Nothing at all

Im just gonna log too..


Night All

So, I should finish it alone?

Subby is on

Smoke: We should all meet at the end of this maze. If....both teams are still alive.

Ermac: Well I guess I'm gonna have to go alone, since tonshaad abandoned me (went offline).

I then walked off, by myself to try and take out the enemy threat. I was walking through the large halls of the castle, they were very dark and creepy, almost like being in the Netherealm itself.

I heard a loud scream coming from behind me. I turned around and saw three men.

Man #1: Intruder! Get him! Protect the leader!

All three men started running towards me. I panicked, and pulled out my crossbow. I shot one man straight between the eyes, causing him to collapse instantly.

MK-4-LIFE: In the words of Sub-ZERO, I'm not an arch assassin for nothing.

I then pulled out my mace and started swinging it around frantically. I hit guard #2 in the chest, causing him to bleed, and cry in agony.

MK-4-LIFE: My bad.

That just left me and man #3. He was much more skilled than the other two men. He ducked below my mace as I swung it around, and uppercutted me, causing me to drop my mace, and fall to the floor. I then lifted him up and smashed him against the wall with my telekinetic powers.

MK-4-LIFE: Dammit, you scratched my mace.

I then picked up my crossbow and mace, and kept moving.

Out of Character: Well guys, I only have a few minutes till I have to go, so skip me from now on.

Last Words:

Ermac?
That font totally SUCKS! "_"
He was much more skilled, uppercutted you, then you killed him right away...


RIgghhttttttTTT


Night

Subby, you're next. But first write to let me know you're not offline.

I'm gonna finish it then. Is everyone okay with that?

Go ahead.

-From Smoke's and SZ0's PoV-

-We walk to the left. We see one long plank of floor extending to the end of the room. On each sides of the thin plank, is a hole full of acid-

Smoke: This must be where they dispose of bodies

SZ0: Yah, and without me, you'd probably be that skull over there.

Smoke: Ha! Remember, you're the one who owes me.

-Suddenly a hole on each side of the walls appears. Inside of the whole are two archers, armed with bow and arrow-

SZ0: Shit! Run to the other side!

-The two kombatants ran, SZ0 ahead of Smoke. One of the archers shot straight as SZ0's head. SZ0 saw this and caught it, just in time. Each of the archers shot near Smoke's torse, but he spun around and dodged both of the arrows.-

Smoke: Shit...that was clo-...Ahh!

-Smoke is struck in the leg by one of the archer's arrows. SZ0 hesitates, and runs back to smoke. He grabs smoke and starts to run back to the exit. One of the archers shoots straight at Smoke's head. SZ0 sees this, and throws his shuriken, striking and stopping the arrow. The two reach the end, and the door shuts behind them-

Smoke: You...saved me.

SZ0: *laughs* I guess we're even now.

-SZ0 is grabbed in the neck by a huge man. The huge man then kicks Smoke in the face, knocking him out-

Huge Man: Nice to meet you gentlemen....I am Alcinous.

-From M4L's PoV-

-I then picked up my crossbow and mace and kept moving. I walked into the next room. When I got in there, I noticed Smoke was unconscience on the floor. Sub_Zer0 was bleeding heavily, and was pinned against the wall by a huge man-

-Regular PoV-

SZ0: I'm not going to do it, Alcinous!

Alcinous: Haha...it's very simple Sub_Zer0. You want to save Roland. He is currently being held by my guards. If you do not kill M4L, as I have instructed you to do, I will kill Roland.

SZ0: *laughs* Burn in hell.

-Alcinous throws SZ0 to the ground and prepares to snap his neck. Just then, he is struck by M4L's hado-energy. Alcinous falls to the ground. SZ0 then gets up, and draws his scythe.-

SZ0: I got this now. -to M4L- You go and save Roland.

M4L: Are you sure you can handle him?

SZ0: Of course. After all, I am a member of the Brotherhood of Shadow.

-M4L leaves through his original entrance, searching anywhere for where Roland could be-

-Alcinous struggles to his feet.-

Alcinous: Bahaha! You think that you can defeat ME? You're pathetic.

-SZ0 then teleports behind Alcinous and roundhouse kicks him in the back of the head. Alcinous falls to the floor, but quickly regains his composure and gets up. Alcinous draws some shurikens.-

Alcinous: Do you think that you're the only one that can use shurikens?

-SZ0 and Alcinous start to throw shurikens at each other, each shuriken bouncing off his opponent's. At least thirty, thrown and then deflected off another's, shurikens were thrown, before SZ0 missed and was struck in his shoulder-

SZ0: ahhh! -falls to ground-

Alcinous: *laughs* I win... -throws a shuriken straight at SZ0's face-

-Just then, Smoke throws a shuriken, knocking Alcinous' out of the air. Alcinous's eyes turn to Smoke. SZ0 uses this opportunity to strike at Alcinous with his Scythe. Alcinous sees this coming, and grabs the Scythe by it's handle, and kicks SZ0 in the gut, knocking him back onto the ground. Smoke then teleports behind Alcinous and strikes him in the mid section with his axe-

Alcinous: AHHHHHH!!! -falls to the ground-

Smoke: -holding the axe to Alcinous's face- Tell us where Roland is, and we might let you live. We have no need for your death. We just want Roland.

Alcinous: What makes you think I'll believe you?

SZ0: Do you really have a choice?

Alcinous: You are both fools!

