Ermac: Kitana... my daughter.
Kitana: I'm happy to hear your voice.
Ermac: Let us fight with honor.

Kitana: My father.
Ermac: We are all... one.
Kitana: Let us all be that way.

Kitana: I thought we had an understanding
Liu Kang: I NEVER loved you
Kitana: Then I take it all back...

Kitana: Stay away from Liu Kang
Tanya: You're jealous Kitana?
Kitana: No, I am CONCERNED for him

Quan Chi: Hand over the relic
Ferra: Torr no like mean albino man!
Quan Chi: Then I shall pry it from your cold dead hands

Baraka: The White Lotus will die out with honor!
Kung Lao: I'll not be the one dying today.
Baraka: Words from a old, broken monk...

Ermac: Liu Kang
Liu Kang: Lets see if I destroy all of your souls demon
Ermac: We will crush YOU godling

Kenshi: Calm yourself...
Ermac: We do not know the meaning of calm
Kenshi: Let me demonstrate...

Jade: She cared about you
Liu Kang: She sends her slave to give me this message?
Jade: Kitana is my best friend!

Quan Chi: Where are your allies now Fire God?
Liu Kang: I don't need friends
Quan Chi: Then let me put you out of your misery

Ashrah: Datusha thirsts for your soul
Quan Chi: Your blade can 't harm me Ashrah
Ashrah: My blade senses your fear regardless

Tanya: I can be your comfort.
Scorpion: You will never replace Kana!
Tanya: Your dead wife has made you weak!

Kung Lao: What happened to you Liu Kang?
Liu Kang: I transcended my humanity
Kung Lao? Transcended? You lost your connection to it!

Raiden: What did you do Liu Kang?
Liu Kang (bloody fists): Justice.
Raiden: Shao Kahn said the same thing after he poisoned Onaga

Liu Kang: You're weak without me.
Kitana: 10,000 life years of freeing my realm proves otherwise
Liu Kang: Lets see if they'll miss you after I KILL you

Johnny Cage: Liu Kang buddy it's me Johnny!
Liu Kang: I am NOT your "buddy"
Johnny Cage: You're joking...right?

Takeda: Daegon is mine!
Taven: You're a little young to be playing with swords
Takeda: Alien smartass..

Jacqui: Eat shit, ice bitch
Frost: You don't scare me Cocoa Puffs
Jacqui: You did not just say that!

Continuing the thread with new ideas,

Shang Tsung: Liu Kang is the enemy, not me
Kung Lao: You let me die in the tournament!
Shang Tsung: Priorities Kung Lao, priorities...

Reptile: Revive my homeland Kotal Kahn!
Kotal Kahn: Patience is not strong with you
Reptile: I am done waiting!

Sonya: Cassie is mine Johnny
Johnny: So you can let Raiden kill her?
Sonya: This isn't about Raiden!

Johnny: Always following Raiden's orders.
Sonya: He wants to protect Earth Johnny
Johnny: Then maybe you should have married him

Sonya: You disgust me
Johnny: Consider it a happy sparring match
Sonya: Consider it a divorce

Reiko: Daegon...
Daegon: Reiko...
Reiko: (bored sigh) Well lets get this over with

Reptile: Kotal will resurrect my people!
Raiden: He will betray your contract like all the others
Reptile: Like you Thunder God?

Sonya: This isn't your fight Cassie!
Cassie: What are you going to do, ground me?
Sonya: Don't test my patience young lady!

Cassie: I'm not your baby Sonya
Sonya: What happened to "Mom"?
Cassie: She ran out of the house

Kotal Kahn: We want an alliance
Sonya: Your realm can go to hell!
Kotal Kahn: Then your realm will burn as well!

Reptile: Kano...
Kano: Another croc to poach!
Reptile: Another simpleton to eat!

Reptile: You will die mammal!
Sub-Zero: Not if I freeze your blood
Reptile: Acid burns ice

Raiden: I thought you died sorcerer
Shang Tsung: It's hard for me to be killed Thunder God
Raiden: Then I'll make sure you stay dead

Shang Tsung: We have unfinished business
Quan Chi: Leaving Hell so soon souleater?
Shang Tsung: Lets say I've gained a perspective from it

Mileena: Make me beautiful!
Shang Tsung: What's done cannot be reversed
Mileena: I DON'T CARE!

Khameleon: I am the Matriarch of Zaterra
Kotal Kahn: I am your emperor!
Khameleon: Kahn or not they always fall

Tanya Vs Kitana
Kitana was an assassin for Shao Kahn. I imagine that Tanya resents Kitana for being given the throne while she labeled a traitor for her own allegiance to Shinnok.

Tanya: *mockingly* The Princess of Outworld lives...
Kitana: I fight for Shao Kahn no longer....
Tanya: Allow me to spill your royal blood!

