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Stupid Questions with MKS
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posted04/01/2006 10:38 PM (UTC)by
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01/01/2006 04:59 AM (UTC)
Have there ever been certain stupid things you've wondered about but never wanted to ask others what the answers were 'cause you were afraid of what others might think of you for even thinking about 'em? Well, if you are anything like me, bois and gurls, then the answer is "every day, great lover of mine."


The purpose of this thread is simple: Ask a stupid question you honestly don't know the answer to and hopefully somebody here DOES know the answer and will provide the answer. That's all there is to it, so let me start:

Q: If a dog has sex with its sister and she ends up pregnant, do the babies come out mentally retarded? If so, what is a mentally retarded dog like (physically and personality-wise)?


P.S. I admit that this thread has SOME similarities to the "Drive By Post" thread, but this one is EXCLUSIVELY for stupid questions and the answers for those stupid questions. So, IMO, both threads can co-exist peacefully.

P.P.S. If anybody wants to post something along the lines of "Why did you create such a stupid thread?" or something like that, let's get it out of the way right now. Whether or not this thread succeeds of fails miserably is entirely up to you, but until that happens, let's try to answer at least SOME of life's biggest (stupid) questions.
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 •01/23/2006 04:18 AM (UTC) •
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It's funny you brought this up MKS.... My mom and I were asking each other "How do they get that cherry along with that juice in there?" LOL tongue


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 •01/23/2006 04:23 AM (UTC) •
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EmmKayEss Wrote:
Have there ever been certain stupid things you've wondered about but never wanted to ask others what the answers were 'cause you were afraid of what others might think of you for even thinking about 'em? Well, if you are anything like me, bois and gurls, then the answer is "every day, great lover of mine."


The purpose of this thread is simple: Ask a stupid question you honestly don't know the answer to and hopefully somebody here DOES know the answer and will provide the answer. That's all there is to it, so let me start:

Q: If a dog has sex with its sister and she ends up pregnant, do the babies come out mentally retarded? If so, what is a mentally retarded dog like (physically and personality-wise)?



The offspring will not be mentally retarded, but will lack other deficiencies since its chromosomes from both parents are so alike. The major side affect that will occur with these animals is that they will be highly vulnerable to minute sickness that in other dogs is not life threatening since the variability in chromosomes allows them to fight off any sort of disease.

This kind of case is the most recognized in modern day Cheetahs. Through years of inbreeding, the present day populations of Cheetahs are so alike that if a major disease were to enter their population the entire species as a whole can suffer dramatically.
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 •01/23/2006 04:25 AM (UTC) •
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I can't help you with your dog question. I would assume that the result of incest would be pretty similar for most mammels? Dunno. I can't actually say i've heard of it happening before. Maybe it's instinctual in dogs and such that they steer clear of the rest of their litter when looking for a mate or something? Interesting question though. Edit: Good stuff AfghanBlade.

I have another animal sex question of my own. If dolphins have "sex" for pleasure, is there bi-curious dolphins? Like, would a hot female dolphin hook up with another hot female dolphin behind the coral for a few discreet moments of aquapassion, then split ways?

Hey, it is the stupid questions thread. And a cool thread indeed.
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 •01/23/2006 04:28 AM (UTC) •
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Like, would a hot female dolphin hook up with another hot female dolphin behind the coral for a few discreet moments of aquapassion, then split ways?



That part made me LOL too much to even try to think of the answer tongue

P.S. Mods, I promise this'll be among the very few times I spam my own thread. It'll be nothing like my "Topics" thread in that sense (at least I hope not) smile
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 •01/23/2006 04:33 AM (UTC) •
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I can't help you with your dog question. I would assume that the result of incest would be pretty similar for most mammels? Dunno. I can't actually say i've heard of it happening before. Maybe it's instinctual in dogs and such that they steer clear of the rest of their litter when looking for a mate or something? Interesting question though.

I have another animal sex question of my own. If dolphins have "sex" for pleasure, is there bi-curious dolphins? Like, would a hot female dolphin hook up with another hot female dolphin behind the coral for a few discreet moments of aquapassion, then split ways?

Hey, it is the stupid questions thread. And a cool thread indeed.


Actually, believe or not, homosexuality(to some extent) exists in almost every mammal. There is no curious side to them such as humans, but when competing for mates some males/females get left out at times, so in order to fulfill their desires they just start looking for another of their kind, regardless of the gender. I did my first year zoology ISU on this issue.

In other cases, there maybe cross breeding between similar animals:

Lion + Tiger = Liger

Donkey + Horse = Mule

PS- I'm not sure about curiosity among Dolphins, I reckon they have similar behaviour as us due to their great intelligence.

