Hotaru vs Stryker
Hotaru: Your idea of law and order is pitiful.
Stryker: Your "order" leads to anarchy, which leads to chaos.
Hotaru: Freedom leads to chaos!

Conker vs Scorpion
Conker: Gregg? When did you get so big? And why are you wearing yellow?
Scorpion: I'm gonna burn you alive you pesky squirrel!
Conker: Oh, charming!

Conker vs Bo Rai Cho
Conker: Hey, I want some of that wine!
Bo: No, it's mine!
Conker: No need to get so rude.

Johnny Cage vs Drahmin
Johnny: Taken a bath recently?
Drahmin: I'll bathe in your entrails!
Johnny: Well, you know what they say: No guts, no glory!

Raiden vs. Kung Lao
Raiden: Where have you been Kung Lao?
Kung Lao: Serving Quan Chi kool-aid in the Netherrealm!
Raiden: *circulates hands* Curse you Quan Chi!

Sonya vs. Erron Black

Sonya: Hand over Cassie!
Erron: I do not know who you speak of!
Sonya: Don't lie to me traitor!

Kotal vs. Sonya

Kotal: You threaten me?!
Sonya: You came into our realm, THREATENING US
Kotal: I will not stand for this slander!

D'vorah vs. Sonya

D'vorah: What's it going to be human?
Sonya: How about a gun up your vagina?
D'vorah: My brood will enjoy, feasting on you!

Jarek vs. Cassie

Jarek: Stop right there Cage
Cassie: So you're supposed to be Paul Bunyan?
Jarek: Except this axe will be aiming for your head

Sonya vs. Kano

Sonya: Where's Cassie, you bastard?
Kano: You're pointing at the wrong culprit!
Sonya: The involvement of your goons say otherwise!

Jacqui Briggs vs. Tasia

Jacqui: Damn you're scary
Tasia: Then stand down and no harm will come
Jacqui: (tsk) I'll stick with the kick-your-ass option

Cassie vs. Frost

Cassie: Frost you're alive!
Frost: I don't die that easily
Cassie: So...BFFs?

Liu Kang (Player 1): WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Liu Kang (Player 2): WUHTAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Liu Kang (Player 1): YATATATATATATATATATATATA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kung Lao vs Scorpion:

KL: I have no quarrel with you!

SC: I will have my REVENGE!

KL: I now have a quarrel with you.


Kung Lao vs Sub-Zero:

KL: I have no quarrel with you!

SZ: I will freeze you to the core!

KL: I now have a quarrel with you.


Kung Lao vs D'Vorah:

KL: I have no quarrel with you!

DV: I will feed you to my maggots!

KL: I now have a quarrel with you.


Kung Lao vs Kotal Kahn:

KL: I have no quarrel with you!

KK: Palemna Paval!!! (or whatever that weird chant in his victory pose is)

KL: I now have a quarrel with you.


Kung Lao vs Ferra/Torr

KL: I have no quarrel with you!

FT: We no like hat man!

KL: I now have a quarrel with you.


Kung Lao vs Cassie Cage:

KL: I have no quarrel with you!

CC: Your hat is stupid.

KL: I now have a quarrel with you.


Kung Lao vs Kano:

KL: I have no quarrel with you!

K(insert appropriate letter here): I'll cut your throat!

KL: I now have a quarrel with you.


Kung Lao vs Raiden:

KL: I have no quarrel with you!

R: Even after I offered to sell your soul?

KL: ...I now have a quarrel with you.


Kung Lao vs Quan Chi:

KL: I have no quarrel with you!

QC: I will return you to the NetherRealm!

KL: I now have a quarrel with you.


Kung Lao vs Kitana:

KL: I have no quarrel with you!

KT: I boned your best friend.

KL: I now have a quarrel with you.


Kung Lao vs Ermac:

KL: I have no quarrel with you!

ER: Take a closer look at our mouth.

KL (noticing Ermac's mouth): I now have a quarrel with you.


Kung Lao vs Kung Lao (mirror match)

KL: I have no quarrel with you!

KL: WISSEJUEH!

KL: I now have a quarrel with you.


Kung Lao vs Johnny Cage:

KL: I have no quarrel with you!

JC: Even though I'm prettier than you?

KL (realizing JC is indeed prettier than him): I now have a quarrel with you.


Kung Lao vs Sonya Blade:

KL: I have no quarrel with you!

SB: Keep saying that and I'll kick your teeth in!

KL: I now have a quarrel with you.


Kung Lao vs Shang Tsung:

KL: I have no quarrel with you!

ST: I will devour your soul!

KL: I now have a quarrel with you.


Kung Lao vs Reptile:

KL: I have no quarrel with you!

R: We've been over this.

KL: Oh yeah...


Kung Lao vs Liu Kang:

KL: I have no quarrel with you!

LK: Nor I with you.

KL:Well in that case... *round immediately ends with a friendship, no fighting is involved)

I now have a Quirrel with you

It's spelled Q-U-A-R-R-E-L



Loved yours too btw

Otto Octavious (Dr Octopus) vs Raiden
Otto: I am your superior in every way, thunder god. I should be earth's protector!
Raiden: Like you were the Superior Spider-Man?
Otto: I've learned from my mistakes, unlike you.

