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matthewhaddad
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 •07/07/2006 01:43 AM (UTC) •
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He thinks he is hot

Why doesn't Mileena show off her beautiful pearly whites - why does she use a veil?
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You work with what you got...not what you hope for.

 •07/07/2006 05:57 AM (UTC) •
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because if you look too closely....you'll see they're actually dentures.

could jade resist austin powers?
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matthewhaddad
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 •07/07/2006 11:20 AM (UTC) •
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yes, she has already fallen for mini-me

Could Tanya resist Bo' Rai Cho?
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•07/07/2006 11:33 AM (UTC) •
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No. Apparently she just found out that he knocked her up and is suing for child support.

How ugly will the baby be?
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 •07/07/2006 11:46 AM (UTC) •
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ugly as yo mama!!!!ahaahahahaa

why is sheeva secretly a man?
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matthewhaddad
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 •07/07/2006 12:12 PM (UTC) •
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Someone is in an insulting mood. Not only do they tease someones mother, but Sheeva...

To answer your question, Sheeva is not a man. She is simply a female of the Shokan species.

Why does Sub Zero wear blue?
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DarXs
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Are all mortals weak, pathethic fools?

 •07/07/2006 02:21 PM (UTC) •
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'Cause Boon wouldn't let him wear pink

Why did Scorpion cross the portal?
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matthewhaddad
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 •07/07/2006 02:25 PM (UTC) •
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To get to the other side...

Who looks uglier - Dairou or Quan Chi?
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billyrage
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 •07/07/2006 06:24 PM (UTC) •
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both are about the same

is reptile good at oral sextongue
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 •07/07/2006 06:26 PM (UTC) •
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No, but he is good with that tounge ...

Why is Sareena a demon?
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MyQueenSindel
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 •07/07/2006 07:32 PM (UTC) •
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Because she left her passport to heaven in her other jeans


Why does Jade fight with a giant pencil?
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 •07/07/2006 09:00 PM (UTC) •
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So she can draw herself bigger tits.

Why is Li Mei so stupid?
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The reverse side of beauty is dyed by filth, flith lies in the beauty...

 •07/07/2006 10:02 PM (UTC) •
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because she's atracted to a dragon with a pony tail tht roars about everywhere

why is ed boons name ed boon?
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matthewhaddad
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 •07/08/2006 04:11 AM (UTC) •
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Riyakou Wrote:
So she can draw herself bigger tits.

Why is Li Mei so stupid?


Li Mei is not stupid...

thefallenone Wrote:
because she's atracted to a dragon with a pony tail tht roars about everywhere

why is ed boons name ed boon?


Because his parents named him that

Will Tanya backstab someone (again) in MKA?
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Coltess
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 •07/08/2006 04:34 AM (UTC) •
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yes her boy friend oinky the pig,then she will roasthim and have picinic



Why does shinnock like coconut cream pie when he cant say it
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 •07/08/2006 05:31 AM (UTC) •
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because the sheer power of coconut cream pie can overcome any speech impediment.

do you think shang tsung likes morphing into women?
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matthewhaddad
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 •07/08/2006 05:39 AM (UTC) •
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No, with morphing into women he will have to actually find another man to... you can work it out wink

Does Khameleon prefer Jade, Mileena or Kitana?
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Pinemartin
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 •07/08/2006 06:57 AM (UTC) •
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Pinemartin.

Does Pinemartin prefer Pinemartin, Kamalari or Kitana?sadglasses
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matthewhaddad
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 •07/08/2006 07:45 AM (UTC) •
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Ask yourself... but I would assume Pinemartin because he is so damn full of himself (I joke)

Who has better thunder powers - Pikachu or Raiden?
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•07/08/2006 10:49 AM (UTC) •
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My Ampharos could own them both.

...And his name is Raiden.

Why did I name my Ampharos Raiden?
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matthewhaddad
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 •07/08/2006 11:01 AM (UTC) •
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Because Raiden is a lightning Pokemortalkombat

Are Li Mei and Mileena the same person?
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•07/08/2006 11:03 AM (UTC) •
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Not unless Li Mei has scary teeth.

Why doesn't Mileena get her face fixed?
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matthewhaddad
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 •07/08/2006 11:05 AM (UTC) •
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She doesn't think that she needs a nose job

Why doesn't Sheeva amputate two arms?
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patat
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 •07/08/2006 03:47 PM (UTC) •
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Because I still think this thread is the most retarded thread on MKO

Oh sorry diddnt I put up a dumb question. Well guess what I'm not gonne! muahahahahhaha This thread is lame sadconfused
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•07/08/2006 04:03 PM (UTC) •
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Strange lad

How come Sindel can scream so loud?
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