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GrinningEvilDeath
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To anyone who cares, I'm not banned. I left of my own accord. This place is dead to me now.

01/27/2006 03:58 PM (UTC)
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mkflegend Wrote:
BTW, grinningdeath, to answer your question, I would say God speaks all languages since he's GOD. smile


I didn't ask that question confused
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Toxik
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01/27/2006 04:04 PM (UTC)
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GrinningEvilDeath Wrote:
mkflegend Wrote:
BTW, grinningdeath, to answer your question, I would say God speaks all languages since he's GOD. smile


I didn't ask that question confused


I asked that question. lol
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EmmKayEss
01/27/2006 05:22 PM (UTC)
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I got a good one:

Q: Why can women go to the beach and wear a bikini and be ok about it but would get all freaked out if a guy sees 'em wearing just a bra and panties?
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Blade-Tsung
01/27/2006 05:25 PM (UTC)
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nobrainer
01/27/2006 09:00 PM (UTC)
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EmmKayEss Wrote:
I got a good one:

Q: Why can women go to the beach and wear a bikini and be ok about it but would get all freaked out if a guy sees 'em wearing just a bra and panties?


I'm not sure, but perhaps the bikini gives them a little extra security as well as the fact that they're being seen like that by their own accord. Being caught in your undies and bra would be a sudden embarrasing shock.
Aren't bikinis a tad less revealing too?


MY STUPID QUESTION:

Is it possible to fight of a wild animal with your bare hands and live and what recorded cases of this are there?
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01/28/2006 12:07 AM (UTC)
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Blade-Tsung Wrote:
sad


Another stupid question:

Q: Why did BT edit his post (it used to say "Because women act stupid a lot", btw)? tongue
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mkflegend
01/28/2006 02:21 AM (UTC)
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Toxik Wrote:
GrinningEvilDeath Wrote:
mkflegend Wrote:
BTW, grinningdeath, to answer your question, I would say God speaks all languages since he's GOD. smile


I didn't ask that question confused


I asked that question. lol



ooopppppssss lol, my fault.


BTW, nobrainer it's funny you mention the surviving wild animal attacks, I forgot the site but it's a grewsome site that my friend the other day showed me.I almost got sick to be honest.It was a vid of this little japanese or chinese guy showing off with an alligator.

Well, it didn't work out too well for him.He was petting it on it's head while it's mouth was open, then he was putting his left arm inside it's mouth.After a few times of doing so, the gator just chomped on his arm then he did the death spin or whatever and literally ripped off this guys arm.
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mkflegend
01/28/2006 02:53 AM (UTC)
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Here's a few new ones.


1.Do you believe that anyone who's into "snuff" films are sick, or thats the only way they can get off like any other type of Rated movie?

2.Why do some people pick their noses and eat it afterwards?

3.Would you ever get a tattoo on your penis or if you're a girl on your ........?

4.Do you think all girls suck their own nipples when they masturbate?

5.Which do you prefer, getting drunk, getting laid, or getting high or going to sleep?

6.How old would a person live you think if all they ate were twinkies and ringdings from a child?grin
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01/28/2006 04:06 AM (UTC)
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How come Stephen Hawking is a physicist who cant walk?
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Toxik
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01/28/2006 05:17 AM (UTC)
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Why do we yawn when we see somebody else yawning?
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Blade-Tsung
01/28/2006 05:27 AM (UTC)
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Greatest post of all time.

mkflegend Wrote:
4.Do you think all girls suck their own nipples when they masturbate?

Edit - Because I didn't feel like getting into any stupid arguements over those comments. sad
EmmKayEss Wrote:
Blade-Tsung Wrote:
sad


Another stupid question:

Q: Why did BT edit his post (it used to say "Because women act stupid a lot", btw)? tongue
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Coltess
01/28/2006 05:39 AM (UTC)
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what would a mix between a midgit and a dwarf look like
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nobrainer
01/28/2006 01:17 PM (UTC)
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A dwarf git.
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Toxik
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01/28/2006 07:36 PM (UTC)
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Who is MKO's biggest skank? Danadbab or MKS?
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nobrainer
01/28/2006 08:00 PM (UTC)
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I uncovered their evil plan a long time ago. They are in fact, the same person!
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mkflegend
01/28/2006 08:09 PM (UTC)
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Blade-Tsung Wrote:
Greatest post of all time.

mkflegend Wrote:
4.Do you think all girls suck their own nipples when they masturbate?

Edit - Because I didn't feel like getting into any stupid arguements over those comments. sad
EmmKayEss Wrote:
Blade-Tsung Wrote:
sad


Another stupid question:

Q: Why did BT edit his post (it used to say "Because women act stupid a lot", btw)? tongue


lol.


Toxik, your question.I don't know man.Perhaps it's a mental thing like when we are tired and we see another yawn it provokes us to yawn lol.

