"Go ahead Kyle,prove Mel Gibson wrong"-Cartman


Cartman is my favorite cartoon character hence my screen name.

Wow im surprized not many people said Cartmans: Screw you guys, Im goin home. Lol hilrious shiznit.
Another that really cracked me up wuz when Timmy went up with the band and everytime the band stopped, Timmy would say: 'Timmay' lol good times

"Now, you must face the wrath of the smart warrior, the brave knight, and the annoying Jew."

"I'm a paladin, damnit!"

i have two favorites:

cartman: but mem i have to tell chef that he's marrying a succubis!!!

butters:(when the kids want to moon the teacher) maybe if we tuck our things underneath we can bend over and give her a nice fruit bowl

Mr Garrison:"Mr. Head, you racist bastard!"

Cartman:"I can see in the future but better than Kyle!"
Kyle:"Dammit Cartman, you can't keep making up powers!"

And this wasn't the quote that made me laugh and feel disgusted:
*Cartman pops in a tape to the mall manager*
*video shows Mr. Mackey chained to the wall by Ms. Cartman*
*Ms. Cartman leaks into a cup*
Ms. Cartman:Now Mr. Mackey, you have to drink this!



SICK AND TWISTED!!! Just an average day in South Park.

From Episode 701:

Catman:"I have set tivo to record over 50 hours of the history channel. When it is done recording tivo and i will be droped into this pool of water combining our electromagnetic-whatever fields and sending me into a flash back of american history."

kyle:"I don't think this is such a good idea."

Cartman:"Or a really sweet one!"

Another quote when from earlier in the episode

Cartman: "all I have to do is be walking through this doorway thinking of what it would be like in colonial times when I trip over this rope casue this rock to falls on my head sending me into a flash back...getlemen clear the door way please..."
Cartman:"Thomas Jeferson?"
Kyle:"No it's kyle dumbass!"
Cartman:"Kyle, get out of my flashback you god dam Jew!"

Cartman : Kick ASS!!!
Stanley : U fukin bastards , u Killed KENNY!!!

"Wanna get high?"- Towelie

manny86 Wrote: "Wanna get high?"- Towelie

LOL... its like asking," do u want to get drink"

Cartman: "Fine Ill play with myself, i play with myself all the time!" (when stan and kyle didnt let him play army men or something)

"Where were you, when they built the ladder to heaven"

"It doesnt look like Sally Struther's having trouble finding food"

" Redrocket! Come on boy, Redrocket!" - Cartman

"Screw you guys i'm going home" -Cartman

"ok Seamen hahahahahahaha" -Jesus
"its Seaman God Da**it" -Seaman

Cartman: BEEFCAAAAAAKE!

Jimmy: Holy guacamole, freaking friholes, leaping lingosta!

Mr. Garrison "Eric Cartman, what did you say?!?!" Cartman (talking on megaphone) "I said, Suck my balls."

Sars episode. Randy Marsh "I only have a 98% chance of survival."

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Is anyone watching it right now?!?!?! This is either the best episode ever, or the most fucked up thing I've ever seen in my life......

Any quote with the word "Kitteh!!!"

Oh and Manny, nice sig dude. . . nice sig.

kyle: mr.Garrison can i be excused from class

Mr.Garrison: oh i dont know kyle i think you better ask mr.head

Kyle: i dont wanna ask mr.head im asking you

Mr.Garrison: oh i think you should ask mr.head

Kyle :(sighs) mr.head can i please be excused from class.

Mr.Head :well kyle no you go to hell you go to hell and you die.

Mr.Garrison :hm... i guess thats a no kyle

Kyle: damn it

Just from tonights episode at the end

Cartman: "But I was so close to my final solution!"

Smoke1911 Wrote:
kyle: mr.Garrison can i be excused from class
Mr.Garrison: oh i dont know kyle i think you better ask mr.head
Kyle: i dont wanna ask mr.head im asking you
Mr.Garrison: oh i think you should ask mr.head
Kyle :(sighs) mr.head can i please be excused from class.
Mr.Head :well kyle no you go to hell you go to hell and you die.
Mr.Garrison :hm... i guess thats a no kyle
Kyle: damn it

I'm pretty sure it's Mr. Hat dude.

linkinparkfreak Wrote: Smoke1911 Wrote:kyle: mr.Garrison can i be excused from class Mr.Garrison: oh i dont know kyle i think you better ask mr.head Kyle: i dont wanna ask mr.head im asking you Mr.Garrison: oh i think you should ask mr.head Kyle :(sighs) mr.head can i please be excused from class. Mr.Head :well kyle no you go to hell you go to hell and you die. Mr.Garrison :hm... i guess thats a no kyle Kyle: damn it I'm pretty sure it's Mr. Hat dude.

It is definatly Mr. Hat.

oh i cant tell it sounds like mr.head

Kyle: I figured out why our parents wanted us to get the chicken pox.

Stan: Why?

Kyle: They're all assholes.

Cartman-Screw u guys im goin home

Timmy-Tim Tim Timmy

Mr Garrsion-You Die!! You Die and Go to Hell