MK-4-LIFE: I'll get these idiots...you watch over Smoke!

As I said this, I ran at the several henchmen and clobbered one over the head with my war hammer. He fell to the ground fast, with blood flowing out his ear.

MK-4-LIFE: Fucker! That's karma, bitch!

I then ran over to Sub-ZERO, who was desperately trying to fend off 3 guards, while protecting Smoke.

MK-4-LIFE: Surprise dick-face!

I then belted one of the henchmen in the back with my war hammer. He fell to the ground, paralyzed, due to his spinal chord snapping. I then pulled out my crossbow, firing it into one of the henchman's heads, causing him to collapse on the floor instantly.

MK-4-LIFE: Ouch...

I then lifted the remaining henchman up with my telekinesis, and Sub-ZERO threw several shurikens into his neck. I then dropped him back on the ground to let him die.

Sub-ZERO: Is that all of them?

Sub-ZERO, your turn now.

MK4: Yeah, that's it.

SZ: Who were those guys?

*Smoke picks up ID out of one of the henchmen's coatpocket*

Smoke:*reading* Edenia Elite Guardsmen. It looks like these guys came straight from the palace.

MK4Life: We need to be extra careful now. They know we're here.

*The Three proceed to the Edenian Palace.*

Can i play please

Sure. We'll have to change the order to Sub-ZERO, Smoke, Tonshaad1230, and MK-4-LIFE. Reptile003 can come in at any time with what he's doing at the base.

Nevermind.

-The Three proceed to the Edenian Palace-

Smoke: I feel like I've been hit by a truck....ughh....

M4L: Well, you'd better start feeling better, we're almost at the palace.

-They finally come withing 200 yards of the palace-

Smoke: Okay...I still feel horrid...what's the plan? I don't think we can knock....

SZ0: We have to find an opening....

M4L: Why not the roof?

SZ0: Great idea. Smoke and I will scale the wall, assasinate the guards at that mid-right door...........-SZ0 then points to a small opening in the mid-right-...and you can come in at our signal.

M4L: What if the guards see me and attack?

SZ0: You're not an arch assasin for nothing...

SZ0: -to M4L- Make sure no guards see us climbing.

-Smoke and SZ0 start to scale the wall, by sticking a shuriken in the wall, climbing up it, placing another one in with their other hand, climbing it, etc.-

LOL



nuff said

*Sighs*

Oh god, here we go again. Same old shit. You and tonshaad1230 are going to have to sort this out over the PM system, because frankly, I don't give a shit that you guys hate each other. You've worn out my patience with this childish bickering.

So is tonshaad1230 going to go next or should I go?

Just wondering, to pass time, have you ever wondered what would happen if Shao Kahn and Lord Shinnok got into a conflict?

You go

Then i'd have to kick ur ass o.<

I don't know. Considering how Shao Kahn focuses on brute strength, and Shinnok focuses on magic, it's tough to say.



I was actually asking tonshaad1230.

Ha! You are but a Saurian!

OOK: lol.

Aformatited!


*Chants an evil sorce of power to control any ancient army that shao kahn requests.Master kahn we need your hammer to smash the door please.My sources are that another group of singles are not as we expected.We need some weapons here.I almost forgot here catch this shao kahn your new hammer the wraith hammer.It controls both dark and chaos so you can easily defeat light and order easily!Now the sources of dark and chaos shall one day rule the world to it`s fullest.Ancient armies appear to me now! BACK OUT OF CHARACTER:MK4LIFE I WAS SENT A THREATING LETTER BYE REPTILE003 SAYING IM A CRY BABY AND IM PROBABLY 6.SO I WILL SEND IT TO MKO SO I DON`T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE!

As i lay down on the bases soft leather couch, eating human fingers and watching the Discovery Channel marathon, the cable went out.

Reptile003: Oh my god, what the fuck! It was just getting good!

As I went outside to see what happened, I could see a shadowy figure fleeing from our cable box

Reptile003: You son of a bitch.

When i said that, i picked up one of the corpses shoes and chucked it at him in the air, a distance of about 30 feet. It hit him in the head and he fell.

When I walked over to him to pull off his hood... I noticed it was...it was...



TO BE KONTINUED!

lmao. Great stuff.

Uh...Whoa.

None of this makes any sense at all... really...

OMG! The tension!

I'm writing the next part right now. It will be ready in a few mins.

Reptile, your avatar is cool too. Where did you get it?

When I walked over to him to pull off his hood... I noticed it was...it was...

It was a Kitty Cat!

Reptile003: Damn you, you cute ass Cat.

I picked up the cat, pet it, then shoved it in my mouth. I have never had cat before, and realized it was a delicacy. So I told Finalfreak1 at the base to make me a portal to Earthrealm, as im going to get me some more Kitty Cat!!!

Found it

XD. Dude i'm gonna copy and paste all of these, save them to notebook, and title them "Reptilian Fables"

Yay!

Part 3 Koming Soon