Venom vs Sindel
Venom: We're gonna make you scream!
Sindel screams loudly and says: That's the last thing you'd do!
Venom: Then we'll rip your vocal cords!
(Could work for Freddy too, with some tweaks)

Hotaru vs Johnny
Hotaru: I'm disappointed, John. I thought I taught you discipline.
Johnny: Discipline doesn't equate having a stick up your ass.
Hotaru: Then you've left me no choice. I must put you down, before you lose control of your powers again.

Sheeva vs Goro
Sheeva: You are nothing but a politician.
Goro: And you're a deserter.
Sheeva: I did what was best for the Shokan.
Goro: As do I.

Goro : I am a better shokan leader than you are Sheeva.
Sheeva : I will show you who the real leader is Goro.
Goro : Ok this should be interesting.

I can't tell if I have to explain that it was a pun based on word association, or if there is a troll in the dungeon. So I'll just say "thank you!"

Kitana: So you're a swordswoman?
Tasia: 20 years of training have made me the best
Kitana: I am not impressed

Khrome : The Kamidogu will be mine Scorpion.
Scorpion : You will have to really kill me this time.
Khrome : I will make it a privilege to kill you.

No troll in this dungeon, I just don't know much about Harry Potter, sorry. And I do like yours, Liu Kang's my favorite.

No-Face vs Sonya
NF: Such a pretty face. Would you care for some....adjustments? *activates his flamethrower*
Sonya: Your new name will be No-Life if you don't tell me where Kano is!
NF: Such burning hatred for him.


Jack Torrance vs Cassie
Jack lustfully looks at Cassie, like he did the young woman in the bathtub.

Cassie blows a balloon with her bubblegum, looking completely indifferent, and it pops. She then sarcastically says "Oops. Sorry to burst your bubble, mister".

Jack makes an angry grimace, and Delbert Grady appears behind him and tells him to "correct her, Mr Torrance" and hand him the axe.

Kobra vs Cassie
Kobra: Hey bitch! Get on your knees!
Cassie: Hey, Ken! Is your last name Masters, or Doll?
Kobra: The name's Kobra, and I'll show you doll, you bitch!

Kobra vs Sheeva
Kobra: You're too buff for me. Get lost.
Sheeva: Buffy! That's my favorite TV show!
Kobra: Nothing but feminazi garbage! I'll put you in your place!

*For the record, I don't mean to condone sexism with these Kobra intro ideas, in fact they're meant to make him even more fun to kill*.

Kitana: Dark magic has infatuated you
Tanya: What can I say? Knowledge is power
Kitana: Power in the wrong hands

Tanya: Lord Liu will never belong to you!
Kitana: That's because you brainwashed him
Tanya: He freely chose me instead of you!

Kitana: That promise of a dynasty ends here
Tanya: Slay me and Lord Liu's unborn child? You're just an ordinary assassin then
Kitana: An assassin with a purpose in saving the realms

Sindel: You're still young
Tanya: But I have intelligence
Sindel: You should have used it for good!

Tanya: You still live Shaolin peasant?
Kung Lao: I will not let you drag Liu Kang into darkness!
Tanya: Then I will do what my "husband" has failed to do!

Sareena: I can help you
Tanya: Says a demon from the Netherrealm
Sareena: I am much freer from that place than you!

Sareena: Careful Lin Kuei warrior
Sub-Zero: What's under that human disguise?
Sareena (horns protrude and eyes glow orange): Would you like to find out?

Kitana : I hate you
Mileena : Likewise sister.
Kitana : I am no sister of yours.

Drahmin vs Kabal
Drahmin tries to sneak up on Kabal, who runs away at superhuman speed.

Drahmin: Whoa, fast food!
Kabal: And you're way past the expiration date.
Drahmin: You've already been cooked. Can't wait to feast!

Drahmin vs Moloch
Drahmin: I gave you the head! Why isn't that enough?
Moloch: You ate everything else! The arms, the legs, the liver, everything!
Drahmin: You've always been such a glutton, Moloch!

Kabal vs Freddy
Freddy: Seems like we've got something in common.
Kabal: We've got nothing in common, scum.
Freddy: Your appearance says otherwise, heh heh heh.

Kobra vs Kenshi
Kobra: Hey heyyy, I'm over there! *laughs moronically*
Kenshi: I hear dumb people.
Kobra: What did you say!!! I'll shut you up!!!

Wolverine vs Baraka
Wolverine: *Snikt* (gets his blades out)
Baraka: *Snikt*
Both then snarl at one another.

Wolverine vs Baraka, intro 2
Wolverine: *Snikt*
Baraka: You're nothing but a human with claws *pops his own blades out*
Wolverine: First time someone mocks me by calling me human.

Kano vs Jack Torrance
Kano: You should stick to hack writing.
Jack: Nah, I'll give you the axe, instead.
Kano: Worst mistake of your pathetic life.

Sub-Zero vs Jack Torrance
SZ: Do you always go out in the cold dressed like that?
Jack: I'll chop you up quickly enough.
SZ: Your son would disagree.