Kitana: There is no room for traitors in Edenia.
Tanya: Hypocrite! You've killed Edenians in the name of Outworld.
Kitana: Then I shall correct my mistakes, beginning with you!

Quan Chi: Your contract is over Kano
Kano: It ain't over until the fat lady sings
Quan Chi: Then sing your last tune while you still can

Sareena: The Kamidogu is controlling you
Sub-Zero: Can't...let...go...
Sareena: I'll apologize later Kuai Liang

Stryker: What makes you military material, private?
Cassie: Watching nut-punching scenes from Ninja Mime repeatedly
Stryker: Wait a second...you're Johnny's kid?!

Stryker: You ain't taking my city over
Liu Kang (Protector God/Dark): All guns, no power
Stryker: Maybe a pumpful of lead should educate you

Cassie: You're kinda cute
Ferr/Torr: No call Ferra cute! Torr smash!
Cassie: Geez I was just being nice for once

Cassie: So a momma's boy huh?
Takeda: My mother is dead
Cassie: Wow... sorry?

Tanya: Open for any sorceresses?
Noob: Sorry, my eyes are open for she-demons only
Tanya: No wonder you're depressing...

Liu Kang (Protector God/Dark): It's over Raiden
Raiden: I am sorry, but you were not the one destined to...
Liu Kang: A riddle? You disappoint me...

Liu Kang (Protector God/Dark): You will die Thunder God!
Raiden: Liu Kang forgive me...
Liu Kang: NEVER!

Liu Kang (Protector God/Dark): You have killed us.
Raiden: No Liu Kang, almost everyone of our allies are al..
Liu Kang: Now I'm going to kill YOU Raiden

Sonya: Cassie, Stand at ATTENTION
Cassie: Mom, you might outrank me, but I'm not taking orders from you.
Sonya: Then I'll just have to kick your ass, you little brat!

Kitana: "Still trying to take over my identity?"
Mileena: "You died once. You will again today."
Kitana: "We'll see about that. Hiya!"

Mileena: "Sister! You look very much alive!"
Kitana: "Any last words?"
Mileena: "You were always the ugly one"

Sindel: "Kitana! You're alive." (warmheartedly)
Kitana: "Hello mother. You ready?"
Sindel: "I'm sorry I hurt you"

Kitana: "This is it. Are you ready?"
Sindel: "Is there no other way?"
Kitana: "I've always loved you."

Tanya: "Princess...I will be"
Kitana: "Not today traitor!"
Tanya: "It's time for you to die...and never come back!"

Kitana: "You'll pay for your crimes, Tanya"
Tanya: "Are you sure about that?"
Kitana: "You will learn respect!"

Sindel: "Tanya. How could you?"
Tanya: "Edenia has no need for weaklings!"
Sindel: "I will end your life!"

Tanya: "Sindel your reign ends here"
Sindel: "Fool...you live only because I allow you to"
Tanya: "It's time to prove you wrong"

Tanya: "Kitana?"
Mileena: "You reek of lies!"
Tanya: "Abomination..."

Mileena: "There can only be one bad girl."
Tanya: "Hmph. You won't stand a chance against me."
Mileena: "I'll rid my 'sister' another cheap knock-off"

Sindel: "Join us Mileena"
Mileena: "I'd rather kill you all"
Sindel: "Then let us settle this"

Mileena: "Mother!"
Sindel: "I am not your mother, monster!"
Mileena: "Mother dies today"

If Sindel makes it in, I NEED to see this happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIt0VY7Yg2w

This needs to happen!!! NOW!!!

Scorpion: You irritate me
Mileena: Want a bear hug?
Scorpion: ENOUGH!

Scorpion: I have fought many warriors Kitana
Kitana: I have 10,000 years more combat experience, Earthrealmer
Scorpion: I am more demon than man

Sub-Zero: Time to bring you to justice
Shinnok: And how many sins have YOU committed?
Sub-Zero: Don't you dare twist my words demon!

Scorpion: You're undisciplined in kombat
Cassie: Lets say I have a thing against authority
Scorpion: Then allow me to teach you humility

Scorpion: Reptile...
Reptile: I am the most powerful ninja!
Scorpion: Unlike you, I am a free man!

Takeda: We need to talk about my parents
Scorpion: Not now Takeda
Takeda: You're hiding something from me!

Kano and Kotal Kahn walk towards each other in the snow forest.

Kotal " You cold too Kano?"
Kano" Yeah, wanna huddle for warmth?"
Kotal" Yeah"

Mileena: You promised make me BEAUTIFUL!
Tanya: I lie...
Mileena: Now witch... You'll DIE!

Tanya: Still grunting lackey?
Reptile: I found a liar to eat!
Tanya: You'll have a indigestion.

Reptile: There's no where you can run!
Cassie (takes out earpiece): What's that? I couldn't hear the awful movie cliche coming out of your mouth
Reptile (agitated): CAGE!

