Mortal Kombat Armageddon: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
nope, but he'll dance for Baraka
Are all females who are D cup + good fighters or just in the MK univers (not in a sexist way)
both
why is reptiles skin green?
Because Jade left him
Why is MK Girls Gone Wild an expansion pack to Johnny Cage's ,movies?
because johnny cage likes to get HORNY!
why does raiden wear that hat?
Because up until MKD, he was bald. He joined the Hair Club For Gods just before his attack on the Deadly Alliance.
Did Kano shave his head for MK1 and MK3 or was he bald and a Hair Club For Evil Henchmen member for MKDA?
he most likely joined the hair club
how come in mkda sub-zero had hair and in his mkd alt. he was bald
Actually, Sub-Zero had hair in his MKD alternate, but most likely it's a balding effect from the Dragon Medallion.
When the elder Sub-Zero became Noob Saibot, was he called a n00b by the other Netherrealm demons?
Toxik •07/18/2006 05:03 AM (UTC) •0
No. They called him "Zoob".
Does Reptile find Drahmin's flies tasty?
yes,just as much as bo ri cho loves food,and u all know that thats A LOT!
y does nitara look more like a pirate with wings than a vampire?
. •07/18/2006 04:40 PM (UTC) •0
Because I told her to be that way.
Why is Bo' Rai Cho so fat?
Bo' Rai Cho enjoys potato chips, and doesn't bother to work it off.
Why do Johnny Cage's movies all suck except for the Mortal Kombat movies?
Cause JC has no HiC!
Why is Sub Zero... well, Sub Zero!
Detox •07/18/2006 09:35 PM (UTC) •0
because the lin kuei doesn't go into negative numbers.
so if his name is rain....why does he control lightning?
Because raiden made fun of him for shooting rain drops and raiden showed him how to us lighting
why did sub zeros alt in MKD look so damn stupid?
Detox •07/18/2006 10:23 PM (UTC) •0
because it was designed by the same people that made the "batman & robin" batsuit....you know, the one with the nipples.
did raiden steal his look from the guy off of "big trouble in little china"?
CRASH!
Why does Kitana kiss her rivals?
She saw Sonya doing it before
Why did Sonya kiss her enemies
G-Ninja •07/19/2006 07:58 AM (UTC) •0
She saw Michael Jackson do it before.
Why is Sub-Zero's brother named Sub-Zero?
Their parents weren't very creative
Why does Shinnok wear a funny hat?
Cause Raiden sold all his other hats
Why does Kabal wear a mask after Halloween?
He couldn't see the calender with his mask off and hasn't noticed the day has finished
Is Nitara a vampire or a pirate with wings?
she's both mixed together in a transfusion of colourfull colours and hippy music
can johnny cage actually even act?
no
why dose kano have a laser eye
Because he was stabbed with a fork as a child and had a glass eye, but got a laser eye because he thought it was cool.
Why does Sonya look like a hooker?
Detox •07/20/2006 06:02 AM (UTC) •0
because that's standard gear for female special forces in the field.
why all the hate for the ninja's?
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