My question: How did people first know to drink the liquid that comes out of a cow's tits?
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 •01/23/2006 05:02 AM (UTC) •
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What would the baby of an elephant and a cheetah look like?
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 •01/23/2006 05:31 AM (UTC) •
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Why do we call it "sun rise"? If the sun never rise, we just revolve around it.
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 •01/23/2006 05:44 AM (UTC) •
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Toxik Wrote:
Why do we call it "sun rise"? If the sun never rise, we just revolve around it.


I won't claim that this is the right answer but I think it's most likely from a time when we believed the sun revolved around the earth? Well I think it's a good guess! grin
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 •01/23/2006 05:47 AM (UTC) •
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Nikodemus Wrote:
Toxik Wrote:
Why do we call it "sun rise"? If the sun never rise, we just revolve around it.


I won't claim that this is the right answer but I think it's most likely from a time when we believed the sun revolved around the earth? Well I think it's a good guess! grin


Hhmm.. that's probably why then. Interesting.
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 •01/23/2006 02:19 PM (UTC) •
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Q: What would happen if you took a laxative and 2-3 Imodiums at the same time?
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 •01/23/2006 02:38 PM (UTC) •
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Afghanblade Wrote:My question: How did people first know to drink the liquid that comes out of a cow's tits?

I think they realised this based on the fact that mammals had something in common with humans; breasts and the ability to give milk to their offspring. It's possible that when we made that connection, we deciding that keeping animals alive to yield milk and offspring was more useful for long-term survival than killing them and eating once.
My stupid quesiton: why were humans the only creatures able to evolve on such a massive scale; to make it a little easier to understand, why is it that while every single other animal evolved, we were the only ones to create massive societies, weapons, languages, while other animals didn't? Examples: why didn't wolves become bi-peds and start making axes with stone and rock at the same time we did while on another continent, while primates did? Why are dolphins, pigs, and crows deemed to be so intelligent, and yet couldn't become more than what they are today?
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 •01/23/2006 02:47 PM (UTC) •
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Well, if wolves evolved to use weapons, they would need to have hands to hold the weapons. They would also become much weaker as a result of using weapons and brainpower instead of their teeth. The same applies to all the other examples. Easy question this one!

The same thing has happened to us. Compare a man to a chimp. A chimp is way stronger! It could tear you apart with ease! Fear the Chimp!

Language actually stems from intelligent strategies which early hunting humans used to communicate ways of outwitting their prey. Some animals do use a form of language anyway.

My stupid question: How many people would it take to beat an average family car in a tug of war?
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 •01/23/2006 02:48 PM (UTC) •
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Do animals dream while they are sleeping, like us, humans?
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•01/23/2006 03:50 PM (UTC) •
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This question is not intended to be offensive in any way.

Why do the citizens of the U.S. call themselves Americans if all the people of the continent are americans as well? what is their true nationality?
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 •01/23/2006 03:53 PM (UTC) •
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USA...ians.

If you cut your left bollock off would your right bollock still be your right bollock?
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•01/23/2006 04:04 PM (UTC) •
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Yes as it is still connected to your right urinary conduct and all the right nervous connections, so it still would be your right ball.

Can anyone answer my question properly?
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 •01/23/2006 04:44 PM (UTC) •
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Mk_FrEaK Wrote:
Yes as it is still connected to your right urinary conduct and all the right nervous connections, so it still would be your right ball.

Can anyone answer my question properly?


What's that supposed to mean?
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 •01/23/2006 05:11 PM (UTC) •
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Who is the author of this thread?
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•01/23/2006 06:33 PM (UTC) •
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FLSTYLE Wrote:
Mk_FrEaK Wrote:
Yes as it is still connected to your right urinary conduct and all the right nervous connections, so it still would be your right ball.

Can anyone answer my question properly?


What's that supposed to mean?


It's a Stupid question thread, not a stupid answer thread grin
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 •01/23/2006 07:09 PM (UTC) •
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Mk_FrEaK Wrote:
FLSTYLE Wrote:
Mk_FrEaK Wrote:
Yes as it is still connected to your right urinary conduct and all the right nervous connections, so it still would be your right ball.

Can anyone answer my question properly?


What's that supposed to mean?


It's a Stupid question thread, not a stupid answer thread grin


Why should a stupid question get anything other than a stupid answer?
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•01/23/2006 07:13 PM (UTC) •
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Read the first thread, then you'll know why, end of discussion.
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 •01/23/2006 07:34 PM (UTC) •
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How come I have to speak French in my own country (french is not my native language)?
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 •01/23/2006 08:22 PM (UTC) •
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How come MKS has a hot sig?
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 •01/23/2006 11:24 PM (UTC) •
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How come MKS has a hot sig?


'Cause I'm cool like that.


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