-Smoke then uses his axe to completely cut off Alcinous's left leg-

Alcinous: AHHHH! SHIT SHIT SHIT! OKAY OKAY! Roland........Roland is being held in the the room to the left of the castle halls.........

Smoke: Nice job Alcinous...

-SZ0 then uses his scythe to decapitate Alcinous-

Smoke: Hey Subby....

SZ0: Yah?

Smoke: I saved your ass....that means you owe me again. *laughs*

SZ0: *laughs* Yah. Now let's go help Roland and M4L.

-They walk out through the door that M4L exited through-

-Smoke and SZ0 walk out into the halls, and spot the door to the left. They enter it. Inside it, is another grand hall, and M4L is being held down by a clansmen. M4L then uses his Telekenesis to smash the clansman against the wall-

M4L: Did you take care of Alcinous?

SZ0: Yes. And by the looks of things, -SZ0 notices dead bodies scattered on the floor-, you took care of a few things yourself.

M4L: Meh...they were just henchmen.

Smoke: Where is Roland?

-M4L points to a man unconscience on the floor-

Smoke: Great. -puts Roland on his shoulders- You have helped beyond what you believe, once again, M4L.

M4L: I couldn't have done it without the help of the Brotherhood.

-Just then finalfreak1 appears out of a portal-

finalfreak1: Reptile told me you were here. Apparently I'm the new portal-maker around here. *sighs* Anyways, everyone in.

-M4L jumps in, followed by SZ0 and Smoke, and finally FinalFreak1-

M4L: Great job once again men. I will inform Shao Kahn. FinalFreak1, send them home.

-FinalFreak1 then created a portal, and Smoke, SZ0, and Roland on Smoke's shoulder went through-

-All three men finally reach home-

Smoke: SZ0, by the way.... if I can kill you right now, does it count as you owing me one? *laughs*

SZ0: *laughs* Not even if you could old friend, not even if you could.....

That was phenomenal, Sm0K3! That was like an hour of work right there, and I really enjoyed reading it.

I will write the epic conclusion soon...

Haha. I really liked your conclusion. I laughed, I cried, I pitited Shao Kahn's guards. And sorry if Smoke' and SZ0's ending is a little rushed, I only had about 10 minutes to write it.

Reptile, you seem the one who gives the criticism usually. Can you give me a criticism?

ya man lol


Ill critique it in a minute :O

lol k

from a professional standpoint o.<

It has alot of friendship and emoting------ LOL @ me saying that


It's good but can be better, if so to speak


I am making no sense, so ill say,


Nay!

LOL. Well, kinda. SZ0 created the whole friendship thing at the beginning, and I figured why not. Considering what you have said before, I'll take that as a good review.

Ya i had nothing to really say :)

I saved all of those Reptilian Fables to my Notebook:

REPTILIAN FABLES

written by: Reptile003

Edited by: Sm0k3

PART 1

I grabbed a remote to see what was on TV; News, News, News, Scrubs, Sportscenter.

Reptile003: "Ahh! The Discovery Channel is doing a Marathon on Reptiles! I gotta see this."


PART 2

As I lay down on the bases soft leather couch, eating human fingers and watching the Discovery Channel marathon, the cable went out.

Reptile003: "Oh my god, what the fuck! It was just getting good!"

As I went outside to see what happened, I could see a shadowy figure fleeing from our cable box

Reptile003: "You son of a bitch."

When I said that, I picked up one of the corpses shoes, and chucked it at him in the air, a distance of about 30 feet. It hit him in the head and he fell.

When I walked over to him to pull off his hood... I noticed it was...it was...

PART 3

When I walked over to him to pull off his hood... I noticed it was...it was...

It was a Kitty Cat!

Reptile003: "Damn you, you cute ass Cat."

I picked up the cat, pet it, then shoved it in my mouth. I have never had cat before, and realized it was a delicacy. So I told Finalfreak1, at the base, to make me a portal to Earthrealm, as I'm going to get me some more Kitty Cat!!!

PART 4


As I step in Earthrealm, I read a sign that said "PetKo", and I walked inside. It was a large room, with tons of ladies walking around with food on leashes.

I thought to myself, what kind of place is this? They are walking food?

Everyone looked at me like I was insane, but for all I knew about this place, they could've killed me with ease. I walked up to these crates which had kittens in them, and I broke open the cages, and slipped the cats in my mouth. When I did this, I heard a loud ringing outside and people around me screaming.

Reptile003: "Whats the big deal?" (With a mouthful)

I ran outside, and bullets were whizzing by me. I ran into the woods, and the aliens pursued me

PART 5

I ran in the woods, kitten blood dripping from my lips. I initiated my camouflage and flee the scene.

I ended up in an "Apartment Complex" whatever that may mean. I steadily clenched my fists in fear of this, mysterious village. I saw a large Kitty Cat walking, and as I neared it's owner, the Kitty barked.

Black Man: Get away from my dog foo! This a pitbull man, it bite you man, it bite you.

I grabbed the man by his neck and snapped it, then spit acid on the "dog" and then stuffed its remains in my mouth. The men with the sirens spotted me, and shot me in my head. As I lay dying, a portal opened, and Finalfreak1 grabbed me. That was the last thing I saw!

I awoke on the soft leather couch, watching the Discovery Channel's Reptile special, and realized I had a big bad dream.

Or did I?????

They were the most random stories ever...

Haha. Random, but funny.

I'll second that!