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subzero456
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 •07/15/2006 05:12 PM (UTC) •
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because ur smoking that crack

why is shoa kahn a big pussy and died at the hands of liu kang
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andrewbwm
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 •07/15/2006 05:16 PM (UTC) •
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because the night before shao khan and smoke had some pot that they smoked and shao khan couldn't even stand up the next day because the pot was so strong.

will smoke create the stoned fist style?
no comment..

why is mokap even in the series of mortal kombat?
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thefallenone
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The reverse side of beauty is dyed by filth, flith lies in the beauty...

 •07/15/2006 05:24 PM (UTC) •
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he was a tribute of this guy....

what happened to the real raiden hat?
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billyrage
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 •07/15/2006 05:46 PM (UTC) •
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it blew up in a c4 accident

why dose reptiles tongue rip off body parts
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Ermac_rain
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 •07/15/2006 06:05 PM (UTC) •
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billyrage Wrote:
it blew up in a c4 accident

why dose reptiles tongue rip off body parts


Tell him...

Why does Kitana uses steel fans, instead of Wooden fans?
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BlademasterJT
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 •07/15/2006 11:09 PM (UTC) •
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Because she uses wood fans as practice fans between jobs as a kombatant and Dragon King bodyguard.

Why doesn't Nightwolf use real war paint instead of the "NFL Fan" facepaint he uses?
because he doesn't feel like it, duh.

why is scorpion yellow, and sub zero blue?
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BlademasterJT
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98% of the Internet population has a MySpace.
This planet is my space. I'm just letting you exist here.
If you debate that, take it up with my friend, Mr. Chuck Norris.
MK FORUMS: JOIN NOW, MORTALS!
One final note: I HATE THE BANDS THAT YOU LIKE!
 •07/16/2006 02:20 AM (UTC) •
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Because they'd look gay in pink and purple! Like Rain. Except, y'know, unknown in sexuality.

If Ermac and Sub-Zero got together, would there be an advertisment war between Coca-Cola and Pepsi?
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thefallenone
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The reverse side of beauty is dyed by filth, flith lies in the beauty...

 •07/16/2006 01:49 PM (UTC) •
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yes there'll be explosions and everything

how can scorpion see if he hasn't got any pupils?
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Sarronya
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 •07/16/2006 02:11 PM (UTC) •
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He's a Hellion, brought into the Marvel universe and was taught to see Emma Frost, the White Queen.

Why does Stryker have a tazer gun
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Ermac_rain
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 •07/16/2006 02:14 PM (UTC) •
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cause it's electrifying........

Why does Hsu Hao wear that Hat?
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thefallenone
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The reverse side of beauty is dyed by filth, flith lies in the beauty...

 •07/16/2006 03:52 PM (UTC) •
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because it hides the bald spot

how did he get the bald spot?
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billyrage
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 •07/16/2006 04:09 PM (UTC) •
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a bad encounter with reptile

how is reptile able to spit acid?
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thefallenone
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The reverse side of beauty is dyed by filth, flith lies in the beauty...

 •07/16/2006 05:26 PM (UTC) •
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he vomits it

what did he eat to make him vomit?
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Sarronya
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 •07/16/2006 06:20 PM (UTC) •
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Bo'Rai Cho


Why can Sub-Zero freeze you
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thefallenone
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The reverse side of beauty is dyed by filth, flith lies in the beauty...

 •07/16/2006 06:35 PM (UTC) •
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because when u look at his well cool armour it just shocks u with it's coolness that it just freezes u in astonishment(i can't spell).

does ermac love MAC chicken sandwitches??
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G-Ninja
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 •07/17/2006 01:34 AM (UTC) •
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because they're delishus.

Were da party at te jenral diskution at?
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 •07/17/2006 01:51 AM (UTC) •
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It got closed and deleted, :(

Do you think Kitana is sad that the party thread got deleted?sad
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G-Ninja
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 •07/17/2006 01:57 AM (UTC) •
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real sad.


why does mokap wear fake balls?
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Sarronya
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 •07/17/2006 02:21 AM (UTC) •
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So Mokap has something to do - masturbate.

Why does Blaze burn?
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billyrage
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 •07/17/2006 04:12 AM (UTC) •
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he watched an episode of oprah and he set himself on fire to escape the pain


will Lui Kang die in mka?
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matthewhaddad
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 •07/17/2006 06:29 AM (UTC) •
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Yes, but he will be resurrected

Will Shujinko die in MKA?
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Detox
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You work with what you got...not what you hope for.

 •07/17/2006 08:03 AM (UTC) •
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no, he'll be sued for copyright infringement because of all the moves he's stolen.

with johnny cochran dead, who'll defend shujinko?
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Pinemartin
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 •07/17/2006 12:08 PM (UTC) •
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well not johnny cage...

will stryker finally dance for the emperor!?!winkglasses
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