What ever happened to Shyriu?

He's banned, if I'm not mistaken.

I've been playing it already.

bent to his will!

I'm blinded by the cute.

You're not mistaken.

You guys are mistaken.

Funniest thing ever. This is the funniest joke I've ever heard, i was on the floor crying. WATCH IT NOW

Really? Could have sworn he was still banned.

You can kiss my black ass (you know you want to)

no one eat peanut butter.
It's tainted.
-GTB

lol, you said taint... right after someone made a comment about eating their ass...

anyways, i have this epic idea... since you can't see my old signature (the one i've used since waaaay back in the day) because it's too long and thus shadow banned i'm gonna make a new one.
and it's gonna feature, not one... not two... but three pictures of my glorious mug... because i'm not vain.

That reminds me, wasn't there a time where hotdogs were tainted? maybe 1999?
i remember in early elementary days, my my told me not to eat hot dogs at any cost, they're full of disease and bacteria.
So maybe a good 5 months later, they served hotdogs at school one day, and I saw a few friends eating hotdogs, I'm like, "OH MY GOD! DON'T EAT THE HOTDOGS! THE DISEASES AND BACTERIA ARE GOING TO KILL YOU!"
And everyone started panicking, the room went semi-crazy.
I woulda gotten in trouble, but they understood m mistake, but yeah, funny memory.

You know, with all my years on this site behind me, i gotta ask...and i know it's probably been asked before, but i wanna know the answer...the DIRECT answer
Why the FUCK do we have to wait a minute after posting something before we get to post another post? Is the Post monster gonna get usif we don't take time to carefully type out each word? i don't fucking get it!
THE 37!!

So I saw that Mall Cop movie today (yawwwwwn)
It was alright just another example of them showing the funniest parts in the trailer and when they come on the movie its kinda like ehhh. Its pretty funny I was surprised when I heard it was the #1 movie this weekend. I mean REALLY how is it that Clint Eastwood was #2 to Mall Cop? Anyways if you want some dumb laughs and have about a hour and a half to kill go see it. I was even MORE surprised that the dumb thing sold out !! Yeah about every seat was filled in the theaters biggest auditorium . Just saying lol . Oh and Notorious was #4 hmmmm and Clint Eastwood was #2 makes you think.

That should read:
JAIL BAIT
Emo kids have it too.

hey, she's got a tattoo... she's 18

There are ways to tattoos illegally and legally under the age of 18.

There's nothing illegal about getting a tattoo if you're under 18. All you need is parental consent.

Liz Vicious is far from jailbait
Anyhoo...finally got a new cell phone and it's got a camera on it. Took a shitty pic (due to not knowing all the settings yet) of my Transformers DVD collection for no real reason other than to try the cam out.

That girl looks like she's 15. Just saying.
Oh, and

To prevent flooding. That's really it.
Liz Vicious is hot.

Roger Goodell just proved today that the Steelers are still the NFL's favorite team. How does Eric Smith of the Jets get fined and suspended for his hit on Boldin months ago and Ryan Clark of the Steelers gets nothing for his kill shot on Willis McGahee? Unbelievable.