Shao Kahn invaded the Mushroom land and smacks them all with his penis then he says FUCKING PWNT like the way he says Finish Him! Then suddenly dissapears leaving a note which says " This is now the land of Mushroom Stamps" Raiden missing a few teeth from being dick whipped says with a lisp..

... I don't feel good. So Noob and Sub-zero pass him a bowel to make Raiden feel better. Then Noob start's complaing they need a bong. Sub-zero and Noob both see Sektor and Cyrax, which the cyborgs then have those gaint anime tear drops and run. Sub-zero and Noob-Saibot try to catch them to make the biggest Bong, when they bump into Scooby doo who then...

Says: Ray Roop Rogg, R00b Raibot,Rektor and Ryrax!! S-N Doulble O - P says Whazzup S to da D-fizzle!
Scooby says "Rust Rillin Rout Roggizzle!" (Just Chillin Out Doggfizzle).
Then Snoop starts singing, When Da Pimps In Da Krib Ma...DROP IT LIKE ITS HOOOOT! DROP IT LIKE ITS HOOOOT! DROP IT LIKE ITS HOOOOT!!

scorpion then turns around pionts out a gat, dre pulls one out too and pionts it at snoop who sez"i thote we was homies?" scorpion replies "BEFO U BECAME PHARELLS MAINSTREAM BEEATCH" dre sez(in his deep vioce) "YEAH" the blast snoop to pieces and turn around and continue to get high but this time dre brings hookers.....

And they are all on Scorpions jock because they love gangsters..

Shao khan then plans to give everyone a surprise by

Using his giant Condom project to..

cease the use of drugs. His plan works, and all bongs, alcohol, things to smoke etc. are taken away. Everyone remembers the threat of the dragon king. He plans to take over all of the realms with the Kamidogu. To stop this, Ashrah and Shujinko team up and...

at the last second they realize they were made for each other and start to make out. Then scorpion sub zero noob sabiot all smoke smoke for a min and decide they must stop khan and onaga can merge the kamidogu if he wants. So raiden gets Lui kang and Kung lao Soyna Kitana and johnny cage to help stop onaga. Jax says he will help sub zero cause he dont' want his dope to be gone. Tehn a suprising face comes it is......

Its Ed Boon, telling all of the warriors to quit smoking crack because they are gettin too skinny then Scorpion slaps Ed Boon then Ed..

Is about to hit him back when a banana comes along.....ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!!!!
and everyone starts rocking!!
Even Chuck Norris joins in!.It goes on for hours and everybody is exhasuted form doing the peanut butter jelly dance all night when...

Shao Khan interrups them and kills ed boon and he eats the banana singing they all stop dancing and turn their attenion on khan who replies

Why you, you lil queer! In a drunken voice so it seems that the banana has had some chemical reaction on Shao Kahn's system so they all..

laugh at shao khan as he goes around drunk bo ri cho replying if he can have some then something weird happens

everyone gets constipated and run home and except for the banana and noob who is still stoned...

Then Sheeva walks past and says wtf? Then she walks off...

(Cuts Scene) Fujin is creating an incredible whirl wind to..

lift the skirts off all women so he can fullfill his sick pleasure then

Khameleon shows up and rips Fujin to shreds. Fujin ends up in the netherrealm and sees broly then goes to fight him while Shao Kahn and Onaga wakes up there wondering who dragged them there. All of a sudden they're both surrounded by Orochi Hellbeasts, then......

the Orochi things and Brolly suddenly dies after Kitana throws her fans at them. She says that her name is Kitana the non-MK-character slayer. She then spots Pikachu. She...

Tossing out insults such as this is unacceptable, even in a joke thread. Don't do it again.

(techicially Orochi is apart of mk lol but to continue) She realizes that what she does is wrong and pets pikachu and then all of a sudden a poke ball falls on her lap and she catches a Lui Kang and she orders lui kang to

I know Orachi is from MKSM, but I was taking it as the Orachi from Japanese mythology, but anywayz...
Do his sing attack, but his voice is so horrible that she sends him back into his poseball and throws it into the deepest, darkest part of the Netherrealm (dunno how, just does). Then she gets Pikachu to...

Ermac shows up and ask why scorp,noob,sub, are still smoking pot and doing cocaine as he says "pot n coke is sooo 80's. meth is in nowadays" he then realizes his blow torch is out of fuel and then tears off scorpions mask and uses his flames to light up another bowl of meth. then ermac ask "care to take a hit?" ...

...Then before Scorpion take's a hit, hotaru comes in and smack's the bowl down. He then start's ranting that drug's are illegal and unorderly like. after a half hour of this ranting, Noob and sub-zero decide to have a brotherly moment and each take hotaru's arm's and rip him apart. Havik see's all of this and say's "Just because you made me the happest girl every, party at hotaru's palace!" So all the mortal kombat characters but Onaga and Shao kahn, are invited. Kahn and Onaga are pissed and are trying to make an evil plot to crash the party...