comes SubMan with a gun and kills Rob Zombie because he's an asshole. SubMan then leaves, never returning to this storyline whatsoever......never ever. Then Noob Saibot jumps into the air and screams out loud

"FOR CHUCK NORRIS"!!! and kills sub-zero who was in the area when...

sektor offered to be noob's calculator and noob said

"That's kinky." Sektor replied...

lol
Back to the story...
Sektor replied 'I don't know what you are thinking about, but I was just trying to help'. He walks away from Noob and goes to Edenia, feeling very hurt. There, he finds Kitana. She requests his help in a task. This task involves...

pulling something out of her...

...left nostril, which turns out to be...

reptiles civilization in which when reptiles see this he is

Scorpion decides to take revenge on him by giving Noob a super weagie. Noob start's screaming like a girl till smoke comes by and tell's scorpion to stop hurting his friend.

Scorpion heart then grew three times it's size, which was still pretty small. With no other thing to do, Scorpion shoots himself, and realizes that dead men can't die.
At that moment, on earthrealm, Sub-Zero sensed a disturbance in the force

and he then pass gas saying the disterbance has dissapeared everyone in the lui kuei was amazed that he farted out ice then all of a sudden

scorpion resurects sub-zero at the gas station as it was filled with ritualistic EMO's after resurecting him, scorpion instructs sub-zero to aid him in killing all the emo's after succeeding in this(well duh of course they wud there emos they jus sit down n cry!)
scorpion realise that his true calling is to bring back the weed! so he goes straight to the elder gods who aknowledge this with a solem bow, sub-zero sez"i think they may be emos shud we....." scorpion inturupts with a shake of his head and tells sub-zero they must travel to the nether realm and resurect the weed!(this will eventually lead to a quest to bring forth a circle of bong tokin, wich will eventually lead to another quest to cure their munchies...)

Unfortunately for Scorpion though, there was no more weed (or any other drugs) in the netherealm. They looked in every realm but couldn't find any. While looking for these drugs, they unknowingly went cold turkey and stopped needing any type of drugs. Now they realized who the other is and challenged each other to Mortal Kombat. At first, Scorpion summons a hellfire which...

...turns into a disco ball. Sub-Zero rips his headgear off, revealing a blue-silver afro, and begins to get FUN-KAY!

scorpion starts singing hell fire, but sub zero starts singing cold as ice to this scorpion punches him! sub-zero ask him y he did thtscorpion sez"THT SONGS SUX MORE ASS THAN BOY GOERGE!" sub zero realise this and nods in agreement.
after seing 2 foxy ladies walk past scorps n subs realise they havent got laid in 24 hours! sub-zero runs around screaming til scorpion slpas him and sez"FOR THE ELDER-GODS SAKE MAN PULL URSELF TOGETHER! WE WILL FIND SUM HONIES OK! THTS ARE NEW QUEST AND NEW CALLING! BUT FIRST LOOK WAT I SHOVED UP TREMORS ASS!" scorpion then pulls out the last spliff in all the realms and calls sub zero to sit wit him and chill for the very last time.

then smoke and noob ask if they could hang with them...

they said yes and they all start chilling but then

the world exploded!

just then, Sonya woke up. This whole crazy story was all a dream...
She then gets a call from Raiden. The Black Dragon are at it again. It turns out that they are all planning to...

Destroy Chuck Norris so Sonya...

...will not confuse him with Kobra anymore. However, this makes no sense, as Kobra....

really is chuck noris!!!!lol
and managing to escape from sonyas dream the dream scorpion and dream sub-zero go looking for real babes in the new world until......

they went back to Dreamworld never to come back to reality again...

But then find dream kitana and dream mileena who...

were having a tea party with reptile shao khan and baraka discussing old times which then