Ha. I already love this thread.

I'm a gamer, a homosexual and an occasional cannabis user. Also I dislike infants and loved the 3D Mortal Kombat games.

I enjoy being myself.

You disgust me.

I smoke weed in public.

What did I do?

I'm not afraid to swear in public, even if children are present.

I love things many see as American excess. A great day is spent shopping at Walmart, Costco, and ended with a KFC doubledown. I'm utterly amazed and proud that mankind has developed things like fast food, or junk food. For God's sake! Spaghetti O's are engineered to be tasty! Why the hell would I want an organic carrot. And I don't care to be lectured about obesity; that occurs when people either have no willpower or have serious glandular disorder. You can have my occasional Big Mac and 32oz pop when you pry it from my cold, dead, hands.



Also, I'm an extreme caffeine addict. I down 6-9 cans of diet pop in an average day. I usually give it up for Lent, which is a bitch, but it shows I have control over it.

rub my nips in front of everyone cause I dont care

I'm an unapologetic flirt and I've absolutely no fear discussing sex to those around me. I take drugs at festivals and would encourage people to try it before making negative opinions about it. I'm constantly cursing, I like my booze and I like my men.

My sex.

which id like to get a share of

Take all kinds of drugs in public, beat the shit out of people I don't like, vandalize public property with anti-government graffiti, drive stoned, disregard gender roles and sexual identities, all kinds of perverted sex I wouldn't even be allowed to discuss here, sleep with jailbait, buy alcohol for minors, sell drugs, burn flags, crossdress, refuse to vote, swear all the time, tell the truth, abuse police officers, frequently use offensive slurs... I think that's all.

I "nut-check" my bros in extremely crowded public places.

Also I refuse to be a racist redneck asshole.......FIGHT THE POWER!!!

I enjoy being naked.

I speak my mind and is always honest. I don't want to lie and I literally can't lie, because I have an obvious tell. That means I might hurt people from time to time, because they expect me to tell them what they want to hear instead of what I really think.
I don't know how much of a taboo that is, but it does cause a shock effect in some people now and then.

I am an open homosexual and I'm not going to hide it. I don't run around with rainbow banners and lisps in a high pitch voice, but when people ask I tell the truth. It's caused me some bruises, but I am who I am and if people can't accept that, then screw them.

I am generally very open sexually and I love to talk about sex. Anytime, anywhere, disregarding the circumstances. And not just talking about it either, sex in public places is quite fun too.

Gah, I'm so boring... I don't drink alcohol, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. Sex is about the only thing I have been really carefree about.

I like pissing outdoors. The feel of cold night air around my shlong while i'm peeing in a hedge or something is quite a relief.

Haha good stuff thus far.
Im not afraid to pick my nose in public and then flick. Im so guilty of cursing in front of kids in public myself. I yell at stupid people walking in 110 degree heat as i drive by them.
Worst yet though... I play bingo alot.. And im not 50 years old... O_o

I also don't hold the door open for women. Except if I'm going out with that woman. Anybody else...FUCK' EM!

Fuck chivalry as well.

I shower naked.

Doesn't everybody?

No. It's quite surreal how many don't.

Haha, of course!

:P

You monster!