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raidenthefridge
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Thanks to MINION for taking my Siginity!

08/06/2014 11:15 AM (UTC)
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Cassie: *Humming along to music playing in a pair of earphones*

P2: Generic MK esque insult

Cassie: *Removes one earphone* sorry what? *Puts it back in*

FIGHT.

These threads are usually cringe-tastic btw.
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ReptzMK
08/06/2014 12:45 PM (UTC)
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Scorpion: "Your death will be my salvation..."

Subby: "You will never know peace."

Scorpion: "Just as you will burn for your crimes!"
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Ascottpwns
08/06/2014 06:43 PM (UTC)
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Baraka vs. Kotal Kahn

Kotal: A Tarkatan is no match for a GOD!
Baraka: You'll die like any other mortal!
Kotal: I won't be the one dying today...


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"Life, for all it's anguish, is ours Miss Ives. It belongs to no other." - Ferdinand Lyle

08/06/2014 08:18 PM (UTC)
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raidenthefridge Wrote:
Cassie: *Humming along to music playing in a pair of earphones*

P2: Generic MK esque insult

Cassie: *Removes one earphone* sorry what? *Puts it back in*

FIGHT.

These threads are usually cringe-tastic btw.


Haha, perfect image.

And you're right, it's like standing in a room with Marilyn Manson, when you're afraid to look but know ya gotta.
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jdnice11
08/07/2014 03:00 AM (UTC)
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Nitara v Baraka
Nitara: The great Tarkatan Leader, Just another lapdog
Baraka: I have yet to taste the flesh of a Bat!
Nitata: I will be the one feasting on YOUR BLOOD!

Onaga v Kotal Kahn
Onaga: I will take the Throne and Rule Outworld again
K. Kahn: You underestimate me. I am the Gods Avatar
Onaga: I AM DONE WITH GODS
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projectzero00
08/07/2014 10:59 AM (UTC)
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Yeesh some of those are cringe-worthy
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krajax
08/17/2014 02:32 AM (UTC)
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Kotal Kahn: This isn't your fight Protector God
Taven: You threaten my realm of Edenia warlord
Kotal Kahn: And it will kneel as well!

Taven: You're facing a son of Argus!
Kotal Kahn: Bow before the sun!
Taven: I was born in fire before you

Kano: Mavado...
Mavado: Want me to shave that beard of yours old man?
Kano: Don't get cocky with me you shite!

Smoke: Where there is smoke there is fire!
Rain: Water trumps fire Lin Kuei pawn!
Smoke: We shall see

Havik: Who wants to receive my word?
Jax: Damn you ugly preacher
Havik: (sigh) Another lost lamb straying from the Way of Chaos

Meat: (makes grunting noises)
Mokap: Welcome to the club pal
Meat: (nods his head and continues with more grunting)

Kenshi: Friend or foe?
Blaze: Depends on the outcome of our battle
Kenshi: Foe it is
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Maria_Linda
08/17/2014 03:02 AM (UTC)
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Tanya VS Anyone

Tanya : ME. I AM TANYA. THE ELUSIVE KOMBATEUSE.
Opponent : ?
Tanya : glasses
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whatuknowaboutMK?
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Winter is Coming A Lanister always pays his debts You know nothing Jon Snow! We do not sow! Valar Morghulis

08/18/2014 03:37 AM (UTC)
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Scorpion vs Sub-Zero

Scorpion: what is this music?!
Sub-Zero: it's Wiz Khalifa.
Scorpion: I hate it!!!!

FIGHT!
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jdnice11
08/18/2014 05:20 AM (UTC)
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Reiko vs Quan Chi
Quan Chi- Shao kahn is no more, you will serve us
Reiko- I serve only Myself
Quan Chi- Shinnok will not be pleased

Raiden vs Nightwolf
NW- I sense a dark change in you Haokah
Raiden- Yes and you will follow...
NW- i will cleanse you of this darkness

Li Mei vs Kano
Li Mei- YOU, YOU destroyed my village
Kano- You'll have to be a little more specific baby
Li Mei- A kick to the face should jar your memory

Baraka vs Ferra/Torr
Baraka- You smell like Tarkata
Torr- *Rages and slams the ground repeatedly* Ferra- Whoa Whoa Torr don't like Blade beast very much
Baraka- ....where are you Blades?
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Winter is Coming A Lanister always pays his debts You know nothing Jon Snow! We do not sow! Valar Morghulis

08/18/2014 05:34 AM (UTC)
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No seriously though.

Scorpion vs Noob Saibot:

Scorpion: who are you?
Noob Saibot: you of all people should know that death is not a means to an end.
Scorpion: *surprised* Bi Han..

Kano vs Shang Tsung

Kano: Do ya have me money?
Shang Tsung: Do you have the weapons, I requested?
Kano: uh uh mate, me money first.

At the risk of sounding campy..

Fujin vs Kotal Kahn

Fujin: surrender now Kotal Kahn.
Kotal Kahn: what's a wind god to a sun god??
Fujin: the sun eventually goes down, while the wind blows day and night.

