Nope he'll say "OMFG BBQ!!!!"



Does Raiden like "Ride the Lighting"

No. He likes St. Anger.

Why did Stryker bleach his hair to be so blonde? And why did he spike it? Does he think its cool?

because hes a kop okay why did sheeva come back to mk

Because she wants to prove to Goro that it's over between them and that she and Kintaro's affection is real, albeit disgusting.

Will Onaga be so cheap as to be impervious to throws and such?

yes, hes too heavy

Will Shang Tsung transform into a giant middle finger in the intro movie?

No. He'll transform into either Frost, Kira, Mileena, Kitana, Jade, Tanya or Sonya and say "Hey, I can look at myself naked!"

Will Shang Tsung die after MK:A?

No, but he will lose his winkie

What would hapen if Scorpion and Jerry Sienfield met?

Jerry's best show to date: "I'm an undead ninja spectre!"

What would happen if Sub-Zero and Scorpion became buddies?

Then they would have a fun time hanging with each other


whats noob saibots favroite show?

"Mortal Kombat: Defenders Of The Realms". He may be a wraith, but that doesn't mean he's a mature wraith.

Does Smoke run on batteries or is he a coal-burning robot?

her dosent run, he walks

does kano prefer walkmans or mp3 players>

Kano actually prefers projectors, which he has engineered his eye to do.

What did Shinnok do to be banished to the Netherrealm from his position of Elder God?

He spiked the punch of course!

What do you think Kung Lao's bunny does all day when it's not mauling people to death?

its not a real bunny, its a stuffed animal, kung lao sleeps with it at night

Does Kintaro log on to mortalkombatonline.com?

Yes, and I saw Scorpion on the online list as well.

Why does Jade dislike Tanya so much?

Yes. His is local super-admin ]{OMBAT.

If Kintaro is ]{OMBAT, who is Bezou?

cause havik cheated on jade with tanya

are any of these going to be unlockables?

Spongebob Squarepants
Peter Griffin
Ray Ramano
Luke Skywalker
Kathy Bates
a giant middle finger?

Hell yea! Bart Simpson is in it too!

Should Link be in MK:A?

no, he has his own battles in super smash bros dojo

why did i forget to put up a question?

Because you had a noob moment. Will Meat be a super-unlockable?

over my dead body

when sub-zero was little did he freeze kids on the playground

only rick james. (he said subs was as cold as ice)

who would win in a triple threat match, Chuck norris, manbearpig, or mokap?

Mokap

Who would win in a triple threat match between Hsu Hao, Drahmin and Tanya?

First, Hsu Hao and Drahmin simultaniously (sp?) pimp slap Tanya after MK4 to take her place in DA. Tanya then snapped both of their necks (not at the same time) between her legs (which is why neither of them were in Deception).

Why was my answer so freakin' long?