illu§ion Wrote: LOL, "So clean it up and pop that pimple, I'll break it down, eventhough its rather simple". Very nice lyrics, K4E.

LOL thanks! I try!

Wow, Kitana4ever. U should have at least wated for the second round before perfoming a fatality. Half your flow already did the job. Its like you took Jam's head and smashed it 21 times into his ass and farted on him. Jam's flow needs to be way better than his first because even if he bring something 50% better it wouldn't even be able to mess with that weakest link flow. Damn Kitana u could have at least held back a little; if you were holding back with this flow you just dropped then that is bad news for Jam. Jam wasn't too bad by the way, ok well may be a little bit.

Damn! You own, K4E! I do not want to be against you!

lol at the barbie punchline.

Look here bitch, I ain't got time to waste, so if you wanna stick to the top try and pick up your pace, none of ur shit made any since at all, limp dick you say? bitch it's 3 feet tall. Your rap was lame so why don't you take your shit back to sesame street, cause the way I'm rappin this u better just get comfortable and take a seat, keep that shit up and I'm gonna start the shellin', don't bring ur ass back here again or ur gonna feel some repellin, back out now so you don't get ashamed, just run away cause ur ryhme is TOO fuckin lame, Show me watcha got if you wanna win this battle, otherwise just get down on ur knees and suck my 3 feet rattle.

Whoever F'd up the lay-out, EDIT!!

*Ahem* A decisive blow in retaliation, yet still somehow restrained... ooo, I love that in a woman. As cruel and punk as the first entry was, K4E proves that subtle insults work best. Yee-ouch. K4E gets my vote. Fatality.

damn, people are already voting and K4E hasn't even responded with a second verse yet, lol... let's see it (even though i'm sure who i'm gonna vote for)

oh, and Moogleman er w/e fukt up the format but it's all good now


Garlador, how is saying that Jams has a small cock and is a 3 minute (er, 3 second) man subtle? lol

Like your sig, Garlador.

Even though I think jamheads is a little bitch, his first rap made me laugh. K4E "weakest link" line I thought was one of her worst. Setting it up by saying his rhymes and style are fly. Since when is that bad thing? Im just pissed this thing is turning into a popularity contest. Voting for kitana before she even writes one letter. Didnt realise we were still in highschool.

actually, she said:

"You rhyme like your style is fly"

mocking him

but i feel where you're comin from GJ... let both rappers spit and judge afterwards... this brings me to my question: if some1 in the battle chooses not to submit a second verse within the alotted 48 hours, are they DQ'd or is it just taken into account in judging of the battle overall?

oh and Garlador, that sig is pretty swank bro

EDIT: anyone care to answer my question?

I didn't vote for her until I saw her retort... however, I know her and her work well enough to see that jam's simply didn't measure up (it's a fact, man.) Oh... and I'm glad people like my sig. Fatality.

I don't think he did bad at all. He just had the bad luck of going first and setting himself up for the imminent comebacks. If K4E would have gone first, Jam would have had more ammo to shoot back with. Fatality.

goddamnit people, I thought having a girl would have trouble but I didn't expect it's be concidered a popularity contest look I understand garlador voting for her since I know he's read the MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SONGS SHE WRITES on a weekly basis but people think of her as a name and not as a girl, remeber guys breast are alluring but chicks are vile, vile creatures... I DO NOT WANT ANY ANIMOSITY I believe Kitana would respect your opinion better this way...

Thanks for the nice words Garlador, I think I would have done better if I went second and K4E had went first. Don't worry, I got more where that came from, I think K4E is busy looking for more of those INTELLIGENT words in her Dictionary.

I vote for K4E. Not a popularity wise but what she said. I haven't been here in a while (I'm in college...well summer transition program and start in the fall) but alot of shit has been going on. Shame. Anyways, I can't wait to see more. I don't know when I will come back online.

waaat, K4E's was great and I couldnt understand moogleman's(sorry bro) I actually laughed out load a couple of times reading those lyrics. I want to enter this know, oh well.

... ... moogle didn't even rap

So you think that you can stand up to someone like me,
Boy just sit down and accept defeat,
You got your ass beat by a girl,
In front of the whole MK world,
From the beginning you never had a clue,
All the things I can do to you,
So stop lyin and thinking that you're the man,
You're just a little boy who will never understand,
You're another fake balla running around,
Trying to play your game all over town,
And I thought I should let you know,
Your dick's no bigger than the size of a Cheetoh,
You're not the one all the girls dream of,
You've got a face only a mother could love,
You s-s-stutter like you're a little slow,
And I think its about time for you to go,
Next time your in C-H-I- to the C-A, G-O,
Just let me know,
And I'll be sure to show you face to face,
That victory has such a sweet taste,
So move on down, and lets see who's next cuz,
You've proven yourself that you're not the best.

oooh... it's official

K4E's rhymes were lengthy, witty, and had impeccable flow, while Jamheads' raps were kind of *chuckle* short

Damn, Jam got sunk like a boat in shit weather
So my I gotta give my vote to Kitana4Ever

Jaybe2K4 Wrote: oooh... it's official K4E's rhymes were lengthy, witty, and had impeccable flow, while Jamheads' raps were kind of *chuckle* short Damn, Jam got sunk like a boat in shit weather So my I gotta give my vote to Kitana4Ever

The short joke was hilarious

Kitana4ever Wrote: So you think that you can stand up to someone like me, Boy just sit down and accept defeat, You got your ass beat by a girl, In front of the whole MK world, From the beginning you never had a clue, All the things I can do to you, So stop lyin and thinking that you're the man, You're just a little boy who will never understand, You're another fake balla running around, Trying to play your game all over town, And I thought I should let you know, Your dick's no bigger than the size of a Cheetoh, You're not the one all the girls dream of, You've got a face only a mother could love, You s-s-stutter like you're a little slow, And I think its about time for you to go, Next time your in C-H-I- to the C-A, G-O, Just let me know, And I'll be sure to show you face to face, That victory has such a sweet taste, So move on down, and lets see who's next cuz, You've proven yourself that you're not the best.

DAMN she beat you bad lol K4E definitley won this round lol.

K4E got 5-6 votes there (only 3 if you just count the ones after her second verse)... either way I think she advances...

Jamheads "you are the weakest link..." so get yo ass outta hurr eL Oh eL

don't sweat it Jams, better luck next time Stick around and vote. wait... you voted against me when i slaughtered (or battled, same difference) Elder_God... ah well, you don't have any taste, I won't hold that against you

can somebody answer my question tho? if you don't post your second verse within the 48 hr period, are you DQ'd? or is it just taken into account when people vote?

EDIT: uh, kick ass, I'm the 198th post

Can I join this if someone backs out plz