Spider804 Wrote:
I wasn't calling a *person dumb shit, I was referring to the dumb shit they posted. Edit: I'm also looking forward to that skin rip, ouchie wowwow.
I wasn't calling a *person dumb shit, I was referring to the dumb shit they posted. Edit: I'm also looking forward to that skin rip, ouchie wowwow.
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Spider804 Wrote:
And Stryker ain't a pussy.
He's a Die Hard Lethal Weapon.
And Stryker ain't a pussy.
He's a Die Hard Lethal Weapon.
Heck yes!


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SubMan799 Wrote:
If anything is allowed how come no one has brought a gun to the tournament? Seems like Stryker is the only sane person in the damn game.
If anything is allowed how come no one has brought a gun to the tournament? Seems like Stryker is the only sane person in the damn game.
LOL that reminds me of that scene in indiana jones where that arabian guy rolls up on him with the fancy sword tricks then indy just blasts him with his .45
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splintercell32 Wrote:
LOL that reminds me of that scene in indiana jones where that arabian guy rolls up on him with the fancy sword tricks then indy just blasts him with his .45
SubMan799 Wrote:
If anything is allowed how come no one has brought a gun to the tournament? Seems like Stryker is the only sane person in the damn game.
If anything is allowed how come no one has brought a gun to the tournament? Seems like Stryker is the only sane person in the damn game.
LOL that reminds me of that scene in indiana jones where that arabian guy rolls up on him with the fancy sword tricks then indy just blasts him with his .45
Best part of the movie.
Now if only that scene could be redone with Stryker and a Tarkatan.
jeebus Wrote:
But isn't the Lin Keui kinda a stealthy assassin organization? I know this game is changing some stuff, but in the past they were all kinda sneaky secretive buggers it seems. Hell, even the grandmaster wore a mask when he was chillen in his man-cave in MKSZ. Yet 2 of their ace assassins are running around popping off grenades and strapping on flame throwers! on top of that subby's the only one with a mask anymore! I wonder if other Lin Keui think he's weird for that... Oh well. Just little things I notice (not saying I care really)
But isn't the Lin Keui kinda a stealthy assassin organization? I know this game is changing some stuff, but in the past they were all kinda sneaky secretive buggers it seems. Hell, even the grandmaster wore a mask when he was chillen in his man-cave in MKSZ. Yet 2 of their ace assassins are running around popping off grenades and strapping on flame throwers! on top of that subby's the only one with a mask anymore! I wonder if other Lin Keui think he's weird for that... Oh well. Just little things I notice (not saying I care really)
My logic was that Sub-zero was the only one assigned to specifically kill Shang Tsung in the original canon, it would make sense for him to be sneaky and stealthy moreso than his Lin Kuei counterparts, who might be just around for support purposes in the completion of Sub-Zero's mission.
But still, You send one guy in stealthily, with another stealthy guy for back up, and then just for the hell of it 2 dudes with grenades and flamethrowers? Kind of undoes the stealthy approach...especially since Raiden's vid shows they are present for the opening ceremony for the tourney.
Like I say, I'm not bitching or complaining or even saying I don't like anything here... just think it is worth some discussion (even if it is tongue in cheek). Heavy weaponry seems a touch out of place.
Like I say, I'm not bitching or complaining or even saying I don't like anything here... just think it is worth some discussion (even if it is tongue in cheek). Heavy weaponry seems a touch out of place.


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Someone fill me in on how this topic went from Human cyborgs...to the advantage of guns?
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The curse of the offtopic happened, somehow, naturally. xD


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And another point.
This topic title should have prepared me for a clown. I was perpetually confused.
This topic title should have prepared me for a clown. I was perpetually confused.


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jeebus Wrote:
I had the exact same thought. Right on fellow sub zero enthusiast!
I had the exact same thought. Right on fellow sub zero enthusiast!
haha nice, great minds think alike my friend

