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08/21/2012 02:22 AM (UTC)
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Some of this shit is insane! I'd LOVE to fuck at my job. I know a girl I'd like to do it with too.

We unload trucks and on one door is one long trailer. She's short and I'm black, so we could disappear into the back of it and go to town. I'd do disgusting things to her petite body if I got the chance.....coincidentally, I'll be making a move on her when we go to see that Batman film this week! Wish me luck with that.

As for socially unacceptable, I've been into weed for like 4 years now, I drank WAY underage (4, 12-20) and on this site, I tend to entice homosexuals.

Now, I don't do it on purpose and I'm not into guys, but damn, I love the attention. I grew up chubby, so I love the attention my handsomeness nets me these days. Even with my "old man" hair line.

Quotations because, while it looks balding-esque, it's quite luxurious to the touch.
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08/21/2012 02:29 AM (UTC)
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J-spit Wrote:
Some of this shit is insane! I'd LOVE to fuck at my job. I know a girl I'd like to do it with too.

We unload trucks and on one door is one long trailer. She's short and I'm black, so we could disappear into the back of it and go to town. I'd do disgusting things to her petite body if I got the chance.....coincidentally, I'll be making a move on her when we go to see that Batman film this week! Wish me luck with that.

As for socially unacceptable, I've been into weed for like 4 years now, I drank WAY underage (4, 12-20) and on this site, I tend to entice homosexuals.

Now, I don't do it on purpose and I'm not into guys, but damn, I love the attention. I grew up chubby, so I love the attention my handsomeness nets me these days. Even with my "old man" hair line.

Quotations because, while it looks balding-esque, it's quite luxurious to the touch.


id die to touch your smooth sexy scalp
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08/21/2012 05:05 AM (UTC)
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I have a foot fetish. Not sure it's as social as much as a sexual taboo.
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08/21/2012 11:14 AM (UTC)
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PorkandBeans Wrote:
I have a foot fetish. Not sure it's as social as much as a sexual taboo.


You sick sonuvabitch!
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08/21/2012 01:09 PM (UTC)
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I like to read incest homo-erotica stories.

Daddy-Son stories get me hot.
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08/21/2012 03:01 PM (UTC)
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J-spit Wrote:
PorkandBeans Wrote:
I have a foot fetish. Not sure it's as social as much as a sexual taboo.


You sick sonuvabitch!


It is what it is.
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08/21/2012 07:22 PM (UTC)
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I wanna put my pork and beans in that mouth
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STATE FED LIES CHARM EMPTY EYES. Anon.

08/21/2012 08:35 PM (UTC)
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J-spit Wrote:
As for socially unacceptable, I've been into weed for like 4 years now, I drank WAY underage (4, 12-20)


Oh yeah, i forgot i used to smoke weed for like, 6 years and then got addicted to cocaine.

Oh, and every time i go to Stonehenge i end up doing sexual stuff with strangers. Last time i was dry-humping an american dude after my friend fingered his friend who i spent half the night snogging.
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08/21/2012 10:11 PM (UTC)
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I really enjoy taking a shit.

I don't think society accepts my love for taking a shit.
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08/22/2012 06:46 AM (UTC)
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PickleMendip Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
As for socially unacceptable, I've been into weed for like 4 years now, I drank WAY underage (4, 12-20)


Oh yeah, i forgot i used to smoke weed for like, 6 years and then got addicted to cocaine.

Oh, and every time i go to Stonehenge i end up doing sexual stuff with strangers. Last time i was dry-humping an american dude after my friend fingered his friend who i spent half the night snogging.


I am proud to say, as an American, I know what "snogging" means. grin

Anyhoo, another socially taboo thing I enjoy doing is wearing high heeled boots, usually black. High heeled boots appeal to me greatly, and I love wearing them, but since I currently live on the south side of Chicago, I can't wear them without the chance of getting shot.
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08/22/2012 01:32 PM (UTC)
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I sometimes bring beer into my job (unopened) and talk about sex and drugs with my manager. He's cool with it so long as the customers are oblivious. I also like to drink on public transport, flirt with taxi drivers to see if I can get a cheaper fare, and I constantly keep the curtains open in my bedroom (I'm sure my neighbours across the street have seen me buck naked, having sex, or having some self love on numerous occasions)

I also have a fairly unique looking body, and a decent waist/hip ratio with a bubble but, so I can pass as a woman when I dress in drag (so long as my throat's covered, was blessed with my dad's prominent Adam's Apple). It might not be too socially taboo but I like wearing very provocative outfits in drag for the likes of Halloween or Pride, I just get a kick from that one day a year being the hot "babe" in the crowd that nobody can tell is actually a man! lol

And J-Spit, give it time before you meet you're match and you are enticed by a homosexual (love that word, it's so dirty). There's always one out there who spellbinds you ;) lol
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08/22/2012 02:16 PM (UTC)
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^ Not happening. My allegiance is to the vag.