Erron Black : This here realm aint big enough for thugh 2 of us

Cassie Cage: Ha! Then maybe you should go back to the 19th century, cowboy.

Erron Black: Draw *pulls out gun"

Mileena walks in like a stripper.
Ash Williams: It's a trick. Get an axe.

Kobra vs Erron Black
Kobra: Hey man, I love cowboys. Let's go kill Indians together.
Erron fires his gun at Kobra's head, making Kobra scream "WAAAH!!!" as he dodge the bullet.
Kobra: What's the matter with you?!

Mileena vs Kabal
Mileena takes off her veil to spook Kabal.
Kabal: Wanna see my face?
Mileena: NOOOO!!! Keep your helmet on!

Duke Nukem vs Sheeva
Duke Nukem: Whoa, an alien babe.
Sheeva: I'm a Shokan, and you're a pig.
Duke Nukem: You can't seriously confuse me with them.

Mileena vs Duke Nukem
Mileena: Give me a Duke Burger!
Duke Nukem: Want some lead with it? *loads gun*
Mileena: I love it when they play rough!

Drahmin/Moloch vs Duke Nukem
Drahmin/Moloch: I want a Duke Burger!
Duke Nukem: That's more than you can chew.
Drahmin/Moloch: I tenderize my meat! *rubs club/ball with left hand*

Duke Nukem vs Reptile
Duke Nukem: I always wanted to wear snake-skin boots.
Reptile: I'll wear your skin!
Duke Nukem: The babes still won't like you.

Stryker/Cassie vs Erron Black
Stryker/Cassie pulls out his/her gun.
Erron pulls out his.
Stryker/Cassie: So it's a showdown, I see.

Tanya vs Rain
Tanya: The throne of Outworld will be mine, Rain.
Rain: You're the Ambassador's daughter. I'm the son of Argus.
Tanya: But only an half-god.

Jarek vs Fujin
Jarek: Blow me! Ha ha ha!
Fujin: Away? It will be my pleasure.
Jarek: I'll make you my bitch!

Jarek vs Kobra
Jarek: You? In the Black Dragon? Ha ha ha! What can you do besides kill gas station guys?
Kobra: Not fall off a cliff, and rip that stupid pinch beard off your face!
Jarek: Why you little punk, I'll scalp your girly hair!

Horatio Caine vs Reptile
Horatio: I know what you are.
Reptile: *snarls*
Hotario: *puts on sunglasses* A snivelling little reptile.
*AAAAIIIIEEE!!!!*

Horatio Caine vs Johnny Cage
Horatio: You know what you are?
Johnny: Just get it over with, David.
Horatio: *puts on sunglasses* An untalented hack.
*AAAAIIIEEE!!!!*
Johnny: *Yawn*

Horatio Caine vs Sindel
Horatio: You might be loyalty, but you *puts on sunglasses*
Sindel: AAAIIIIEEE!!!!
Horatio: ...

Raiden verses Dark Fujin
Raiden : You failed me Fujin
Dark Fujin : Raiden you failed yourself now you and the entire earthrealm will pay.
Raiden : I had not seen this happening.
Liu Kang versus Kung Lao
Liu Kang : Why are you here monk.
Kung Lao : I am trying to protect you Liu.
Liu Kang : I do not need your help.

Kung Lao: Guns are not fair weapons
Erron Black: Yet you use a razor-sharp hat
Kung Lao: To prevent a fight, not start one.

Hanzo: Kuai Liang...
Kuai (possessed): The stain to the Lin Kuei ends here!
Hanzo: I will do what I must to "help" you

Dark Liu Kang: Raiden destroyed my life!
Scorpion: Gods and demons destroyed my family too Shaolin.
Dark Liu Kang: But you weren't there trying to save them!

Shang Tsung: Kahn's hold over you is finished
Ermac: You shall die this time traitor!
Shang Tsung: Your dispositions will fail again

Shang Tsung: I am done serving Kahn
Kung Lao: Which one sorcerer?
Shang Tsung: The megalomaniac who ruined my life

Cassie: Hey, there's some kind of leprechaun on your back.

Ferra/Torr: Me no leprechaun! We rip you apart!

Cassie: Oh it talks, how cute.



Goro: You will bow before the empress.

Kotal: I bow for no one:

Goro: Then perish.



Sub-Zero: New Hat?

Kung Lao: How nice of you to notice.

Sub-Zero: Well I am a nICE guy



Cassie: Oh great, everyone's favorite thunder god...

Raiden: Where is your father?

Cassie: Protecting our realm, you should try it sometime.

cool.

Mileena vs Kitana
M- Its time for you die sister
K- You will be the one who dies B*tch
M- laughs We will see.

Kitana vs Mileena

K- Your reign has passed Mileena
M- Laughs not by a long shot
K- Silence you insignificant fool!

Sektor vs SubZero

s- The Lin Kuei is mine SubZero
Sz- The Lin Kuei does not serve machines Sektor!
S- You will all be automated soon enough.

Subzero vs Sektor


S- Prepare for judgment Sektor
Sek- Lin Kuei face no judgment
S- Your machine logic fails you!