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 •06/20/2006 12:25 AM (UTC) •
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Liu Kang tells him that his nuts are nice, so Nightwolf officially becomes a nudist.
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•06/20/2006 12:27 AM (UTC) •
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Evanji is seen rejoicing in the background. Jade walks in, wearing an outfit that accentuates...
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 •06/20/2006 12:31 AM (UTC) •
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Breasts. Nightwolf like breasts. Jade like testicles. Jade and Nightwolf hook up.
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 •06/20/2006 04:23 AM (UTC) •
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Wondering whats going on with these people ed decides to make the relams all choas relam.
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-Everytime a noob enters forum, a centuar loses his legs.

 •06/20/2006 04:55 AM (UTC) •
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Then Quan -chi and Havik team up to run for president and Vice president to beat President Bush. Then sub-zero comes out of no where and...
STOPS everything that has just been said and goes back to the war only to find that Lui Kang and Mileena are...
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 •06/20/2006 08:32 AM (UTC) •
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Spoilers: (Highlight to reveal)
having sex

So all of a sudden G-Ninja jumps off a mountain and lands on Johnny Cage, killing him. And everyone says OMG!!! ITS G-NINJA!!!! I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD (from the vending machine accident). But then something kills Rain and......
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 •06/20/2006 09:01 AM (UTC) •
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Noob Saibot as well. It is Whiskers the bunny (*plays evil music*) Just then, Kahn emerges, saying 'haha! Whiskers, you are killing everyone. Soon there will be no competition in Mortal Kombat! *crazy and evil laugh* Soon I will rule the Earth... and all of the other realms' Just then, Whiskers the bunny jumps on Kahns face and starts eating it. This is bad for Whiskers as Sheeva was just doing a teleport stomp on Kahn, but she missed and squashes Whiskers. Sheeva curses, then pulls out one of Whiskers' teeth and uses is to stab Kahn through his heart, resulting in his death. Then she...
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 •06/20/2006 09:15 AM (UTC) •
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summons the allmighty Cornholio, who brings TP for everyones bunghole needs. Suddenly the shit hits the fan and...
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Join the KMD (Kang Must Die) club and recieve a free piece of his corpse, no donation=1 of his fingers. small donation= a limb. Large donation=the turkey voiced Monkey boy's Head.

 •06/20/2006 10:25 AM (UTC) •
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hits Mokap in the face who goes "MY EYES!!!!!!!" and starts shoting a gun at random until.........
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 •06/20/2006 01:33 PM (UTC) •
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he shoots Nightwolf who reflects the bullet (that move where he turnse green) and the bullet penetrates his skull and he dies, never to be resurrected. Anywho... Nightwolf leaves and goes to a strip club where he meets Ashrah. She offers him some pleasure for absorbing all of her sins. Nightwolf says 'sure' and then she gives him a massage. Then
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Join the KMD (Kang Must Die) club and recieve a free piece of his corpse, no donation=1 of his fingers. small donation= a limb. Large donation=the turkey voiced Monkey boy's Head.

 •06/20/2006 02:19 PM (UTC) •
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Noob Saibot comes in, knocks out Nightwolf, and forces Ashrah to comit more sins with him....
Ashra did not want to be forced into doing anything so she went with the flow, and when he least expected it she cut his throught.. Nightwolf still unconcious, Ashra is trying to undress him, but he wakes up saying "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU.."
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Wait a minute...theres no Angus McLeod in North Kiltown.

 •06/20/2006 06:28 PM (UTC) •
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But before Nightwolf can stop Noob, Smoke, while invisible, rips off Nightwolf's testicles and mails them to Evanji.
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 •06/20/2006 06:41 PM (UTC) •
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This event made nightwolf think about his sexuality. So he desides to become a nightwolfina.
So he askes to get his penis surgically removed and just make it skin right there.. he will cut the gash down the middle with his own axe.. but what the hell Ashrah is saying
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Wait a minute...theres no Angus McLeod in North Kiltown.

 •06/20/2006 06:56 PM (UTC) •
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She's bisexual, and she likes Nightwolf much more as a lady. Noob Saibot proposes they should have a three-way. But Smoke thinks...
It would make better doing a 4 way with a cyborg ninja..
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Join the KMD (Kang Must Die) club and recieve a free piece of his corpse, no donation=1 of his fingers. small donation= a limb. Large donation=the turkey voiced Monkey boy's Head.

 •06/20/2006 07:02 PM (UTC) •
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"no one will steal my Nooby away from me", but because he was a robot he said it outloud and every one said "OMG your GAY!!!!!!!" then Jakson enterd the room saying........
Ok you guys are getting even gayer then me.. so he changes the scene to Scorpion and Sub-Zero they are forming an alliance against...
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 •06/20/2006 07:36 PM (UTC) •
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a huge mechanicle barbra striesand! who threatens to destroy armageddon! scorpion sez to sub-zero"DUDE I THINK I MAY STILL BE STONED!"sub-zero sez"and I may shit myself!" all the warriors turn around to see barbra striesand and in unision say"holy shit!"but at tht piont of time kung loas rabbit appears along wit......
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•06/20/2006 07:46 PM (UTC) •
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...Mr. Whiskers, her mate. Upon learning that Kung Lao has a Mrs. Whiskers as well...
(meanwhile, Evanji is slightly miffed at Nightwolf's sex change, but shrugs, frames his nuts, and starts chasing Kung Lao)
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 •06/20/2006 07:51 PM (UTC) •
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.... starts humping her so (cnt member his name) lead singer of the cure appears turns inot a giant butterfly n beat barbra to a pulp, thn the south park kids arrive and say"stop ripping us off!" so scorp n sub shrug and continue to search for more bunyens and cheetos to clear there munchies, wen the elder gods say"pass the joint over her, as ur master scorpion do it it wil make armageddon easier" scorp shrugs hands him the joint and conitinues on his quest to cure his munchies...
Mr. Whiskers, so Kung Lao kills them both and burrys them 999999999999999999 feet deep so that they can never return in this story, meanwhile Sub-Zero gots the runs and shits himself and Scorpion still all coked out he desids to go get a kilo of some Cocaine and he gives it to some to every Warrior in the MK History.. even the elder gods they all are high as fuck and they cause destruction to the realm of Order by..
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•06/20/2006 07:59 PM (UTC) •
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...farting on it. Johnny Cage appears and apparently does some sort of puppet show with his...
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