Well, remember they couldn't actually show Nudality's in past games.

You all gotta promise you won't let Mick-Lucifer know I told you guys any of this though.

He'll come in here and argue for a day that not only does that Tremor and Jax rape scene still count, but No-Face was there too and he and XiahouDun learned to be Cryomancers without being born that way.

I can't read a single one of Mick-Lucifer's novel posts. They're too fucking long.

He unleashes the true power of the Queen's English and we poor, uncultured Americans just aren't ready for that kind of verbal onslaught.

So does Jax say "Gotcha!" while in rape mode?

It's mostly a lot of "Awwwww yeah"s.
And at least one "That's what I'M talkin' 'bout."

It's over before it even begins for me.

He needs to find an illustrator to accompany his posts.


Anyway, bedtime. Night.

So I guess that explains this

You really should,actually. I'd say they are some of the best things to ever come out of this entire board in all of the years of its existence.

But nevermind that,do carry on. :3

Best posts on the board? From Mick? Are we still telling jokes now? I can't tell.

Oh fuck,I thought we were talking about Xiahou's long ass character studies.

Here's what a night's studying does to you,people.

Oh okay then, that's different. Yeah, XD was pretty much the coolest user here when he used to be all analytical instead of a grumpy old man. I really liked his fan fic ideas for future game plots too. Gave me a lot of ideas and inspiration for my own stuff.
But I think perhaps those days ended a couple years ago and aren't coming back. Which is a shame, because it just hasn't been as fun to talk story since the analysis topic died.

Cheers.

OMG!! JC gave me his autograph on Twitter!!!!! He's so dreamy!!! lol

How did we ever go from something so cute, innocent, and hilarious such as "Johnny's next movie Titles" to "wishing death" and inexistent "rape scenes"?

Rabid fans, you are!



Yes he is.

Sadly, I have a feeling he is cheating on me.

Have you seen all those autographs he is signing? Is he a man-whore and am I in for a tragic rude awakening?

@queve He truly is a heartbreaker,I feel for you dear! Gotta keep your eye out for that one!!!!! Constant autographs and roses!

EDIT:
Why bother....

This is a topic about Johnny Cage's Twitter account. If you don't have something on topic to add, don't post. I've warned the same people about this type of off topic, thread derailing posting before. It's getting old.

werent you a shadow priest?

what happened

your a mortal

wtf

Who, me?

Let's just say Shadow Priest is the worst fucking job in the world and I'm glad it's over. "Hey, be a mod...but you don't have ANY mod powers, all you can do is put these little logos that mean nothing on people's posts when they're trolling, and instead of taking it as a punishment, they'll take it as an insult and whine about you all the time. And when people do whine about you, the rest of us won't back you up or agree with you, we'll either be not around at all because you're online and paying attention to the board a lot more than the rest of us (better hope a topic doesn't need closed, it still won't be two days from now unless you PM somebody ha ha ha), or we'll outright feed you the wolves."

Playing nanny on a Mortal Kombat message board is like trying to teach algebra to the mentally handicapped. I'm glad I can goof off like a regular jackoff and don't have to be the responsible one around here anymore.

Hey Razor, I don't think the internet ever caught up with the saying that goes something like, "Winning a fight on the internet is like winning in the special olympics. Even if you do, you're still retarded. I guess that applies, but only when the obvious parties have nothing intelligent to say. :P

Anyways, my eyes are closing. Off to sleepy land for me.

He asked a question, I answered it. Don't be a jerk.

Funny, if i said "don't be a jerk" to you if you were still a Shadow Priest, I'd get skulled... I demand skull points be added to you, since you technically flamed me.

I'm stopping there, otherwise the thread would continued to get derailed.

Somehow, I don't think that thinking of titles for Johnny Cage movies can sustain a whole thread. And you can't derail a thread that has no rails. Hence all the goofing off earlier.