The reasons why I suck and this guy rules...
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posted06/16/2004 10:21 PM (UTC)by
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Alpha_Q_Up
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I just want to let everyone know that Blade Tsung is the best person that ever lived, nobody will ever come close to being as great as him, even myself, he is a man's man. I suck compared to him, blade-tsung is better than me in each and every way, he gets more women than I do, he is better at MK than I am, he is smarter than me, he can ball me up too. I just want to let everbody know, that I suck and blade-tsung is the man.
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06/16/2004 07:23 AM (UTC)
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That's incredibly nice of you to say, Alpha. But, what's brought this on?
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06/16/2004 07:48 AM (UTC)
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I'm way too happy about knowing that, I can't really write right now... uop-di-du
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06/16/2004 08:23 AM (UTC)
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Alpha_Q_Up Wrote:
I just want to let everyone know that Blade Tsung is the best person that ever lived, nobody will ever come close to being as great as him, even myself, he is a man's man. I suck compared to him, blade-tsung is better than me in each and every way, he gets more women than I do, he is better at MK than I am, he is smarter than me, he can ball me up too. I just want to let everbody know, that I suck and blade-tsung is the man.


Whatever you have on him blade or whatever you did...make him say more grin
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Alpha_Q_Up
06/16/2004 08:30 AM (UTC)
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redsoul Wrote:
Whatever you have on him blade or whatever you did...make him say more


Damn you

If I had an older brother, I would want him to be like blade, so he can own me in everything, and he would be the man of the house, and he would get all the girls, because I suck.
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06/16/2004 08:37 AM (UTC)
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uh... riiiiiight... uh... what happened? played a game of rock, paper, scissors and lost or something? what!?!
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Olympic_Hero
06/16/2004 10:26 AM (UTC)
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I think this is what he REALLY meant...

Alpha_Q_Up Wrote:
I just want to let everyone know that Olympic Hero is the best person that ever lived, nobody will ever come close to being as great as him, even myself, he is a man's man. I suck compared to him, Olympic Hero is better than me in each and every way, he gets more women than I do, he is better at MK than I am, he is smarter than me, he can ball me up too. I just want to let everbody know, that I suck and Olympic Hero is the man.


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06/16/2004 10:48 AM (UTC)
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I think Blade cracked his password...
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Nikodemus
06/16/2004 10:49 AM (UTC)
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When are you and blade getting married? Who's gonna give and who's gonna get? Just wondering which one of you likes the peen in the pooper. grin
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06/16/2004 01:02 PM (UTC)
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I agree 100%.
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The_Kosai
06/16/2004 01:07 PM (UTC)
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And this is news to everyone?
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06/16/2004 01:25 PM (UTC)
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BOW TO MEWell I am glad u see the error in your ways young one, and don't feel bad. Not everyone can be as cool as me, and not everyone can suck as bad as you. tongue


LOL @ nobody figuring this out yet
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06/16/2004 03:33 PM (UTC)
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SaiBot Wrote:
I think Blade cracked his password...

I thought the same until
blade-tsung Wrote:
LOL @ nobody figuring this out yet

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06/16/2004 03:45 PM (UTC)
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i think he lost a bet with BT, as BT is a whore!!!!!!grin, DO MAKE HIM SAY MORE!!!!
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06/16/2004 03:51 PM (UTC)
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Blade, I don't know what the hell you did to alpha, but keep doing it. It's fuckin' hilarious. grin
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06/16/2004 03:55 PM (UTC)
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GO Bladde GO. Ur doing a great job of humlating him for our entertainment so keep it up with whatever u did to him
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Olympic_Hero
06/16/2004 04:09 PM (UTC)
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I think Blade has him under his spell, or...or Alpha is actually a Robot under Blade's command.

hey BLade, mind building me one to? I could use one of those myself.
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06/16/2004 04:21 PM (UTC)
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**Theme to Dark City ques in the background**

Well, well, well Blade-T! Looks like you have Alpha by the grapefuits on something! As to what that is specifically, we would all like to know. But Alpha's cao taoing aside, as "piss-on-yourself-hillarious" as it is, I say that if you can challenge my friend here:


then, you must be pretty hardcore yourself in addition to everything Alpha said! LOL! That's if you live. grin

But really, just what in the Sesame Street fuck do you have on him B-T? I mean... did you catch him getting with the neighbor's wife? Ripping the little tags of pillows? Watching a Pauley Shore movie and enjoying it? Singing Barbara Stresand songs while in the car?

Hell! We all have strange things we like to do and all behind closed doors. So, I'm gonna come out and ask it if no one else is gonna ask! Blade-T.... did you catch Alpha shoving candycanes up his ass or something? wink And I ain't saying that there's anything wrong with it "A". I mean... like I said, everyone has there own thing and that's perfectly cool man! Really! I mean for Alpha to make a thread like this, there has to be logical reasoning behind it! And we all think it's some sort of blackmail! I mean what is it? Muppets? Transformers? Hell... must I ask if Smurfs are involved? I mean if they are, that's cool, but this is too funny not to ask!! j/k grin

Let us know man. Oh yeah, whatever he's got on you "A", it's perfectly fine man! j/k wink


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06/16/2004 04:34 PM (UTC)
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F'ED IN THE A tongue
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06/16/2004 05:28 PM (UTC)
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My mind is too messed up from trying to figure out what the hell is going on over at "Days Of Our Lives" to try to figure this out confused

But whatever it is, I'm lovin' it tongue

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Good to see ya back around here wink
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Alpha_Q_Up
06/16/2004 06:07 PM (UTC)
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It's quite easy to figure out.

Anyways, at your request...

I wish the whole world was filled with guys like blade-tsung, the world would be full of nothing but pimps, and everyone would have lots of women. If there was a world full of Alphas, they would all be losers, and never be as cool as blade-tsung.

Blade Tsung > Everyone and their mother
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06/16/2004 06:23 PM (UTC)
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Ok. So I am getting a feeling that Blade is better than you in everything. I hope that I got this correct, if not, say so, so that the rest of what I am about to say is completely wrong. IF he is indeed better than you in everything, then that means he's better than you at being a pussy, an ass, a loser, and everything that can be negative as well as positive. So basically, you suck, but he sucks more because he is better than you at everything. So...both of you are losers but he's a bigger one....I think I got it.
*way to turn this thing around huh*
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06/16/2004 06:38 PM (UTC)
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Hmm, Alpha bet on Lakers to win the Finals? And Blade Tsung bet on Pistons. And whoever lost the bet was the others slave for the day...?

Am I right?
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06/16/2004 06:47 PM (UTC)
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THIS...

Alpha_Q_Up Wrote:
I just want to let everyone know that Blade Tsung is the best person that ever lived, nobody will ever come close to being as great as him, even myself, he is a man's man. I suck compared to him, blade-tsung is better than me in each and every way, he gets more women than I do, he is better at MK than I am, he is smarter than me, he can ball me up too. I just want to let everbody know, that I suck and blade-tsung is the man.


...is why I'am not a betting man.

NO ONE OWNS ME!!
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06/16/2004 06:51 PM (UTC)
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Alpha_Q_Up Wrote:
I just want to let everyone know that Blade Tsung is the best person that ever lived, nobody will ever come close to being as great as him, even myself, he is a man's man. I suck compared to him, blade-tsung is better than me in each and every way, he gets more women than I do, he is better at MK than I am, he is smarter than me, he can ball me up too. I just want to let everbody know, that I suck and blade-tsung is the man.

How odd because in TPAM thread, you were going on about how much you rule.....grin
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