you see, thats why jews can't be ninjas, they have no spines

"Asshole, I'm talking to you!" or "Meeeeeeeeeeem can you make me a pot pie?"

This isn't really a quote, but that episode called "Scott Tenorman Must Die", when Cartman looks up and the sky and screams and kind of babbles at the same time.

But anyway, as a quote:
"I'm gonna confess and eat crackers!"

Ahahah... I would have to agree with -

"you see, thats why jews can't be ninjas, they have no spines"

Read the sig...
That, and when he says "But meeooom.... I have to tell Chef he's marrying a succubis!" or whenever he talkes in that voice to his mom.

Na Na Na Na Na Na, Made you eat your parents. Ohh let me taste your tears Scott! MMMM their all salty!!

Cartman's Mom: I know a little kitty-kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight.

Stan and Kyle: Oh my God. They killed Kenny...You bastards!

Cartman: Screw you, guys I'm going home!

ewww, ben affleck boobs

tmatte04 Wrote: ewww, ben affleck boobs

I think you mean spooge.

AGriffin Wrote: tmatte04 Wrote: ewww, ben affleck boobs I think you mean spooge.

ok i can never understand cartman newayz

"omg, omg i havent seen an actor before! why don't u flush urselfs down a toilet, u stupid sobs!": Russell Crowe

"Kenny, you better not lose that ticket, or I'm gonna kick you in the NUTS! *Echo* THE NUTS! THE NUTS!"

"Mom Kitty's beeing a dildo!"

"Well I know a certain Kitty Witty who's sleeping with Mommsy Wommsy tonight!"

"I will use my powers to- TURN KYLE INTO A CHICKEN!"

*Kenny's muffled voice*
Stan: What? How do you know she has a cat?

I got more:

Stan: So you F***** a chicken so someone could learn how to read?

Cartman: THERE IS NOT A SATALITE COMING OUTTA MY ASS!

Kenny: m mm mmmmmm mmm mmmmmmmmmmm mmmm mmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Timmy: TIM TIM TIMMY!

Kyle: shut-up fatass

Indian: We will give all the americans blankets with sars on them! *rubs chinese guy on blanket*

Mr. Hat: KILL HER KILL HER

Mr. hanky: Come kids, lets ride on my pooh pooh train!

Rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble- Mob of angry South Park adults.......

"Damn it!" zzzt zzzt "Mother.." zzzzt zzzt "...V-chip!" zzzt zzzt

"It make you feel gooood!"

"Go to hell! Go to hell and die!"

Cartman:"I told you, it was a wardrobe malfunction!"

Mr Mackey- Drugs are bad Mmmmmmkay.

"My fightin' is poetry! You don't edit Russell Crowe's poetry, ya testicle!"

*sees the font could be fucked up*

was!?! you mean the show is ending!?!

"its like disneyworld in a mexican resturant!"

"oh my god they killed kenny!"
"you bastards!"

thats all for now.

migle Wrote: you see, thats why jews can't be ninjas, they have no spines

ahhh yes, mines from the same episode but a different quote, Cartman: "Hey look Kenny, even something you can afford."

I dont really remember how it went but it was when he was in a talk show and he was like "what eva! what eva! I do what i want! What eva what eva!"

So many to chose from, but I prefer Mr Garrison's

"You go to HELL! You go to hell and you DIE!!"