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08/22/2012 02:20 PM (UTC)
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NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
I sometimes bring beer into my job (unopened) and talk about sex and drugs with my manager. He's cool with it so long as the customers are oblivious. I also like to drink on public transport, flirt with taxi drivers to see if I can get a cheaper fare, and I constantly keep the curtains open in my bedroom (I'm sure my neighbours across the street have seen me buck naked, having sex, or having some self love on numerous occasions)

I also have a fairly unique looking body, and a decent waist/hip ratio with a bubble but, so I can pass as a woman when I dress in drag (so long as my throat's covered, was blessed with my dad's prominent Adam's Apple). It might not be too socially taboo but I like wearing very provocative outfits in drag for the likes of Halloween or Pride, I just get a kick from that one day a year being the hot "babe" in the crowd that nobody can tell is actually a man! lol

And J-Spit, give it time before you meet you're match and you are enticed by a homosexual (love that word, it's so dirty). There's always one out there who spellbinds you ;) lol


I'm not sure if drag queens are socially taboo anymore.

Anyhoo, I enjoy having highly explicit sexual conversations. It's because I wanna get down, it's just a topic I love discussing. Unfortunately, there aren't a lot of people comfortable with having such a talk, especially when it comes to dude-on-dude action.

The only straight guy I could ever hold a conversation with about dude sex is my friend Roberto. He's always asking how I am able to #%$@$%#@%#@@$%!!%# and @$@@$$!!!a$#$!#%$@## with a ##@#$#%#@@$$#@!!!!@$#!!#$%# even while #%#@$%$#!!#%##$@@$@#@.
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08/22/2012 02:51 PM (UTC)
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J-spit Wrote:
^ Not happening. My allegiance is to the vag.



That's what they all say (until I brew a potion made of Unicorns and Raindrops, which shall DECIEVE THEM!)

Ri, Drag Queens kinda are socially taboo in Ireland. Homosexuality was only made legal over here in 92 for gods sake, we're a bit backwards like that :/
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STATE FED LIES CHARM EMPTY EYES. Anon.

08/22/2012 02:51 PM (UTC)
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Riyakou Wrote:
I am proud to say, as an American, I know what "snogging" means. grin



I hope that you do, i wasn't aware that Americans DON'T know what it means. Oh, and i have had so many "straight" guys it's unreal. I even managed to convert two in one night with the aid of Mickey Finn. (if you don't know what that means, it's a sour apple alcoholic drink)
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08/22/2012 03:13 PM (UTC)
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PickleMendip Wrote:
Riyakou Wrote:
I am proud to say, as an American, I know what "snogging" means. grin



I hope that you do, i wasn't aware that Americans DON'T know what it means.

Oh, and i have had so many "straight" guys it's unreal. I even managed to convert two in one night with the aid of Mickey Finn. (if you don't know what that means, it's a sour apple alcoholic drink)


Conversion is an illusion; they were already butt boys.

You just gave them the freedom to go ape shit sexy bananas, and if they're hot, thank you.
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STATE FED LIES CHARM EMPTY EYES. Anon.

08/22/2012 03:17 PM (UTC)
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I know, i brought out what was already there, now they're both bi and loving it.
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08/23/2012 12:45 AM (UTC)
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^ Nuts. Completely nuts.

I forgot, Noob likes to joke around.
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08/31/2012 02:39 AM (UTC)
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I SPEAK THE TRUTH AND ITS NOT MY FAULT THE TRUTH HURTS EXAMPLE: WHEN I SEE A FAG I GO UP TO THEM WITH A FRIEND AND SAY WHAT A FAG OR I HATE FAGS TO MY FRIEND LOUD ENOUGHN4 THEM 2 HERE
Keep that shit off this forum. Only warning.

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08/31/2012 02:46 AM (UTC)
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lildragon2000 Wrote:
I SPEAK THE TRUTH AND ITS NOT MY FAULT THE TRUTH HURTS EXAMPLE: WHEN I SEE A FAG I GO UP TO THEM WITH A FRIEND AND SAY WHAT A FAG OR I HATE FAGS TO MY FRIEND LOUD ENOUGHN4 THEM 2 HERE


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