Wow what do you know, a thread called "Stupid Questions" and look who is asking the most^. Thank you so much MKS, honestly, I mean that question up there could've become an actual thread!

Another really stupid (and somewhat gross) question:

Q: Do I actually lose any weight every time I take a massive dump? If so, how much weight do I lose, a pound or 2?

Well, unlike some I actually talk about the thread title and not the user.What are you going to do, nobody is perfect.


Besides, I'm bored so I take advantage of the thread instead of insult other users which is as you can say"stupid"

Well, take your weight before eating and after and finally after taking said dump, you'll see that you have won, then lost weight. HeY! You are getting things inside you, wich take space and have a weight, so of course. I am actually such a pig that in a day where I ate not particularly more than usual and I had dropped 7 pounds after the dump and if you look at my pic in the profile I am far from fat... actually I am Zé skinny.

I finally give a question after anwsering so many:

Who agrees with Einstein's theory that stupidity and universe are the only infinite things? And please... don't need answer about the universe's infinity...

It depends on how massive it really is.

Are you trying to say is you? lol

No! Stop watching porn.

As long as they're over 18, I would help them practice.



In answer to the question, I doubt it and I would be very suprised if that was the case. However, the female members may be able to shed light on this.

Denial equals admission! It's true, chicks practice everything they would ever do to a guy with their hottest girlfriends! I saw it in a porn once, so it's gotta be true!

While I won't deny that I watch porn, my question came from what is said in "Cruel Intentions".

Cruel Intentions is an awesome movie!!The part where the blond is having an orgasm is the best scene. lol


Here's one:

Is it true, that if you drop the penny from a tall building like the Empire State Building for example and it hits someone on the head, will they die or is this just a myth?

It is, in mythbusters, they showed it is.

Yup, on that show the coin bearly even broke the dudes the skin.

I know its old, but I think I can answer the horse-breaking-leg-and-shooting-it question. I doubt it has anything to do with the horse no longer being valuable or anything, because many riders and owners would have a bond too strong to the horse to just kill it for the sake of keeping their time and money.
I think it's because the horse dies eventually from shock and agony after breaking its legs. Most people wanna be as merciful as they can and kill it ASAP. I went to a horse-race once where a horse broke its leg, they immediately threw a blanket over it and shot it in the head, despite being in front of a huge audience. The pain and agony of the horse was obviously much more important to the owner than the audience's comfort.

Oh, and here's some more questions:

- What would Metallica be like today if Cliff had never died?
- Would the Misfits still be going strong today if Danzig had never left/become a dickhead?


My guess is only the first one will be answered...

Stop watching PBS.

Metallica would actually kick ass today and throughout the 90s like they did in the 80s (and even put bands like Killswitch Engage, Shadows Fall, Lamb Of God, God Forbid, and In Flames to shame, instead of the other way around)


Absolutely

Here's mine:

Q: Who would win in a fight: Lemmy or God?

Trick question, Lemmy is God!

Thanx for answering btw, even if the misfits one was a little straight-to-the-point

That was answered in a DrPepper commercial; a lover will put up with anything except for his significant other stealing a drink.

Maybe older English didn't have the letter "v"? I know that in French, it is called "double-vee".

I have a dumb question: Say a boy and a girl grow up on a deserted island. (Think The Blue Lagoon.) They each have never known another human being other than themselves. How do they know how to have sex? I mean, they got no parents to tell them about the birds n' the bees. They have no porn to show them how to do it. How does he know to put his hoo-hoo-dilly in her cha-cha? Is it instinct? Just like the way we think it is with the animals? Your thoughts plz.

Also, what is the purpose of yawning? And are yawns indeed contagious?

They might end up having sex as an instinc, yes. There would be no blows or stuff, just straight to the point sex.

He wont leave her for the love of another woman. I guessed that from the lines:
Bonny Tyler: "It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down. Sooner of later you'll be screwing around"
Meatloaf: "No I won't do that...no i wont do that

That song is so fucken awesome.