okay i think i have one. Why does reptile have an eye on his chest

It's a half of a cow skull.

If Reptile's a reptile, can he breathe underwater? Because if he can, he should be called Amphibian.

no,patrick stewart has not yet bought reptile any scuba gear.

what breed of tiger did kintaro's shokan daddy make babies with?

None, they were alligators and he was too drunk off rice wine to know it.

Is Frost Sub-zero's kid that he forgot about?

No. Frost has only a master-student relationship with Sub-Zero.

Did Frost used to be a stripper?

yes, and a great one too....untill the ice cicle incident...err....

is meat a vegetarian?

Suprisingly, Meat only drinks milk and protien shakes to keep his exposed bones and exposed muscles shiny and strong.

Does Kobra have one testicle?

yes because manbearpig ripped the other one off

why do people want meat in mka

Because Meat is a better fighter than Kobra.

Why does everyone hate Shujinko when they should hate Liu Kang?

Because Lui Kang didnt steal the specail move of half the cast.

Why did Shao Kahn want to MARRY Sindel and be miserable like the rest of us?

Because they passed an emperor-exclusive Single Persons Tax in Outworld that says Shao Kahn must give money to the rest of Outworld if Shao Kahn is single.

Did Kintaro play football if he wears those shoulder pads?

Yes. He was a Linebacker. In highschool he got the Linebacker of the year award, and lead the Shokans to the Championship game that they won. Kintaro now has a part-time job in the NFL as the Quarterback for the Bengals.




Why does everyone want to be my friend?

Because you're part of Mortal Kombat Forums.

Why won't anyone join MKF?

Because um........hmmm.......



Why is Sonya so skanky?

Hsu Hao wears a silly hat because Ed Boon wanted a M.Bison wannabe, but he couldn't because a lawsuit would come out of it, so, yeah . . . thats why it is green, heh, heh,

Because she wears skin-tight outfits and has E-cups.

Why won't Bo' Rai Cho do sit-ups?

because the sudden contraction of his stomach muscles causes him to vomit.

why does no one credit shujinko for playing pai mei in kill bill?

Because the only thing that Shujinko should be credited with that he is one of the crappiest MK characters ever.


why dose every female mk character look like they have breast implants

Because if they didn't, they'd be confused for men.

Why does Stryker have Double Dildos on his back?

to make up for the real one missing in his pants.

when will kitana realize that the whole m.k. champion thing from liu kang was just his way of saying he wasn't interested.

When Kung Lao starts making moves on her.

If Kobra killed a drug dealer, did he shoot himself up on the drugs?

No, he gave them to ManBearPig

Does Mileena live in a tent, the gutter, an apartment or a house.

Mileena lives in a small hut in Outworld. Suprisingly, Mileena does not live with Baraka, for she believes living with a boyfriend is the first method to lose him.

Was teen-tosterone the reason Midway made their female characters so...titilating after MK4?

No, they were just desperate

Why does Scorpion wear yellow?

It's not a Scorpion thing, it's a Shirai-Ryu thing. The Shirai-Ryu wear yellow to mock the old Lin Kuei acts of cowardice. It's like saying "we're such good ninjas we can wear yellow and still be better than you, you noobs".

After the terrible flops of Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero and Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks, will Midway be releasing any more Mortal Kombat third-person action/adventure games?