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matthewhaddad
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 •07/01/2006 04:23 AM (UTC) •
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A Human

What does Drahmin dress up as for Halloween?
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•07/01/2006 11:44 AM (UTC) •
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An uncooked hot dog.

Why is Scorpion's head a skull?
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matthewhaddad
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 •07/01/2006 11:48 AM (UTC) •
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Because he is wearing a skeleton mask underneath his yellow ninja mask

How does Shang Tsung transform into other people?
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onaga_dk
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 •07/01/2006 11:52 AM (UTC) •
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Because he poured acid in his eyes.

Is Onaga an animal or a thinking being?
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matthewhaddad
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 •07/01/2006 11:59 AM (UTC) •
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...okay then

Onaga is a thinking animal being

Is Bo Rai Cho fugly or cute?
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KillerJade
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 •07/01/2006 12:09 PM (UTC) •
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He is so fugly that it makes him look cute

Mileena wears mask to cover her teeth. Why do Kitana and Jade wear masks?
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matthewhaddad
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 •07/01/2006 12:16 PM (UTC) •
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They saw Mileena wear a mask and thought it was in fashion

Why did Reptile go from a human wearing a green ninja suit into a reptile?
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Toxik
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 •07/01/2006 03:32 PM (UTC) •
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Because inside Reptile, a little pokemon woke up and evolved.


Is Motaro's sign Sagittarius?
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•07/01/2006 03:49 PM (UTC) •
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No, it's Virgo.

Why Virgo?
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 •07/01/2006 03:53 PM (UTC) •
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Because he felt like it.

Why would someone want to steal Rayden's MK1/2/4 hat?
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Toxik
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 •07/01/2006 05:35 PM (UTC) •
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To make themselves look 'hat'(get it? )

Anyway...

If the Shokans give you a hug, does it mean that they give you 2 hugs because they have four arms?
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 •07/01/2006 06:00 PM (UTC) •
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Godzilla i laughed my head off at your entry enyway haw do the population of zaterra [reptiles homeworld] kiss ?
tongue
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Rep23
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 •07/01/2006 06:31 PM (UTC) •
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wat page is that on?
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KillerJade
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 •07/01/2006 06:56 PM (UTC) •
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No, it ́s one double-hug!

Sheeva has four arms, why doesn ́t she have four boobs too??
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•07/01/2006 07:35 PM (UTC) •
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Most guys aren't into the whole extra boobs thing.

What if Sheeva did have four boobs?
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billyrage
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 •07/01/2006 08:03 PM (UTC) •
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she would be two boobs away from having utters

did shujinko ever get laid
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 •07/01/2006 08:29 PM (UTC) •
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I heard he was the favorite bitch in the Orderrealm jail...but other than that I haven't heard anything.

Would Mileena give a good lay?
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 •07/03/2006 03:20 AM (UTC) •
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Rep23 Wrote:
Jade didnt wave to them when they saw each other on the street, so they were mad.


what does Goro dress up as for halloween?


A mexican weslter

How come kano and sonya don't like each other.
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 •07/03/2006 05:18 AM (UTC) •
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yes...mileena would be a great lay as long as oral pleasuring wasn't involved.

considering li mei's ending is true...will she and onaga have regular babies, or dragon babies?
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matthewhaddad
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 •07/03/2006 06:34 AM (UTC) •
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Twins - one of each

How much would it cost for Mileena to get her teeth fixed up?
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SjKid
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HOOOOWWWWLLLL!!!!

 •07/03/2006 04:38 PM (UTC) •
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All of Ed Boon's money.

How much money did Darrius' wig cost for his Alt. costume?
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•07/03/2006 04:49 PM (UTC) •
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His entire paycheck from his part time job.

What's his part time job?
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Toxik
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 •07/03/2006 06:23 PM (UTC) •
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Selling cookies in Edenia.

Do you think my sig turns Rain on? =P
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 •07/03/2006 06:31 PM (UTC) •
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probably.



why does shang tsungs age almost change in every game?
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•07/03/2006 06:42 PM (UTC) •
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Because he's funk-ay.

What does funk-ay mean?
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