I think it might be a similiar effect to this.Some people can look at light and sneeze easier.This is a fact for sure as I have read about it.It doesn't work for all people, but it does for me and my father.The light triggers something and makes you sneeze.

I forgot the detailed facts as to why exactly scientifically, but I remember reading about it a few years ago for sure.


Here's one:

IF you use time travel, go back in time find yourself at a younger age have sex with yourself and go back in time.Will it effect yourself in the present time?Also, technically you're having sex with yourself, so I guess it's not a crime, or is it? lol
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nobrainer
01/28/2006 08:25 PM (UTC)
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MKF, a more definitive paradox is this one: Going back in time and killing your own grandparent. Known as the "Grandmother" paradox, it would result in you not only never having existed, but the result of this fact meaning that you never went back in time to cause your non-existance...


It is paradoxes like these that have lead Scientists to state Time-travel as impossible.

But, in answer to your question; you would have a sore ass.
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01/28/2006 09:52 PM (UTC)
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nobrainer Wrote:
Well, if wolves evolved to use weapons, they would need to have hands to hold the weapons. They would also become much weaker as a result of using weapons and brainpower instead of their teeth. The same applies to all the other examples. Easy question this one!
The same thing has happened to us. Compare a man to a chimp. A chimp is way stronger! It could tear you apart with ease! Fear the Chimp!
Language actually stems from intelligent strategies which early hunting humans used to communicate ways of outwitting their prey.
Some animals do use a form of language anyway.

As interesting as what you wrote was, it didn't answer my question because I asked why only humans evolved like this when there are so many other animals that had/have the intelligence to do the same. sad

I had already answered your question in the same page you had made it.
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01/28/2006 10:28 PM (UTC)
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Toxik Wrote:
Why do we yawn when we see somebody else yawning?

If you hadn't noticed, not only humans do it.
The reason though that it's mostly only humans repeat it it's because we were a very social species since our beginnings(key to us becoming such an advance species) and it was better for survival for everyone to be aware if other slept, in case there was an emergency or anything and it was a way to tell that one had received the message, but it's only a scientifique theory. There might be better ones.
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01/28/2006 10:42 PM (UTC)
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Time travel is theoretically possible through a fluxus-condensator. The thing is, you cant have anything fluxal in your condensators. Or were those transistors? kinda hard to translate it.

Anyway, if the Bubble sorted reality theorem is plausible and true, than we can travel back and kill our forefathers, it would not effect us, since that existence is already in motion. Meaning: this tells us that every unit of existence is self sufficient and if something is considered existant, than it cannot be deleted through various periods of time. Uhhh....

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01/28/2006 10:44 PM (UTC)
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Toxik Wrote:
Who is MKO's biggest skank? Danadbab or MKS?


Neither...and I am not at liberty to say who the biggest skank here is. wink
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01/28/2006 10:44 PM (UTC)
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Chrome Wrote:
Time travel is theoretically possible through a fluxus-condensator. The thing is, you cant have anything fluxal in your condensators. Or were those transistors? kinda hard to translate it.

Anyway, if the Bubble sorted reality theorem is plausible and true, than we can travel back and kill our forefathers, it would not effect us, since that existence is already in motion. Meaning: this tells us that every unit of existence is self sufficient and if something is considered existant, than it cannot be deleted through various periods of time. Uhhh....

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Interesting theory, and what are your views about other portals existing? Remember that movie with Jet Lee called "The One"?
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01/28/2006 10:50 PM (UTC)
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Actually, in theory, one can travel to the futur but going back in time isn't, since one's futur is in theory in the past seing that you are still living something, thus making a present. So, if you went to the past, it wouldn't be YOUR past, but instead someone else's present, not even his past, because his past isn't actually happened yet... You might want to read it a few times...
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01/28/2006 11:00 PM (UTC)
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Chrome Wrote:
Time travel is theoretically possible through a fluxus-condensator. The thing is, you cant have anything fluxal in your condensators. Or were those transistors? kinda hard to translate it.

Anyway, if the Bubble sorted reality theorem is plausible and true, than we can travel back and kill our forefathers, it would not effect us, since that existence is already in motion. Meaning: this tells us that every unit of existence is self sufficient and if something is considered existant, than it cannot be deleted through various periods of time. Uhhh....

I own.


Theoretically, yes. In practice, you'll have to wait a while to see yourself proven correct. Either that, or you've been watching too much Back to the Future.
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01/28/2006 11:09 PM (UTC)
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Toxik Wrote:
Why do we yawn when we see somebody else yawning?


Haven't bothered to research the facts abot yawning, but I hear it's a reaction your body makes when it needs more oxygen, making you react by opening your mouth wider and taking in a deeper breath.

So, let's say you're around people and you start yawning, by ingesting more oxygen, you're effectively taking away some of theirs, forcing them to yawn in an attempt to get back what you too from them...

Yes, it's a joke, but it sounded good at 3am last night when I was thinking about it.
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