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Brock Lesnar should be a guest character
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posted10/20/2015 12:50 AM (UTC)by
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SubMan799
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Fucking right, put the World Heavyweight Champion in. His fatality would involve german suplexing the victim an infinite amount of times or maybe performing the F-5 onto a bed of spikes or thumbtacks. Paul Heyman could explain his missing from the story mode by saying there is no one worthy to fight, or that the money for a fight isn't high enough.
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 •02/18/2015 10:53 PM (UTC) •
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How do we know Emperor Brock Lesnar isn't the final boss?

We know he isn't playable, because he's only got limited dates.
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OttoVonRuthless
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 •02/18/2015 10:55 PM (UTC) •
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That would be the funniest greatest thing ever if he showed up on the roster for MKX
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MK_Fanatic_
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 •02/18/2015 10:56 PM (UTC) •
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Mankind would be a better fit for the MK universe, IMO.
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 •02/18/2015 10:56 PM (UTC) •
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He can replace Sindel and start squawking in his opponents ears until their head explodes.
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 •02/18/2015 10:57 PM (UTC) •
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BREAKING NEWS!!? Brock Lesnar KONFIRMED as a KHAERAKETER!? This new official render looks pretty legit you guys. I can't wait to see him F-5 Scorpion furiouswow
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MK_Fanatic_
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 •02/18/2015 11:01 PM (UTC) •
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Dear God, he has no eyes and teeth in that photo.
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Tazer_Gunshot
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 •02/18/2015 11:23 PM (UTC) •
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Lamest thread ever! Don't mix MK with WWE. Mokap would be more interesting than a dumb fuck like Lesnar or any other WWE superstar, Imo.
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 •02/18/2015 11:26 PM (UTC) •
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SubMan799 Wrote:
BREAKING NEWS!!? Brock Lesnar KONFIRMED as a KHAERAKETER!? This new official render looks pretty legit you guys. I can't wait to see him F-5 Scorpion furiouswow

fake



real

Eat. Sleep. Conquer Realms.
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 •02/18/2015 11:34 PM (UTC) •
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Tazer_Gunshot Wrote:
Lamest thread ever! Don't mix MK with WWE. Mokap would be more interesting than a dumb fuck like Lesnar or any other WWE superstar, Imo.


If you don't like a certain thread, don't reply to it. Why bother contributing to something you disagree with?
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 •02/18/2015 11:50 PM (UTC) •
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MK_Fanatic_ Wrote:
Tazer_Gunshot Wrote:
Lamest thread ever! Don't mix MK with WWE. Mokap would be more interesting than a dumb fuck like Lesnar or any other WWE superstar, Imo.


If you don't like a certain thread, don't reply to it. Why bother contributing to something you disagree with?


Answer: Every thread is the same. Not everyone agrees in all threads.
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 •02/18/2015 11:56 PM (UTC) •
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If this happened or similar, MK will have completely jumped the shark for me. I'm done.
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MrSchmuckHead
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 •02/19/2015 12:08 AM (UTC) •
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Whoever said Mick Foley would be a better fit is right!

3 Variations

Mankind - mandible claw combos
Dude Love - groovy hypnotizing type moves
Cactus Jack - hardcore wrestling, trashcans, barbed wire bat, chairs
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Minchken
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 •02/19/2015 12:12 AM (UTC) •
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One of the more unfunny parody posts here.
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 •02/19/2015 12:16 AM (UTC) •
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Mick-Lucifer Wrote:
How do we know Emperor Brock Lesnar isn't the final boss?

We know he isn't playable, because he's only got limited dates.


Lol that is so true.
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 •02/19/2015 12:44 AM (UTC) •
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Brock Lesnar is a tool, and god do I truly hope most of you are kidding.
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Shao Kahn did nothing wrong

 •02/19/2015 12:50 AM (UTC) •
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Minchken Wrote:
One of the more unfunny parody posts here.


Almost as unfunny as cropped porn amirite?
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 •02/19/2015 12:57 AM (UTC) •
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Hahahahaha.

His in-game intros would be amazing.

Scorpion: You are no match for me!

Brock Lesnar: I don't respect anyone (if anyone that watches WWE, knows how he would say this)

Scorpion: ....
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MacyG88
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 •02/19/2015 12:58 AM (UTC) •
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His Brutality?

16 German Suplex.
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Props to MINION
 •02/19/2015 01:12 AM (UTC) •
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If we gunna have a wrestler, gotta be

Macho Man" Randy Savage . . OH YEEEEEAH!
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Asesino
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 •02/19/2015 01:16 AM (UTC) •
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Courage the cowardly dog fits better, even Muriel. Not to mention Katz.
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 •02/19/2015 01:17 AM (UTC) •
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Only the greatest guest character Idea ever made.

X-ray: Release Belly-to-back suplex that cracks their spine & ribcage. Then he applies the Brock Lock, which pops out their scapulla.
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 •02/19/2015 01:29 AM (UTC) •
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Only if Paul Heyman stands in the background, yells the whole match, and replaces the announcer when you win.
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 •02/19/2015 02:08 AM (UTC) •
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DeLaGeezy Wrote:
Hahahahaha.

His in-game intros would be amazing.

Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you.
Brock Lesnar: I'm going to leave you in a pool of blood, urine & vomit.
Kung Lao: ok

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Courage the cowardly dog fits better, even Muriel. Not to mention Katz.

Why would they put some larger-than-life, accomplished tournament fighter from Earthrealm in a Mortal Kombat video game? Makes no freakin' sense, man. It's just unheard of.
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 •02/19/2015 02:17 AM (UTC) •
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Mick-Lucifer Wrote:
DeLaGeezy Wrote:
Hahahahaha.

His in-game intros would be amazing.

Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you.
Brock Lesnar: I'm going to leave you in a pool of blood, urine & vomit.
Kung Lao: ok

Asesino Wrote:
Courage the cowardly dog fits better, even Muriel. Not to mention Katz.

Why would they put some larger-than-life, accomplished tournament fighter from Earthrealm in a Mortal Kombat video game? Makes no freakin' sense, man. It's just unheard of.


I remember when Brock said that in that Michael Cole interview. I died. Brock literally has the best promos because they're so raw and real.

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