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E_D_D_01
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 •07/03/2006 06:50 PM (UTC) •
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It's the name of an obscure chinese bakery.

is bo rai cho just mokap in a fat suit?
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billyrage
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 •07/03/2006 06:50 PM (UTC) •
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I don't want to know

did Jax get metal arms due to a bad case of carpal tunnle
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•07/03/2006 07:00 PM (UTC) •
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No. Havik ate them.

Why did Havik eat Jax's arms?
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Life is just a squirel that's best freind is wine.

Death awaits us all...

See you on the other side...

Oh yes...there will be blood

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 •07/03/2006 07:17 PM (UTC) •
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Becuase he was hungray duh

Why isn't jigsaw in mortal kombat?
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billyrage
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 •07/03/2006 07:57 PM (UTC) •
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because no one would care

what ever happened to reptile turning invisible
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•07/03/2006 08:31 PM (UTC) •
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The Invisible Woman sued.

Which characters fling poo for amusement?
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HOOOOWWWWLLLL!!!!

 •07/03/2006 11:54 PM (UTC) •
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smilesadwinkgrinconfusedwowfurioustonguesleepglasses
These ones.

Did my emoticons work?
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HOOOOWWWWLLLL!!!!

 •07/03/2006 11:56 PM (UTC) •
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Yeah I guess they did. Sorry.

Which MK boss will have "The One Ring To Rule Them All"?
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 •07/04/2006 12:01 AM (UTC) •
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Neither. Mokap will. :P

What will happen if Johnny Cage watches the Ring?
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 •07/04/2006 01:54 AM (UTC) •
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he'll probaly remake it with a gay name like "Ninjas in a Hole " or "The Ring 2,Johnny 's kickass Horror adventure''



How many Oscars has Johnny Cage won?
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 •07/04/2006 03:17 AM (UTC) •
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Best Actress for Sudden Violence

What did Scorpion say when he saw his Ridiculous MK: Annihilation costume
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billyrage
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 •07/04/2006 05:27 AM (UTC) •
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he hung himself with his spear kata


are there female tarkatan beauty pagents
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matthewhaddad
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 •07/04/2006 08:59 AM (UTC) •
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Yes, and they are jolly good fun too...

Would Mileena come first in it? Would she get disqualified for not being a true Tarkata?
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Life is just a squirel that's best freind is wine.

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See you on the other side...

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 •07/04/2006 05:48 PM (UTC) •
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No becuz she'd have sex with the judges

Wouldn't Baraka come in first?
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•07/04/2006 06:50 PM (UTC) •
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Yeah his scarred chest is so beautiful.

Will Disco Stu be in this game?
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•07/04/2006 07:11 PM (UTC) •
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No.

Will platform shoes with fish in the platforms be a KAK option?
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HOOOOWWWWLLLL!!!!

 •07/04/2006 08:07 PM (UTC) •
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Yes. They will also let you unlock the super-unlockable characters that Boon promised us the last time, if you defeat the final boss with a kick with said shoes.

Will Johnny Cage finally confess his undying love to Liu Kang?
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 •07/04/2006 08:09 PM (UTC) •
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Yes, but unfortunately for him... Sonya had heard his confessions and... ouch! That's one nasty slap!wow

Will Frost and Sonya settle their differences?
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•07/04/2006 09:16 PM (UTC) •
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Only when they get so drunk that they pass out and wake up next to each other.

Why?
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 •07/04/2006 10:36 PM (UTC) •
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well I guess opposites attract when alcohol and homosexual tendencies play a role

dose baraka pretend to be a women like that one guy from Silence of the Lambs
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matthewhaddad
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 •07/05/2006 02:37 AM (UTC) •
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Only on weekends...

Would you consider Quan Chi to be emo?
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HOOOOWWWWLLLL!!!!

 •07/05/2006 01:12 PM (UTC) •
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Yes, he occasionally stole Shang Tsung's wig and Movado's black jacket while not scheming evil things.

If these guys were stranded on a deserted island (smilesadwinkgrinconfusedwowfurioustonguesleepglasses), who would win "Survivor: Chaosrelm"?
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•07/05/2006 01:17 PM (UTC) •
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Reptile. He'd eat all the others.

Would he explode from eating too much?
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matthewhaddad
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 •07/05/2006 01:38 PM (UTC) •
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Not from that... Kitana will come and give the winner a kiss of congratulations

Who would win in a fight - Rihanna or Mokap?
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 •07/05/2006 11:04 PM (UTC) •
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neither. mokap would seduce her and then play a celebratory round of guitar hero.

did reptile steal his head eating fatality from ozzy?
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