LMAO

South Park reference, and a good one at that. It was a running joke in a recent episode and then they played this song during the credits.

Oh right!!! Based on that KONI guy hahaha
I thought it sounded familiar to jack it in San Diego

Sometimes I jack off at work when I'm alone at the office.
I've been swearing like a trucker since I was 9.

I like having sex with shemales(am bi), recreative druguse and at times I jerk off at work.

in your office damn bro
someones bound to walk in on you one day

and when they do don't stop till you get enough


and at that dude above me


wtf

Some of you people are fucked up lol

There's one day in the week where I am completely alone; no security, no janitorial staff, and no co-workers. Those nights are fine to get away with it.

I like to bring women to my house and then rape them vigorously while I play music from the 1920s on my stereo

Yeah I know, music from the 20s is real weird

Same situation for me, but every night - I don't think I've went one single night without fapping

you sick fuck

WHY WOULD YOU NOT RECORD IT?

Damn, I should, huh? Because sometimes I play dat swangin rag time music and I bust out a hardcore Charleston. That'd make for a nice tape.

This is Undiscovered's reaction once he gets the video

I like enticing people I shouldn't be allowed to have.

I get great pleasure out of seducing closeted men, "straight" guys (who surprisingly go a little bit gay when they think they can get away with it), guys in relationships etc. The more of a challenge it is, the more I want it. It'll be the death of me some day.

I had sex with a married woman once. Well multiple times but, you know, with the same woman.

Damn... and I thought mine was wierd/hardcore...

I feel so pure and pristine after reading all this

That's exactly what I thought.

I fisted a guy in exchange for money yesterday. Edit: not that's it's a competition or anything, i thought it was worth mentioning because it was my first time.

Did i goes too far??

Stand up to a door stop and scratch my back along it. I'm like 6'6" many ppl have trouble reaching certain areas lol.

I take Dayquil at night.

Blasphemy! Actually I do that too...Nyquil makes me too groggy the next day.

I did it because i dont have nyquil

and zquil is bullhorserat shit