Have a sencse of humor cuzzin. Im just rying to feel cozy on MKO again.

I know ti's a joke, but i don't touch myself, i ain't desperate

I know you were joking and trying to be funny, but it wasn't neccessary. You can try to feel cozy on MKO, but don't make other people uncomfortable in the process. If you don't can't contribute to the thread, then don't post comments.

Anywayz... Why was Reptile called Reptile? When he first appeared in MK1, he wasn't even a Reptile.

cause reptiles are green....

Why scorpion wears a mask?

He saw Sub Zero doing it and thought it was cool

Why does Raiden wear a hat?

He doesn't want his pet lice to escape.

Why is Sonya a smart blonde?

Since thunder is often associated with rain, then after he makes a thunder move, he wears the hat so ast to protect his head from Rain....

Why does sheeva has a Mohawk?

1. Because she colours her hair

2. Because the mohawk makes her look really cool. Imagine having a female Shokan monster thing with a ponytail or something - it would look really stupid. Having a large mohawk keeps Sheeva looking more like the four armed monster that she is.

Why does Kabal need a respirator?

cause he suffers from Asmha ( don't know how to spell it lol).

Why do i have Jeff Jarreytt with his guiatr in my avatar??

Because you thought it was a pic of Reiko... you weren't wearing your glasses

Why do I have a pic of Sheeva on mine?

cause you liker her......

Why I don't wear glasses, altough i don't need them?

Because they were stolen by Scooby Doo

Why is Mileena a mutant Tarkata if she is a clone of an Edenian princess?

You couldn't find a picture of yourself, so you figured she'd do.

Is Bo' Rai Cho a virgin?

because u don't need them

why does noob,have to be such a...noob?

yes, and now they are producing a film, the 58 year old virgin .

Why does rain wear a cape?

He thought it looked cool

What is Fujin's favourite colour?

White.

Why when Reptile takes some on on a date and kisses them, they always sl;ap him and tell him " First date, no tounge"

Lol, because he is dddddiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrttttttttyyyyyyyyyyy

When will Baraka finally have is first kiss?

When he will go to Hsu Hao's bar.......


Why does Sub Zero , is named like his elder bro Sub Zero

The day Havik says "please".

Why does Tremor where orange?

Their parents werent very creative



He thinks orange makes his butt look smaller

Why does Jade wear green?

it was the only colour they had in the costume shop

why does scorpion wear yellow?

Because everyone would think he's gay if he wore pink.

Does Reptile keep pets?

Yes, he keeps them for food.

Why does Liu Kang sound like a turkey?

because his momma was a turkey

why does shujinkos alt costume remind me of a biker?