Kahn and Onaga's first victim is pikachu then they gangrape and kill kitana for killing broly (yeah they didn't take getting an opponent they feel is a challenge getting killed very well). After that they start killing up people left and right til they wiped out half of the people at the party. The survivors gets ready to fight back and then.....

Onaga comes and kills everyone who has any kind of link to drugs because he knows drugs are bad. He said that not only will he kill EVERYONE who has anything to do with drugs, but he also is trying to take over all of the realms. So his plan is to go to Earthrealm. From there, he will...

kill Strker because he's such a gay character

and to take all of earths drugs because inside he knows hes a crack addit and he doesn't want to admit it and he needs his fix so then...

a finds a guy in an alley and does innapropriate stuff for crack

Then he realizes what he is doing is wrong and kills that random guy. He then remembers he must take over the realms by...

...winning that "i can eat more pie than you" contest but then Stryker comes outta no where and starts dancing like he's drunk and...

Bo Rai Cho kills Stryker because he thinks he was being mocked. The Dragon King then killed Bo because he thought Stryker was funny. He also kills kira because he thought it would be fun...

then goes to a little boy's b-day party and kills the clown, then he............

thinks 'I can kill a lot of people by taking over all of the realms'. To do this, his plan is to...

steal all the food in the realms then go on a beserk rampage wipping out every 1 in site.
unfortunatly this fails as bo rai cho is thinking in the middle of the road and gets hit by blaze in a ford escort who sez"HA 1 down under 60 chars left!"
we return to scorpion and sub zero who are stilled bummed at ther being no more dope but instead wit quick thinking scorpion sez"LETS GO RENT SUM HOOKERS!" sub zero agrees and sez"its like porn only wit real women!" as they leave tremor appears from behind a rock and sez "or wit real men!"

Scorpion slaps Tremor across the head and says 'You just grossed me out. Thanks a lot for ruining that hooker idea'. Suddenly, Onaga emerges and...

makes li mei stip dance for them all.
but tremor not satifising his sexual needs orders stryker to strip for him.
stryker begins to strip but turns out to actually be chameleon who completely anhiliates tremor sending flying backwards onto a road wer he is run over by blaze in his ford escort.but pinklet apears at the side of tremor and swears to avenge his death by sleaping wit chameleon....

Then the real Stryker comes and arrests all of the Hookers and Blaze (for speeding). Onaga laughs at this and...

...does an Irish jig. He snatches Li Mei, then...

hands her over to Stryker, claiming he was trying to prevent these hoodlums and hooligans from doing such foul deeds. He thanks Stryker for his help, then walks off. Then...

He drives off into the middle of a desert and Stryker and Li Mei has hot sweaty sex in the back of the truck. Then.....

... stryker farts and blows the whole car up!!! so then blaze escapes and kills hornbuckle because he's gay... then...

hornbuckle returns from the dead as zombie hornbuckle because hornbuckle kick ass and u cant get rid of him........

plus the MK team think that resurrecting people is so cool and think they can do it with the many characters many times. Anywayz... hornbuckle looks exactly like zombie Liu Kang, but wears green. He...

goes around and starts eating peoples brains

Jesus. I've never seen so much concentrated immaturity in one place on this board, and that's saying a lot.
I can't help but notice that a certain few posters repeatedly gravitate the story towards sexual escapades. While there's nothing wrong with that in and of itself, it's happening with such frequency now that this thread is not so much "Random" anynmore so much as it is quickly approaching the "potentially too tasteless to be left open" mark. The borderline gay-bashing hasn't escaped my notice, either. I'm watching this.
I'm trying not to step on anyone's toes here, but I strongly encourage people to think with their brains and not their genitals. Don't consider this a warning as much as it is a suggestion.
Remember what happened to the kinky MK threads?
Peace out.

Then Liu Kang shows up and fights Hornbuckle, Li Mei and Stryker videotapes the fight and puts it all over the net naming it the zombie fight of the century. The next thing that happens is......

Rob Zombie has a concert that distract's the fighters. they all start cheering as Noob-Saibot sneak's up on lui kang and steals his rice wine.

noob is like oh yea zombie kicks ass he starts to sing dragula then out of the blue