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EvanjiAxu
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•07/08/2006 04:34 PM (UTC) •
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It's from all those nights of rough sex with Kahn.

Is Reiko Kahn and Sindel's son?
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billyrage
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 •07/08/2006 08:07 PM (UTC) •
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yeah if shujinko and mokap were good ideas for characters


is kung lao a ripoff of oddjob from goldfinger
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SjKid
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HOOOOWWWWLLLL!!!!

 •07/09/2006 12:48 AM (UTC) •
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No cause' that's who Kung Lao learned his hat skils from.

Is Liu Kang somehow related to Bruce Lee?
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Detox
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You work with what you got...not what you hope for.

 •07/09/2006 05:14 AM (UTC) •
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yes, in boon's dreams.

what would benefit mk:A more, parry system, a wake up game, or the addition of a second rack for sheeva?
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G-Ninja
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 •07/09/2006 07:14 AM (UTC) •
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number 3.


How do we stop ManBearPig?
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matthewhaddad
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 •07/09/2006 09:55 AM (UTC) •
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By sacrificing him to the gods

How do we stop Mokap?
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•07/09/2006 10:51 AM (UTC) •
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By sacrificing him to Raiden.

Why does Raiden want Mokap as a sacrifice?
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Thunderstudent
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I need a new sig picture....

•07/09/2006 12:24 PM (UTC) •
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because mocap is the lamest character since striker
what if soyna was a lesbian
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E_D_D_01
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 •07/09/2006 01:22 PM (UTC) •
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You'd buy the game, then spend more time touching yourself than the controller.

Why did onaga only have one fighting style?
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Randy
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•07/09/2006 03:45 PM (UTC) •
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Because Shujinko hogged all the others

Why do you always land on the same spike on the "Falling Cliff" stage on MKD.
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E_D_D_01
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 •07/09/2006 03:49 PM (UTC) •
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because it's the best one.

Why did bo rai cho grow a beard?
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Randy
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"A man with no sense of history is like a man with no eyes or ears"
•07/09/2006 03:57 PM (UTC) •
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He got caught with a Hoe and his picture was put all over the MK Times. Now Nobody realises its him.

How comes Shujinko's eyebrows are so big?
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Tim_MK
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 •07/09/2006 04:59 PM (UTC) •
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You know what they say about the size of your eyebrows.

What doesn't Mileena's boobs just flop out of clothes? Those can't possibly be holding them in.
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•07/09/2006 06:26 PM (UTC) •
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Because you fail at subject-verb agreement.

Seriously, why not?
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"A man with no sense of history is like a man with no eyes or ears"
•07/09/2006 06:57 PM (UTC) •
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Tim_MK Wrote:
You know what they say about the size of your eyebrows.


LMFAO!!

As for the question, She is Tarkatan, if we saw her bare tits we would die, just like her bare face.

Seriously, why not?
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•07/09/2006 07:09 PM (UTC) •
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Because Americans are pussies who can't take the sight of nipples.

Are Edenians sex-phobic pussies too?
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-Everytime a noob enters forum, a centuar loses his legs.

 •07/10/2006 02:44 AM (UTC) •
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EvanjiAxu Wrote:
Because Americans are pussies who can't take the sight of nipples.

Are Edenians sex-phobic pussies too?


absolutely

Are the Neithierealm residents pussies with self esteem issues?
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BlademasterJT
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This planet is my space. I'm just letting you exist here.
If you debate that, take it up with my friend, Mr. Chuck Norris.
MK FORUMS: JOIN NOW, MORTALS!
One final note: I HATE THE BANDS THAT YOU LIKE!
 •07/10/2006 02:50 AM (UTC) •
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Because they thought they'd be going to heaven.

Does Shao Kahn enjoy S&M?
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G-Ninja
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 •07/10/2006 02:50 AM (UTC) •
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no





How does Kenshi run in the first MKA trailer?
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BlademasterJT
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98% of the Internet population has a MySpace.
This planet is my space. I'm just letting you exist here.
If you debate that, take it up with my friend, Mr. Chuck Norris.
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 •07/10/2006 02:56 AM (UTC) •
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With a seeing-eye dog.

Will Kung Lao finally step out of the Sidekick role?
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Stacy_keiblerfan
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 •07/10/2006 03:02 AM (UTC) •
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guess not , he's hyper active (boo my jokes are not funny i know)


what will mileena get when she gets plastic surgery
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G-Ninja
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 •07/10/2006 03:03 AM (UTC) •
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Yep, but he'll get run over by the Subway train.





Why do Liu Kang and Raiden say such dumb stuff?
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Stacy_keiblerfan
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 •07/10/2006 03:42 AM (UTC) •
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because they never could never read their script
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matthewhaddad
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 •07/10/2006 09:24 AM (UTC) •
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Who is ManBearPig? (seriously...)
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BlademasterJT
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98% of the Internet population has a MySpace.
This planet is my space. I'm just letting you exist here.
If you debate that, take it up with my friend, Mr. Chuck Norris.
MK FORUMS: JOIN NOW, MORTALS!
One final note: I HATE THE BANDS THAT YOU LIKE!
 •07/10/2006 07:56 PM (UTC) •
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He is a cartoon character that Liu Kang wore as a costume for Halloween last year.

If your opponent is incinerated, will we hear the ever-famous "TOASTY!! 3D!!!" from Dan Forden?
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