Kano vs Jax

Kano: did ya get those from a junk yard?
Jax: that depends. Did you take the scrap metal I left behind?
Kano: maybe..

Sektor vs Cyrax

Sektor: we do not have to do this. Join me.
Cyrax: I will NEVER join your forces Sektor.
Sektor: You can't deny what you are forever!
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why

08/18/2014 05:54 AM (UTC)
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Kano: Hey BAYBEH...
Cassie: Not again..
Kano: I STUDIED ALL YO MOVES


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jdnice11
08/22/2014 03:02 AM (UTC)
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Cassie: So your this Big shot protector of Earth right?
Raiden: Johnny & Sonya's daughter's, i thought the headache was over
Cassie: My parents say the same thing

Kano: Hey little lady, how about you let Kano take you out
Ferra: Get past Torr and you can take me anywhere
Kano: One dead Big Guy in a tick

Kotal Kahn: You're a Cryomancer?
SZ: What do you know of my Ancestors?
Kotal Kahn: A worthy Race but a Cold Race

Kano: Aww your not still sour over that incident are ya mate?
Kotal: Your treachery knows no bounds...DEATH is Upon you!
Kano: DEATH...blah blah shut up and fight
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Manneen
08/22/2014 08:30 PM (UTC)
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Gotcha Wrote:
Sonya: Liu Kang? You're alive?
Liu: *points* Too bad YOU-...
Liu:
Liu:
Liu: will DIE!

tongue


I got a good laugh out of that, thank you grin
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"Pray for the Kahn's Mercy"

08/22/2014 11:03 PM (UTC)
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These threads are the cringiest things on the internet, though props to the dude with Annihilation reference. I just propose that Razor is allowed to write Liu Kang's response to Raiden. It'll take a half hour but it'd be worth it
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kungkang12
08/23/2014 06:31 PM (UTC)
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Ermac: We will defeat you!
Kano: I'd like to see you guys try.
Ermac: We will wipe that smirk off your face

Raiden: I will stop you once more.
Shinnok: Will you destroy another race in the process?
Raiden: Silence, you monster.

Cassie: Down Kitty
Kintaro: *roars* *pounds chest* You will die!
Cassie: Bad Kitty!

Fujin: It is not too late to fight with us
Kano: Then its not too late to pay me in Cash
Fujin: your greed will be your downfall

Johnny Cage: Hey Cary is that you?
Shang Tsung: You will die for that actor
Johnny Cage: Good old Carey HT.
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jdnice11
08/23/2014 07:25 PM (UTC)
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Raiden: You alone have put Earthrealm in Danger, Shao Kahn was the result
Kano: Aw Mate, I can't take all the credit
Raiden: You will not survive this encounter

Sub Zero: I see you survived our last encounter
Kano: I will burn through your cold heart Iceman (lights up laser eye)
Sub Zero: I see you've upgraded, Good!
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Napalm1980
08/23/2014 08:35 PM (UTC)
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kano: "no more hiding for you."
cassie: "you think i hide from you? don't make me laugh."
kano: "i gonna change your laughing to screams of pain!"
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why

08/23/2014 09:35 PM (UTC)
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Scorpion: I will avenge my family!
Sub-Zero: Your corpse will be encased in an ice coffin!
Scorpion: Fire melts ice.

Goro: I will crush your sunglasses.
Johnny Cage: They're 500$, so there's no way you're crushing these.

Shinnok: I do not need you anymore, I will now kill you!
Quan Chi: How will you kill me when I possess the real amulet?
Shinnok: What do you mean..?

Baraka: Your ugly race is dead.
Reptile: Look at which race is talking.
Baraka: You'll pay for that..

Yeah, I know, I'm terrible at this.
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krajax
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Takeda: Out of my way
Kenshi: Revenge won't bring your mother back
Takeda: You know nothing about her!

Takeda: I'll kill you
Daegon: Many have tried boy
Takeda: I'll surprise you then

Frost: Stand here and fight coward
Cassie: Better than looking at your ice blue hair
Frost: I'll jam icicles down your throat for that!

Cassie: TV Trope #23 Anime Hair?
Frost: That's my Arctic Hold product bitch!
Cassie: Ick your product name sucks

Mileena: You're not my father
Reiko: I can be better for you
Mileena: How about as a tasty morsel?

Taven: What happened to my brother!?
Shinnok: He saw the truth!
Taven: You manipulated him!

Liu Kang: YOU DID THIS TO ME THUNDER GOD!
Raiden: I had no choice.
Liu Kang: THERE'S ALWAYS A CHOICE!

Liu Kang: Leave Earthrealm Raiden
Raiden: And let you rule it?
Liu Kang: Better an inhabitant than a madman like you!

Liu Kang: Raiden is mine
Scorpion: You dishonor your title Shaolin!
Liu Kang: Do not lecture me on honor demon!