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I didn't look through all 17 pages to see if anyone pointed this out already or not but...
The clown doesn't just use Joker's fatality... if you look closely, his whole model from the neck down is Joker's model retextured.
The suit (IE. The model) is actually identical... they just recolored the skin and gave it a new head. Check out the tie and the vest. They're the same.
If I had to GUESS... I'm thinking they just thought the uncensored fatality was so awesome that they wanted to bring it to the fans, since we only got the censored and/or toned down version in the last game... using Joker would present legal problems, so they just made a generic evil clown and slapped it on Shang Tsung? Maybe? (Did this ever get confirmed? Is this one of Shang's fatalities?)
In any event, since 90% of his model is re-used Joker parts, they obviously didn't put a whole crapton of effort into him... so I'm guessing he honestly isn't anything to worry about. Probably some kind of small easter egg, and not a full-on character or anything.
The clown doesn't just use Joker's fatality... if you look closely, his whole model from the neck down is Joker's model retextured.
The suit (IE. The model) is actually identical... they just recolored the skin and gave it a new head. Check out the tie and the vest. They're the same.
If I had to GUESS... I'm thinking they just thought the uncensored fatality was so awesome that they wanted to bring it to the fans, since we only got the censored and/or toned down version in the last game... using Joker would present legal problems, so they just made a generic evil clown and slapped it on Shang Tsung? Maybe? (Did this ever get confirmed? Is this one of Shang's fatalities?)
In any event, since 90% of his model is re-used Joker parts, they obviously didn't put a whole crapton of effort into him... so I'm guessing he honestly isn't anything to worry about. Probably some kind of small easter egg, and not a full-on character or anything.
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Clowns. Why did it have to be clowns?
From what I've seen on youtube of the Joker's fatality it was pretty sweet...so I wouldnt mind if it found a way in somehow.
From what someone pointed out earlier Shang's fatality training mode says something like
"shang's picked up a few fatality's from past opponents" so I'm guessing the clown thing is for that.
on another flame thrower note...how would it work if he was a regular playable alt...and one of the many split in half fatalities was performed on him? What happens to the tanks? shouldn't they be spraying pressurized napalm?
From what someone pointed out earlier Shang's fatality training mode says something like
"shang's picked up a few fatality's from past opponents" so I'm guessing the clown thing is for that.
on another flame thrower note...how would it work if he was a regular playable alt...and one of the many split in half fatalities was performed on him? What happens to the tanks? shouldn't they be spraying pressurized napalm?
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NS922 Wrote:
What else would you want? Rapists? Horses? Crackheads?
Spider804 Wrote:
Clowns. Why did it have to be clowns?
Clowns. Why did it have to be clowns?
What else would you want? Rapists? Horses? Crackheads?
*Thinks for a minute*
Is the horse Stampy Samuelson the 3rd?


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junyaweeniesnatch Wrote:
yeah but we have no idea what the hell those are anyways x)
yeah but we have no idea what the hell those are anyways x)
They're special effects. Which he makes with his mind/soul because he's a highly trained martial arts badass with magic ancestors in a world where chi is real.

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RazorsEdge701 Wrote:
They're special effects. Which he makes with his mind/soul because he's a highly trained martial arts badass with magic ancestors in a world where chi is real.
junyaweeniesnatch Wrote:
yeah but we have no idea what the hell those are anyways x)
yeah but we have no idea what the hell those are anyways x)
They're special effects. Which he makes with his mind/soul because he's a highly trained martial arts badass with magic ancestors in a world where chi is real.
I think the magic ancestors are the key here.
Judging by the leaks, this game seems to be going slightly out of its way to explain Cage's "powers"
Kinda the same way Deception did with Sub-Zero.
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NS922 Wrote:
It's STOMPY Sameulson the 3rd, dammit!
Spider804 Wrote:
*Thinks for a minute*
Is the horse Stampy Samuelson the 3rd?
NS922 Wrote:
What else would you want? Rapists? Horses? Crackheads?
Spider804 Wrote:
Clowns. Why did it have to be clowns?
Clowns. Why did it have to be clowns?
What else would you want? Rapists? Horses? Crackheads?
*Thinks for a minute*
Is the horse Stampy Samuelson the 3rd?
It's STOMPY Sameulson the 3rd, dammit!
Sorry, I forgot. Yeah, I'd rather have Stompy Samuelson the 3rd then some clown. High Horse FTW.
I've noticed that. I think they're overthinking some of this stuff personally. Lately they seem to be really trying to explain EVERYTHING! I kinda dug the idea that in this world people could develop magical abilities and that it was an ordinary thing. When they really spell out every detail it kind of takes away from the mystique


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TheNinjasRock071394, That wasn't amusing, just stupid and unneeded . SMH, There's always at least one dumbass in the mix who have to go up and beyond the confines of common sense and human decency in their quest to get a laugh from their fellow asshats. Disgusting.

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^ were already over it man, you didnt need to bring it up.
its just going to continue it.
so whats your opinion on human cyrax and sektor?
its just going to continue it.
so whats your opinion on human cyrax and sektor?


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jeebus Wrote:
I've noticed that. I think they're overthinking some of this stuff personally. Lately they seem to be really trying to explain EVERYTHING! I kinda dug the idea that in this world people could develop magical abilities and that it was an ordinary thing. When they really spell out every detail it kind of takes away from the mystique
I've noticed that. I think they're overthinking some of this stuff personally. Lately they seem to be really trying to explain EVERYTHING! I kinda dug the idea that in this world people could develop magical abilities and that it was an ordinary thing. When they really spell out every detail it kind of takes away from the mystique
For real i mean when it comes to stuff like that its best to just let peoples own minds just kind of come up with something cuz if you think of it it makes sense for everyone. i would have just assumed he learned some crazy shit from raiden or in netherealm
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