theres a number of deaths
you’re about to be 6-4-4-6-9
hope you know bitch your soul is mine.
”waiting any time”
bitch are you baiting MY rhyme?
or did you mean “Wasting Alex’s. N’ Your time”
yeah I used the same rhyme twice,
do it again! Cause I don’t wanna give, his lame mind plight.
Even though deep down he knows it’s game night,
but for him it’s game over, he’s dead.
wishin he never came over to this thread.


Alex~Vab

Sorry, just woke up and checked inbox *goes for food*
EDIT: mispelled the word "hear"

C'mon now; that the best you can do?
If that's all you got, then you're already through.
Truth be told, everything they behold
Is nothing but a mold of something waiting to unfold.
The darkness maskin' your eyes;
Rappin' styles collide and clash with lyrical lies.
The surround sound, heard all around,
Always found, seeks you out like a blood-hound.
Now you've fallen short; petty, shallow rhymes
(Now your soul is mine!)
You didn't have the tact to act;
Face the music and face the facts.
Where do I start? Where do I begin?
Screw it all. Time to "Finish Him."
You don't have the insight. You can't "Test Your Might."
You lack the will to fight; too blind to the light;
A desperate plea to outdo me, but in this reality,
It's simply not meant to be; can't you see?
I could go on and on, but the list is too long,
And after I'm gone, they'll still be spinnin' MY song.
So, now I have to be what I need to be, what's inside of me.
Time to wake up to reality; end this hypocrisy.
No more mockin' me. You can't talk to me!
The time has come to bring this to finality.
End it like I always do: This is your FATALITY!

Garlador Wrote: C'mon now; that the best you can do? If that's all you got, then you're already through. Truth be told, everything they behold Is nothing but a mold of something waiting to unfold. The darkness maskin' your eyes; Rappin' styles collide and clash with lyrical lies. The surround sound, heard all around, Always found, seeks you out like a blood-hound. Now you've fallen short; petty, shallow rhymes (Now your soul is mine!) You didn't have the tact to act; Face the music and face the facts. Where do I start? Where do I begin? Screw it all. Time to "Finish Him." You don't have the insight. You can't "Test Your Might." You lack the will to fight; too blind to the light; A desperate plea to outdo me, but in this reality, It's simply not meant to be; can't you see? I could go on and on, but the but the list is too long, And after I'm gone, they'll still be spinnin' MY song. So, now I have to be what I need to be, what's inside of me. Time to wake up to reality; end this hypocrisy. No more mockin' me. You can't talk to me! The time has come to bring this to finality. End it like I always do: This is your FATALITY!

This sealed my vote. Not that I wasn't partially biased anyway There is nothing Vab could do to top that one. Great job Garlie! *Smooches*

site working again? shit. I'll follow up tomorrow..

haha..right.. can't beat that whatever. its 1:50 am..gotta wake up @8 for job interview or i'd go now...will post sometime tomorrow

alex~Vab