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posted11/13/2010 05:52 AM (UTC)by
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Looking at Johnny's twitter page,he's got this little contest to see who can come up with the best name for his next movie.

The results are fucking lulz-tastic.

http://twitter.com/MK_JohnnyCage

Johnny Cage Wrote:
What do you guys think is a good title for my next film?



The Rage of Cage!


Ninja Splits: Nut-cracking in Nagasaki


Mortal Combat. The C is for Cage. It's pretty extreme in a 90's way to spell something incorrectly like that.


The Man with the Gilded Shades


Enter The CAGE!


Johnny be Good


The UnCaged!


The Nut Puncher : A Christmas Story


But if to be serious, then your movie should called: Mortal Kombat - The Canonical Based on Game Movie.


Triple CAGE! Or "Triple HeadRip", you know... =P


Shadow of the Kick


Armed with only his shadow kick, a big city cop searches for his partner's killer. Johnny Cage is SHADOW JUSTICE.


ninja mime 3: a mime in time
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 •11/10/2010 04:53 PM (UTC) •
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LMAO!!!!!!!!

I absolutely LOVE that "the real" Johnny Cage has his own twitter.

It's brilliant.

I'm also digging all those awesome hilarious titles. Thanks for the heads up on this cute update!
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 •11/10/2010 04:54 PM (UTC) •
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I think we should all join on this,guise. :3

Do your worst!
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 •11/10/2010 05:33 PM (UTC) •
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- Macaulay Culkin, Christopher Lloyd, and JOHNNY CAGE in

The Cage Master!!!!!glasses A washed up prizefighter teams up with the dorky kid to take on the mafia. In the process they rescue a super intelligent chimpanzee. By the end of the movie they beat up 569 bad guys and end up winning the admiration of their librarian , living happily ever after. Think Enter the dragon meets Home Alone.
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 •11/10/2010 05:33 PM (UTC) •
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LMAO and this is why I fuckiing LOVE JC!!!
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MK Khronology: 58.49% complete...
 •11/10/2010 06:32 PM (UTC) •
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I've made my contribution!
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Project MKK: Coming soon...

Currently working on: MKD & MKA - The One Ring Theory
•11/10/2010 07:35 PM (UTC) •
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Some of those titles are brilliant lol! tongue
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XiahouDun84
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 •11/10/2010 09:25 PM (UTC) •
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God, I hope Johnny Cage dies and, this time, stays dead.
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 •11/10/2010 10:14 PM (UTC) •
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XiahouDun84 Wrote:
God, I hope Johnny Cage dies and, this time, stays dead.



Hahhahahahahhahahahahaha

This is what I call comedy
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 •11/10/2010 10:18 PM (UTC) •
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Becoming a douche
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T-rex
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 •11/10/2010 10:19 PM (UTC) •
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XiahouDun84 Wrote:
God, I hope Johnny Cage dies and, this time, stays dead.

What's the matter,is Johnny too awesome for you?
lol, shame I don't know how to use this computer witchcraft.
Can someone add these, please?

Suggestions from Tetra Vega:
-Shades of Grey

-Ahmish Assassin

-CSI: Miami

-Klobberin Klownz

-Fatality Fist

-Johnny Cage: Alive & Kicking

-Scorpion vs Johnny (Freddy vs Jason; was Freddy vs Johnny)

-Johnny Cage in "Shady Doins"

-Sunglasses at Night (2011)

-Cage vs Mage

-Red Sonya
-Zebron Caged

-Heads Up III

-Twist of a Torso

-Johnny Cage in "I've grown accustomed to my Torso"

-Finish Hur (Ben Hur... revisioning... also one of my sprite komics)

-The Kastradi Way (Castradi were Roman boys who were castrated to keep their girly child voices for singing)

-Mortal Kwanzaa

-Two & a Half Torsos



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 •11/12/2010 08:17 AM (UTC) •
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Johnny keeps on delivering. glasses

Two action legends team up in a remake of an 80s TV drama. Johnny Cage & Steven Seagal in JAKE AND THE FAT MAN.


I just came up with the title for the memoirs. Johnny Cage: A Legend in His Own Mind

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 •11/12/2010 08:20 AM (UTC) •
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T-rex Wrote:
XiahouDun84 Wrote:
God, I hope Johnny Cage dies and, this time, stays dead.

What's the matter,is Johnny too awesome for you?


Johnny's too awesome for us all. The shades aren't to protect his eyes from the sun, they're to protect us from his eyes.
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 •11/12/2010 08:23 AM (UTC) •
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Word.
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DEPRAVED
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 •11/12/2010 08:26 AM (UTC) •
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Yeah, I love Cohnny Jage! :)
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 •11/12/2010 08:29 AM (UTC) •
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XiahouDun84 Wrote:
God, I hope Johnny Cage dies and, this time, stays dead.


I hope you die and stay dead this time!
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 •11/12/2010 08:32 AM (UTC) •
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LucaTurilli Wrote:
XiahouDun84 Wrote:
God, I hope Johnny Cage dies and, this time, stays dead.


I hope you die and stay dead this time!

Which MK was XiahouDun84 in?
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 •11/12/2010 08:37 AM (UTC) •
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DEPRAVED Wrote:
Which MK was XiahouDun84 in?


Armageddon. The box under Khameleon on the select screen.
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LucaTurilli
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 •11/12/2010 08:37 AM (UTC) •
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Special Forces.
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 •11/12/2010 08:40 AM (UTC) •
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That appearance ain't canon. Just like Tremor. tongue
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LucaTurilli
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 •11/12/2010 08:42 AM (UTC) •
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I thought the rape scene with him and Jax was the only canon part.
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 •11/12/2010 08:44 AM (UTC) •
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No, no, y'know that scene where Jax is riding around in a bright purple muscle car?

Everything during and after that is non-canon.
Oh, and also the scene right before with the jailbreak.
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 •11/12/2010 08:48 AM (UTC) •
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This was all non-canon? My mind is spinning.
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 •11/12/2010 08:48 AM (UTC) •
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