Kitana: You live Kung Lao
Kung Lao: Care for a friendly spar?
Kitana (sarcastic): Careful Shaolin, my dance is deadly

Kung Lao: We should do this more often
Kitana: Leading our forces into battle?
Kung Lao: One can only dream

Kitana: Don't do this Liu Kang
Liu Kang: I'm doing this for Earthrealm!
Kitana: No, you stopped doing it the day you became a god!

Taven: I take it you don't like Edenian men?
Liu Kang: Eat shit arrogant prick.
Taven: Rain doesn't define us, you know.

Liu Kang: This is your last warning
Taven: I'm a god too, you know
Liu Kang: This isn't the first time I kill a god.

Kitana: Nice hairdo.
Cassie: Did you just joke?
Kitana: It happens every 10,000 years.

Cassie: Ready?
"Jax's daughter": Give it your best shot girlfriend
Cassie: I thought I told you not to call me that.

Kung Lao: You failed to protect us
Raiden: I failed?! I saved your realm!
Kung Lao: Did Liu Kang had to die for that?

Liu Kang: Another of Raiden's puppets
Sub-Zero: Break me if you can
Liu Kang: My fire will melt your flesh mortal.

Kung Lao: Bo Rai' Cho would be disappointed in you!
Liu Kang: He would be proud of my accomplishments!
Kung Lao: Becoming a murderer is one of them?

Scorpion: Do not let rage blind you!
Takeda: You know nothing about my mom!
Scorpion: I LOST MORE THAN YOU CAN COMPREHEND!

Liu Kang: You die today, Shinnok!
Shinnok: No longer Raiden's plaything? Goood.
Liu Kang: I'll do what Raiden should have done years ago!

Liu Kang: You'll join Shao Kahn in his grave!
Kotal Kahn: You live in a black-and-white world Shaolin.
Liu Kang: That's good enough for me!

Fujin: You're delusional Liu Kang!
Liu Kang: Careful how you speak to me!
Fujin: Your arrogance transcends your sanity.

Liu Kang: I am Earthrealm's rightful God!
Fukin: You will never have a place amongst us!
Liu Kang: Then I will gladly rule a dying realm!

Liu Kang: Raiden had to die!
Kung Lao: You abandoned your oath for a life of vengeance?
Liu Kang: I am no longer Shaolin!

Raiden: Your actions are threatening reality
Liu Kang: I'm preserving it!
Raiden: Your latest acts say otherwise

Liu Kang: Surrender D'vorah!
D'vorah: And let you burn my hive down?
Liu Kang: You don't have chance.

Kitana: You know this is wrong!
Liu Kang: I don't need your pity and your "love!"
Kitana: Then my Liu Kang is truly dead.
















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Immortal_Kanji
01/16/2015 12:45 AM (UTC)
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Here are mine on Liu:

Cassie: So you're the "champ" I heard about.
Liu Kang: I see your parents in you.
Cassie: You're about to see why!

Liu Kang: Cage's and Sonya's daughter?
Cassie: You got a problem or something, monk man?
Liu Kang: Your parents are not the problem. Raiden is!

Liu Kang: You killed us all, thunder god!
Raiden: I had no choice.
Liu Kang: There is ALWAYS A CHOICE!

Kitana: Liu Kang?
Liu Kang: I don't want to fight you Kitana.
Kitana: Neither do I.

Liu Kang: Kitana... you're alive?
Kitana: Alive to see you broken, my love.
Liu Kang: You mustn't see me like this!
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Bllake
01/16/2015 01:11 AM (UTC)
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Kitana v. Mileena
K: Mileena...
M: Back so soon? *evil laugh*
K: I was never gone (idk).

Kano v. Ferra/Torr
K: Guess I'll have to gut you both.
F: Torr always win.
K: We'll see about that.

Tanya v. Raiden
T: You're a waste of my time.
R: This isn't your purpose, Tanya. (assuming she willfully joins Shinnok's/Quan Chi's forces)
T: It is the reason I live and the reason you won't!

Sonya v. Raiden
S: You've gone mad, Raiden.
R: You are not safe, Sonya.
S: I'm safer than anyone standing by you. (assuming Sonya has lost Raiden's trust)

Johnny Cage v. Kotal Kahn
JC: Your reign is over. (assuming Johnny has matured)
KK: Fool. *evil laugh*
JC: And so is your life!

Fin.
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Immortal_Kanji
01/16/2015 01:36 AM (UTC)
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Sonya vs Raiden
Sonya: Our daughter shouldn't be involved in our causes.
Raiden: Earth won't be safe for long.
Sonya: Well its a big mistake!
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Tazer_Gunshot
01/16/2015 01:38 AM (UTC)
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If they were in MKX

Daegon: "Brother...?"
Taven: "Yes, I have surfaced"
Daegon: "Now, you will be buried!"
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Darkk
01/16/2015 02:22 AM (UTC)
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Most of these are extremely cringeworthy



Only thing I'd like to see if they do a cyborg trailer.

Sektor: We are the Lin Kuei
Cyrax: More stealthful than the night
Sektor: More deadly than the dawn

Or any two Lin Kuei characters
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