Jacqui: Why did you tear off his arms?
Ermac: He disturbed us!
Jacqui: A guy like you?

Mileena: How would you like some company
(Ermac forms a middle finger gesture with his multiple souls)
Mileena: YOU ARE SO DEAD!

Kotal Khan vs. Raiden
Kotal: You have no chance, Thunder God.
Raiden: Thunder clouds block out the sun.
Kotal: Temporarily.

Seriously, they gotta fix that. "Thunder blocks out the sun" makes no sense.

Kitana vs. Mileena
Kitana: Your obsession with me is unhealthy.
Mileena: I'm going to enjoy carving up that pretty face.
Kitana: Not if I take your head off first.

Kung Lao vs. Reptile
Kung Lao: Zaterrian slime!
Reptile: Shaolin peasant!
Kung Lao: I will hang you by your own tongue!

Sub-Zero vs. Takeda
Sub-Zero: Do not get in the middle of this, boy.
Takeda: I'll save Scorpion the trouble of getting his hands dirty.
Sub-Zero: Then I shall give him another reason to hate me.

Kotal Khan vs. Mileena
Kotal: I'm going to send your soul screaming back to hell.
Mileena: *Giggles* I'll love to see you try.
Kotal: And you will.

Raiden vs. Liu Kang
Raiden: Things didn't turn out good for you the last time we fought.
Liu Kang: This time will be different.
Raiden: We shall see.

Liu Kang vs. Shang Tsung
Liu Kang: All of those souls and you still don't have one of your own? I pity you, Sorcerer.
Shang: *spits* Save your pity for the weak!
Liu Kang: Surrender, it's over!

Couldn't help myself with that last one

Drahmin: We made a deal!
Quan Chi: Sorry Drahmin business is business
Drahmin: I will avenge Moloch!

Baraka: You annoy me human!
Cassie: Aww piranha face needs a hug!
Baraka (unsheathes blades): STOP TALKING!

Daegon: Give up while you still can
Kano: Surrendering ain't my style mate
Deagon: Then perhaps I will beat you to submission

Tanya: What do you have that I don't?
Cassie: Big balls?
Tanya: ...sorry that's a new one who are you exactly?

Kano vs. Mileena
K: How 'bout we take this back to my place, sweetheart?
M: Sure. Right after I devour your face!
K: Playing hard to get? I like it!

Kitana Vs Mileena

Kitana: The throne belongs to me mileena
Mileena: You will never have it sister
Kitana: I am not your sister and ur life ends here

Mileena: Let me devour that pretty face
Kitana: The face you will never have
Mileena: I WILL END YOU

Kitana: Kotal i wish to test your abilities
Kotal: I won't go easy on you princess
Kitana: you shall see how a true emperor should fight

Kotal: How can we defeat that monster mileena
Kitana: just give her a mirror
Kotal: haha i see what you did there

Kitana: What do you want monstorsity
D'Vorah: to have my bugs taste your flesh
Kitana: I will crush you and your bugs under my feet

D'Vorah: Allow my babies to feed on your bones
Kitana: Allow my fans to chop off your face
D'vorah: We shall see who will DIE

Kitana: Surrender Mileena

Mileena: I don't take orders from no one!

Kitana: Bow down to your queen!

Shao Kahn: Hello Jerrod
Ermac: We will restore Edenia to grace!
Shao Kahn: You don't have my permission.

Havik: There's my firefly
Hotaru: Abhorrent varmint, your lack of codification will not go unchasten.
Havik: Really hope you didn't expect me to understand that crap.

Mokap vs Wolverine

Wolverine: Get outta my way, bub.
Mokap; Hey, take it easy, bub.
Wolverine: No one says Bub but me! Kiss your balls goodbye!
Mokap: Huh, which ones, bub?


Venom vs Ermac

Venom: We're gonna eat your brains!
Ermac: We are many. You are but two.
Venom: A thousand weaklings are no match for us!


Kobra vs anyone

Kobra: Beware the King Kobra!
Opponent: Who?
Kobra, stomping his foot repeatedly: KOBRA!!!! Kobra Kobra Kobra!!!!

Kobra : I will rip your heart out.
Kotal Kahn : Been there done that.
Kobra : Let's fight.

Kitana VS Liu Kang

Kitana: We should've had that baby when you were with the good guys.
Liu Kang: Well, we can have it now ^^
Kitana: Don't get near my vayjay!


.....ok that was ridiculous but made me laugh so

Sareena: Bi-Han?
Sub-Zero: What do you think?
Sareena: I'll fight for my answer then

Liu Kang: I beat you before Kahn
Ermac: We have numbers on our side Shaolin
Liu Kang: Troves of Tarkartans couldn't stop me

Cassie: Frozen sucks and you know it.
Frost: I hate that movie!
Cassie: Really?...well that's great!

Reptile vs Kung Lao is the best intro ever.